The North American Friends Movie Club

Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.

A cop with two girlfriends.

A wife with two husbands.

And a murder in Tinseltown. 

We watched the 2006 American neo-noir mystery film - 

The Black Dahlia. 

So steal some popcorn from the evidence locker.

And pop the special benzos that help you solve crimes.

Because we’re podcast police.

And your ears are under arrest.

You have the right to remain silent... except for laughing!

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Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.

A missing wife.

A suspicious husband.

And, for the second week in a row, an English actor doing a silly little southern accent. 

We watched the 2014 American psychological thriller, Gone Girl.

So pick out whatever shirt makes you look the most innocent.

And try not to smile during the press conference.

Because we’re the Gone Girls of podcasts.

And this show is our evil diary.

What sound should I do for the Gone Girl?

Neil Patrick Harris death gurgle.

[Neil Patrick Harris death gurgle sound]

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Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.

A handsome young priest.

An impossible murder.

And a very special southern gentleman. 

We watched the 2025 mystery film - Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery

So slip into your sluttiest little suit.

And don’t forget your eye-catching pocket-square.

Because we’re the priests of podcasts

And we’re about to take your ass to church.

[Podcast cinemus movieshow]

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Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.

Otter muppets.

Muskrat muppets.

And a snake that plays the guitar.

We watched the 1977 television special - Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas 

So turn your washtub into a bass.

And pawn your dead husband’s toolbox.

Because we’re the Jim Hensons of podcasts

And we’re also the muppets of podcasts!

Hi-ya!

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Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.

A bad banana with a greasy black peel.

A nasty wasty skunk.

And a dead tomato splotched with mouldy purple spots.

We watched the 1966 animated television special - How the Grinch Stole Christmas! 

So break into your neighbour’s house.

And lie to their smallest daughter.

Because we’re the Dr. Seusses of Podcasts

And this show is one of our popular books!

The Grinch doesn’t have any famous noises for me to do. 

Just do pterodactyl. 

[pterodactyl noise]

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Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.

A theater production on the verge of collapse.

A child in the midst of an existential crisis.

And Snoopy!

We watched the 1965 animated television special - A Charlie Brown Christmas.

So pull out your shittiest Christmas tree.

And recite an extremely long passage from the holy Christian bible.

Because we’re the angels of podcasting.

And this show is our tidings of great joy!

[solemnly] Amen. Amen.

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Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club

A tiny dentist

A singing snowman

And the highly competitive world of reindeer games

We watched the 1964 stop motion Christmas animated television special - Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

So slip into your finest red felts

And jingle whatever bell you can get your hands on

Because we’re the Santas of podcasts

And this show is your gift!

[Ho ho ho noise]

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Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.

A murder in Manhattan.

A body in the borough. 

And a corpse in New Yorpse.

We watched the 1993 black-comedy mystery film - Manhattan Murder Mystery

So slip into an all beige ensemble.

And throw on your smallest, roundest glasses.

Because this is the podcast that never sleeps.

And it’s time for your ears to wake up.

[car horn sound - hey I’m walking over here sound]

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Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.

Three fancy wives.

Three terrible husbands.

And 48 of the finest pantsuits the 90s had to offer.

We watched the 1996 comedy film - The First Wives Club

So slip into your finest movie-watching scarf.

And light up a 1990s indoor cigarette.

Because you’ve reached the number one movie club in the world.

And it’s 1996 so we have an answering machine!

[answering machine beep]

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Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.

A group of filmmakers.

A secluded location.

And a beautiful older woman!

We watched the 2022 American slasher film - X

So fork some movie-hay into the cinema-barn.

And feed a few dvds to your movie gators.

Because this show is rated x

Which stands for extremely good podcast!

[shotgun sound]

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