The North American Friends Movie Club

Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.

A mysterious island.

A missing patient.

And at least three different ghosts!

We watched the 2010 neo-noir psychological thriller - Shutter Island

So slip into your ugliest tie.

And swim out to the evil lighthouse.

Because we’re the Ashecliffe Hospital for the criminally insane of podcasts.

And this show is our dangerous cliffside.

[sound of a man as he falls off the side of the cliff]

Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.

A secret government agency.

A new recruit.

And everything is really silver.

We watched the 1997 Science fiction action comedy film - Men in Black.

So pop a few kernels of space-corn.

And pour a tall glass of sugar water.

Because we’re the most advanced aliens of podcasts.

And this show is the laser we’re shooting into your ears.

[laser canon sound effect]

Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.

Downy Roberts.

Judicious Laws.

And Hairy Jerrys.

We watched the 2011 period mystery action film - Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows.

So pack a pipe of movie-tobacco.

And pour a tall glass of movie-brandy.

Because we’re the Napoleons of crimes of podcasts.

And this show is our internal monologue before we get in a fight.

Step one, catch the attention. Step two, tease the eardrums. Step three, roll the intro.

Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.

Two big-city detectives.

Seven deadly sins.

And the world’s most evil box.

We watched the 1995 crime thriller - Seven.

So grab a big bowl of movie spaghetti.

And then grab another big bowl of movie spaghetti.

Because we’re the most sinful podcast in the world.

And on the count of three, we’re all going to say our favourite sins.

1, 2, 3...

Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.

A secret agent.

A scary bad guy.

And the world’s most enchanting accountant.

We watched the 2006 spy thriller - Casino Royale.

So slip into your movie tuxedo.

And shoot the power button on your television.

Because we’re the James Bonds of podcasts.

And this show is the pistol we use at work.

(three silenced pistol gunshots followed by a groan of death)

Tonight... On the North American

Friends Movie Club.

An evil billionaire.

An old-school detective.

And a device that makes your brain

go crazy.

We watched the 2025 American action

comedy parody - The Naked Gun.

So pour some cinema-coffee in your

movie-mug.

And then exchange that mug for a

slightly larger mug.

Because we’re the most naked

podcast on the internet.

And this show is the gun!

(gunshot sound effect)

Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.

A family burger shop.

A dangerous sinkhole.

And a murder at the amusement park!

We watched the 2022 animated musical comedy - The Bob's Burgers Movie

So throw a couple cinema-patties on the movie-grill.

And drop a fresh basket of film-fries.

Because we’re the Bob’s of podcasting.

And this show is our delicious burger.

(burger patty sizzling sound effect)

Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.

A mysterious spaceship.

A government conspiracy.

And a special juice that makes you into an alien. 

We watched the 2009 science fiction action film - District 9

So crack open a can of room-temperature cat food.

And sacrifice your son-in-law to the military industrial complex.

Because we’re the prawns of podcasting.

And this show is our secret weapon. 

(Alien laser gun noises)

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Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.

Shaking.

Baking.

All gas and no breaking. 

We watched the 2006 sports comedy-drama film - Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

So break out your most flame-retardant jumpsuit.

And sprint recklessly towards your couch.

Because we’re the fastest podcast in the world.

And the show is about to crash into your ears. 

(NASCAR VROOM VROOM VROOM NOISE)

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Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.

An injured photographer.

A charming socialite.

And four floors of suspense! 

We watched the 1954 American mystery thriller film - Rear Window. 

So break out your fattest camera lens.

And slowly wheel yourself into the shadows.

Because we’re the most suspicious podcast in the world.

And you’re spying on us with your ears!

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