The Pitch

Kole, Ben, Dennis, and Jala talk about the WHO’s recent report on video game addiction, FAR: Lone Sails, and we ask you what your most useless game skill is.

• The WHO establishes video game addiction as a mental illness.
• Bethesda sues Warner Bros. over Westworld game.
• Final Fantasy VII remake director admits they announced the game too soon.
• Sims 4: Seasons lets you boink St. Nick.

• What is your most hard-won, but useless, video game skill?

• Jala: Sniper Elite 4. Persona 4: Dancing All Night. Hakuoki: Kyoto Winds.
• Ben: FAR: Lone Sails. Divinity: Original Sin II. Knights of the Old Republic II.
• Dennis: Realm Royale. RIGS. Trackmania.
• Kole: The Cat Lady. Rocksmith.

If your pubes don't form a mane, you're missing out.

Let's hear what you think of A Way Out, Magicka, and Earth Defense Force 4.1. There aren't very many responses this time, so we hit some belated responses and Just Funnin' as well.

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Their tufted ears will tickle the insides of your lungs.

TV's gonna rot your brain, even if you're a demon. Autumn Greer joins me to talk about this absolutely bonkers companion to Desperation. Writing as Richard Bachman, King takes major characters from Desperation and plants them in suburban Ohio, where the demon Tak uses a child's mind and obsession with westerns and cartoons to turn a neighborhood into a killing floor.

You cannot go home again, and you cannot rethink who you've asked to adopt you.

We assure you that we are human.