The Otis Advisory

You want artificial intelligence?  Fauchi is your guy.  All that chin boogie about “follow the science and put on your eating pants” was just some bumper sticker at the wet market.  It was all just Gain of Fauchi research the whole time!  Definitely do not resuscitate.  Hear Podcast.  Wash Hands. 

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The National Sleep Foundation has just awarded China Joe their Lifetime Achievement Award, which makes this next part hard to swallow.  Here it is.  Joey thinks he wants to keep being President, and since Jill can’t stand being separated from the Mr. Kamala guy, she is all for it too.  Oh the larceny!  Commander Otis has the full story.  Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands

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Mayo Pete only comes in white and whiter, so do not use before Easter.  There’s nothing to remember with Mayo Pete, no mixing, no meetings - it’s all baked in.   Mayo Pete may contain bull corn. Has no wow factor.  Plant-based fruit-forward backwash contains no menthol and never will.  May cause white winter itch.  Not for day drinking in Dallas. Foreign ingredients are inert, for now. Otis has a full report.  Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands.

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Biden Inc has always been run out of Delaware.  The family likes to vacation up at Pavement Narrows where Joey, Jill and the consigliere gather in private, out of reach of the other families – like yours. There Delaware tough, which doesn’t sound like much when you’re in Texas, but you feel the sting just the same at the end of the month.  Somebody could use some cowboy therapy before finding themselves sitting in the dark waiting for their food to come in the mail.  It’s embarrassing.  Hear Podcast. Wash Hands.

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Looks like we got kicked in the colonies again on this Chinese spy balloon business. Joe’s cone of uncertainty lasted nearly a week while a floating spy ship hung up there like a loose tooth taking pictures of everything – like your wife out there in the back yard.  But China Joe took care of it once he got word they had finished taking all their pictures. Don’t want to interrupt.  D'Otis explains. Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands

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Thanks to a new government program, your spare bedroom can help welcome the rest of the world to your house, right here in the New America!  (ding dong) “Hi, Miss Jones, we’re with the Donkey gubmint and according to TicTok you’ve got 3 living here at the house, is that correct?"  Yes that’s right.  "And looks like you’ve got 4 bedrooms, is that correct?"  Well yes.  "Great, then meet the Chachkes from South America!  The oldest has already volunteered to take your daughter to the park for a little diversity!"   The New America is coming home to roost - and it’s just down the hall.  D'Otis explains.  Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands.

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Just released from the Otis files - Hunter secret letter to Papa #4 – proving again that while little Hunter may have the itch, he’ll never have the scratch.  D'Otis explains.  Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands

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Maybe Joe’s problem is lose skin. Anybody think of that? Lose skin gets in the way and can puddle around all over the place when you try to sit down to read something. That might explain why Joey didn’t notice where it said Top-Secret up at the top. Lose skin is serious. It can get caught in things like a car door when you’re in the garage next to your box of important papers. Lose skin can get away from you. It just needs to ramble, and then you can't find it - even with the FBI.  D'Otis explains.  Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands

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Just dropped from The Otis Files, double-secret Hunter letter to he Papa #2.   In this dramatic reading of newly-discovered letter to Papa, we learn that when young Hunter hears Penal System, he's not thinking what you're thinking.  Oh the larceny!  Otis has the whole story.  Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands 

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In the time before bottled water there was a device called panty hose.  Birthing people would pay money for this and then try to wear the device to work.  Pantyhose were uncomfortable and served no useful purpose but were still expected anyway in polite company.  No one knows why.  Eventually the more free-range birthing people said NO MORE and peeled away the offending hose for dryer pastures.   Otis explains how marketing stepped in to reengineer and put the squeeze play back in business.  

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