The Buttonista is back with brand new technology and theme song to talk:

- What time you take your birth control and what it says about your personality

- The dream schedule is possible again when you work at DeCrescente — and why no one wants a job I guess?

- Peaks and pits of the week so far

- Recapping the Oscars best and worst looks via my Instagram Story poll results

Best enjoyed with a Miller Lite.