The Ratchet Aunties

The Ratchet Aunties

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The Ratchet Aunties episodes

  • ELIMIDATEING VS GETTING REEL W/COUNT CAP-ULA
    IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOUT ALL THE A$$TASTIC-NESS DURING TT ERIN’s BIRTHDAY WEEKEND!! WE ALSO GET INTO OUR NEWEST ENDEAVOR OF “ELIMIDATEING” W/TT CAMILLE AND WE BREAK DOWN HER GOING VIRAL ON SINGLE MOM MEMOIRS. THE JOKES PRACTICALLY WRITE THEMSELVES AND YOU DON’T WANNA MISS THE LAUGHS!!
    PARABLE #1: IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT…LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF TO WHAT YOU DO WANT.
    PARABLE #2: KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF.
    SONGS IN TODAY's EPISODE:
    JD's REVENGE x JEAN DEAUX
    22 x JAYO
    1 hr 26 min
  • ALEXANDER PETTYMAN VS THE AESTHETIC
    IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOUT ENTREPRENEURS WHO TAKE 9-5 SUPPLEMENTAL INCOME. BONUS TOPICS ARE: ANOTHER FLORIDA MAN, TWERK CLASSES IN CHICAGO AND TT ERIN’s BEEF WITH GEN Z!! YOU DON’T WANNA MISS TGESE LAUGHS!!
    PARABLE #1: YOU MUST RELENTLESSLY GO AFTER YOUR DREAMS
    PARABLE #2: REMEMBER THAT NOTHING IS NEW UNDER THE SUN…
    SONGS FROM TODAY's EPISODE:
    MOOD x SIR FEAT. ZACARI
    NO DAYS OFF x GWEN BUNN
    1 hr 11 min
  • THE HETERO-ROMANTICS VS THE HIGH QUALITY HOES

    IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOUT THE QUALMS INTERNET LESBIANS ARE HAVING WITH THE BISEXUAL/HETERO-ROMANTIC WOMEN AGENDA, WHATS HOLDING US BACK FROM BEING OURSELVES AND WHETHER WE HAVE ENOUGH EMPATHY FOR SIDE HOES. YOU DON’T WANNA MISS THE LAUGHS IN THIS EPISODE, BECAUSE THEY ARE NON-STOP!! 


    PARABLE #1: BE YOURSELF 

    PARABLE #2: DON’T LOSE YOUR HIGH QUALITY HOES 


    SONGS FROM TODAY's EPISODE: 

    ÇA FLINGUE x GENJUSTSU BEATS 

    12 AM IN ATL x REASON FEAT. ISAIAH RASHAD, BENNY THE BUTCHER & DOE BOY

    1 hr 31 min
  • MOODY B*TCHES VS THEE DICKLESS IN CHICAGO

    IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOUT DISRESPECT AND THE PROBLEMATIC BEHAVIORS OF THE UNHEALED OPPOSITE SEX. YOU DONT WANNA MISS THE PARABLES, TWISTS AND TURNS IN THIS EPISODE!


    PARABLE #1: YOU CAN ONLY BE IGNORANT FOR SO LONG

    PARABLE #2: DO BETTER!

    PARABLE #3: CONTROL KILLS CORRECTION


    SONGS FROM TODAY's EPISODE:

    IN HA MOOD x ICE SPICE

    IF THIS IS LOVE x XAVIER OMAR

    1 hr 41 min
  • BABY BOXES VS INNANET RELATIONSHITS

    IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING DIRECTLY TO OUR LISTENERS ON LIVE!! WE'RE TALKING TO FACEBOOK AND INSTAGRAM AND REVIEWING THE WEEK's ACTIVITIES STARTING WITH TT CAMILLE's BIRTHDAY (JAN 18TH) RECAP!!! YOU CAN WATCH THIS EPISODE IN FULL ON OUR INSTAGRAM (@THERATCHETAUNTIES) OR LISTEN TO THE EPISODE IN FULL HERE, EITHER WAY YOU DON'T WANNA MISS THESE ANTICS!


    PARABLE #1: DO BETTER

    PARABLE #2: JUST BECAUSE YOU MAKE THE RULES, DON'T MAKE YOU UNACCOUNTABLE

    PARABLE #3: SOMETIMES MANDEM NEEDS TO PLAY A SPORT


    SONGS FROM TODAY's EPISODE:

    CRUSH ON YOU x JUNIOR MAFIA

    TELFY x MAIYA THE DON

    1 hr 44 min
  • THE COLORISTS VS THE EEBEEDEEBEEDEES
    IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOUT TRAUMA AFTER SUICIDE ATTEMPTS, THE TOP 3 WORST KIND OF MEN, A REAL HOUSEWIVES OF POTOMAC RECAP AND WHAT TYPE LADIES WE LIKE!!
    PARABLE #1: IF YOU DON’T LIKE WHAT WOMEN BE DOING, WHY YALL STILL EFF US?!
    SONGS FROM TODAY's EPISODE:
    C.A.B. x CHRIS BROWN FEAT. FIVIO FOREIGN
    FOMF x AB SOUL
    1 hr 38 min
  • MR & MRS. LOVE-LESS VS THE CHEATER RULE

    IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOUT CHEATING NO-NO’s. PLUS, WE GOTTA BE OBJECTIVE ABOUT THE MEG THEE STALLION STORY AND KEKE PALMER FINALLY BEING A MOMMA. YOU DON’T WANNA MISS THESE LAUGHS. 


    PARABLE #1: LET PEOPLE HELP YOU BE BETTER 

    PARABLE #2: DON’T SPEND YOUR GIRL’s $$ ON ANOTHER WOMAN 

    PARABLE #3: SHOW LOVE. PERIOD. 


    SONGS FROM TODAY's EPISODE: 

    LOW x SZA 

    I GUESS x SAINT LEVANT & PLAYYARD

    2 hr
  • RAPPER NAMES VS THE SPIRIT OF HUSH
    IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE DISCUSSING THE REAL NAMES OF SOME OF YOUR FAVE RAPPERS AND WHY WOMEN ARE NOW IN THE POSITION OF THE “TRICK”. YOU DON’T WANNA MISS THESE LAUGHS!!  
    PARABLE #1: STFU  
    PARABLE #2: YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR OWN ORGASM!
    SONGS IN TODAY's EPISODE:  
    NOT MY N*GGA x KENTHEMAN  
    NUNNDET SH*T x ASIAN DOLL FT. RUBI ROSE, DREAM DOLL, DREEZY AND IVORIAN DOLL
    1 hr 22 min
  • SWEET POTATO PIE VS COOKIE MILK

    IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE DISCUSSING WOMEN'S EQUALITY (CAUSE THAT'S WHAT Y'ALL SAID Y'ALL WANTED!), GAS STATION STRANGERS, AND HOW THE TT's GOT THEIR NICKNAMES. YOU DON'T WANNA MISS THE LAUGHS IN THIS EPISODE, BECAUSE IT'S DEFINITELY ONE FOR THE BOOKS!


    PARABLE #1: DON'T CALL ME BABY

    PARABLE #2: STOP DOING UNNECESSARY THINGS TO YOUR COOCH!


    SONGS FROM TODAY's EPISODE: 

    4 THANGS x FREDDIE GIBBS & BIG SEAN 

    OLD AGE x MASEGO

    1 hr 48 min
  • 6 RED FLAGS GREAT AMERICA VS MEN THAT DO STUFF

    IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE DISCUSSING TT CAMILLE HAVING ONE TOO MANY DRINKS AT A BDAY DINNER. PLUS, WE’RE QUESTIONING WHY MEN DON'T DO MEN STUFF. BTW, IT'S THE YEAR OF GLORIA HALLELUJAH, SO WE GET INTO HER DEBUT ALBUM "ANYWAY...LIFE'S GREAT" AND THE NEWEST SAWEETIE EP TO SEE WHY SHE AND BIG GLO ARE HAVING AN AMAZING END TO THEIR YEAR! BONUS POINTS FOR OUR NEWEST SPONSOR DROP! TRUST US, YOU DON’T WANNA MISS THE STORIES, LAUGHS, TWISTS AND TURNS BECAUSE WE CAME WITH THE HEAT!!


    PARABLE #1: THERE ARE NO PARABLES TODAY. EVERYTHING IS JUST PROPS...AH HA!


    SONGS IN TODAY'S EPISODE: 

    UNH UNH x GLORILLA 

    NO L's x SAWEETIE

    1 hr 36 min

About The Ratchet Aunties

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We, the Ratchet Aunties are here to drop a wealth of game on our beautiful fam. We may get a little ratchet sometimes, but we always gon keep it classy, cute and above all…we gon keep it real.