Today marks the beginning of something very special. A marriage of minds, bodies?, and podcasts. We welcome in the one and only Drinks w/ Ron! You should know him from a handful of appearances on this here pod as well as from the Half-Assed Podcast Network. But we’re not just bringing in Ron as a guest. He is now a part of the crew!

Call it a residency, call it a collaboration, call it what you will… Once a month, we got Ronno coming on to do a bracket of something Nostalgic. For the inaugural episode, Rob and I wanted to go in blind, just like y’all! 

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As you drive around any city in America, you are bound to lay your eyes on a multitude of different signages depicting the resurrection of the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ… It’s almost an accepted fact at this point: he WILL return. We just don’t know when…

But what if he was already born? What if he’s a 26 year old man living in the Upper Westside as we speak?!? Maybe he looks exactly like Adam Levine with his shirt off… 

Besides wondering what aesthetics a modern day carpenter turned deity would go with, we also get in on a good old fashioned Song Spelunker on the 1998 hit song Life by Des’ree. 

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Today, the boys have some things to say… It’s a good thing they have a podcast… Why am I writing in third person? Regardless.. We go through a multitude of topics on this one. Everything from Portugese serial murder Diogo Alves, to the new Meta Rayban glasses, to Spiderman’s genitals. 

We also talk the glorification of the male criminal, the growing indifference towards comic book movies, and the map. What is the map? Well, you better stay tuned to find out, cause Rob will explain it all.

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Now folks, I need you to meet me half way with this one… Yes, some could say life’s a bit of a log jam right now, but we’re here to help. Get ready to relax and illuminate that heartlight. I bet that plantar fasciitis is loosening up as I utter these words… You’re feeling better. You look into the sky and exclaim, “I’m alright!” to anyone in shouting distance. This is it. I’m speaking from heart to heart. Welcome to the danger zone…

Now if all my ramblings upset you, cool those angry eyes. I’ll be done shortly… All I need is a large bottle of baby oil, two volleyballs, and a group of boys… Cause nothing’s more fun than play time, or so says Everett Washington’s crown jewel Kenny Loggins… So let’s spelunk this eyebrow raiser and try to figure out if the goose is actually loose… 

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I’ve heard it said before that the journey is the destination…In this case I think we can affirm this as true. Debuting a new segment today, folks, It’s Probin’ Time!! On this cat-scratch fever dream of an episode, we dive into the 1981 film Roar.

Produced and directed by Noel Marshall, who also starred in the film, alongside Tippy Hedron and Melanie Griffith. This gaping maw of content is stuffed with everything from the original story of Pinnochio, to soup lozenges, to coping mechanisms. 

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Welcome to a very special edition of Rob’s Reviews here on the Nostalgia Pit. Today we welcome in a special soul, the lovely Celina Flores to talk about the new Robert Eggers directed Nosferatu in all of its macabre splendor.

But of course, that is not all! We also discuss the checkered past of Disney and its history of questionable imagery and language, and innuendo throughout its catalog. Everything from Fantasia and Pinnochio to the Lion King and Little Mermaid… It’s all here, and it’s all filthy!

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What do horse hoof bread, Taco Bell, and raw milk have in common? Well, besides all being food… These are all items you might be able to find in the continental breakfast at a very, very special hotel.

This hotel, named after one of the fifty states in this great country,, has existed for millenia, but the public was only enlightened to its existence due to Don Henley and them boys. Them boys of course being The Eagles. No, it’s not Hotel Alabama. Although, I hear they have a killer beschamel…

That’s right. We brought back Yikes Mountain & Drinks w/ Ron from the Half-Assed Podcast Network to help us spelunk the 1977 smash hit Hotel California. So, buckle up for this baby, cause she’s a little grumpy. And by grumpy, I mean bumpy... And by bumpy, I mean internally... And by internally, I mean intestinally…

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Return of the Rob! That’s right, folks. Rob. Is. Back! After an all too long hiatus, we welcome back the missing piece of this here pod. I’m sure y’all were wondering when that barrage of guests would finally cease… Now we can get on with the REAL conversations.

We talk about everything from Rob’s new otamatone to the second Fyre Fest to the Land Before Time. Colin also digs into a cartoon that lives rent free in his head, none other than the ladykiller himself: Johnny Bravo. That’s right! It’s time for a brand new Limited Recall segment.

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Today, we welcome back some more repeat offenders to help stimulate the conversation. Spike Daeley & Chance Random from the recent Lines of Man-Dust episode amongst others, are here to dig into a question left unanswered during our last discussion. And that discussion, is of course, surrounding the retcon-ing of an artists’ career through the constantly changing lens of what society’s acceptable behaviors-of-the-day are.

But that’s not all! We also talk the push for verbal exposition in film/TV, performance enhancing drugs, and the fallible nature of memory (to just name a few of the rotating focal points). Besides the conversation though, you will hear some songs throughout the episode. 

The first is Who’s This by Chance off his Breakfast EP. The second track is called Chessnuttz by White Licorice. The final track is Paint by The Pretty Killers tape …And Whatnot. All albums are available for free or donation on their bandcamps. Links in the description (below).

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I gotta say, I’m super excited about this one. Still without Rob, I brought in two repeat guests and fellow podcast producers Jeremy Tache from the Lebatard Show w/ Stugotz Podcast as well as Yeti Blanc, producer of the Greg Cote Show w/ Greg Cote Podcast!

While we’ve had both of these folk onto the pod previously, never have we gotten them together! Yeti was our first ever guest, and one of the first people he recommended I try to get on the pod was none other than Jeremy Tache, so it only made perfect sense to do a party episode. 

While we talk many random topics from American Idol to syllabic structure in song writing, we decided to play a game! I’m calling it Connect the Tunes, but it’s essentially where three songs are played and you have to guess the connection between them. Sounds easy? Even if you think you know music, it can get difficult quickly!

We also decided to a special edition of Song Spelunker segment… I decided to ignore the advice of Robert Downey Jr. in Tropic Thunder, cause we went full Lebatard. Because both our guests have produced songs for the Lebatard show, I decided to go with a song that would really tie the room together. So stay tuned til the end!

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