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- GROUP TRIP B!TCHES VS NOT-SO-RATCHET ADVICEIN THIS EPISODE...THE RA'S ARE TAKING REDDIT’S NOT-SO-RATCHET ADVICE, TALKING ABOUT THE QUALITY OF TRUE FRIENDSHIPS, KNOWING WHO TO BRING ON GROUP/COUPLES TRIPS AND WHAT REALITY TV HAS GOING ON LATELY…YOU DON’T WANNA MISS THE JOKES, RANDOM OUTBURSTS AND LAUGHS!PARABLE #1: STOP SAYING SH!T YOU DON’T MEANPARABLE #2: SOMETIMES, YOU GOTTA TAKE SOME ADVICESONGS IN TODAY'S EPISODE:ENERGY x BEYONCÉ FEAT. BEAMC.A.B. (CATCH A BODY) x CHRIS BROWN FEAT. FIVIO FOREIGN1 hr 18 min
- MANDEM APOLOGIES VS PUS*Y EATING ACCESSORIES
IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE COUNTING DOWN TO THEIR 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY EPISODE AND APOLOGIZING TO THE MANDEM COMMUNITY FOR ALL THE RIDICULOUS ACTIVITIES FROM THE WOMEN COMMUNITY. LISTEN IN AS WE BREAK DOWN THE DEFINITION OF BEING "SLUTTED OUT" AND WHAT PROBLEMS CAN OCCUR WITH AN ORGY BEING AT THE CRIB.
PARABLE #1: IF YOU CAN’T DRIVE…STAY OFFA LOWER WACKER, PLEASE!
PARABLE #2: IT’S POSSIBLE TO GET IN SOMEONE ELSE’S CAR ON ACCIDENT. HAVE GRACE AND BE CAREFUL!
PARABLE #3: IF YOU WANT A BABY…HAVE ONE WITH SOMEONE WHO WANTS IT MORE THAN YOU.
PARABLE #4: WHATEVER YOU BELIEVE IN…KNOW THAT ONLY YOU MAKE IT TRUE!
SONGS FROM TODAYS EPISODE:
MOORTALZ x MOTHER NATURE FEAT. JEFF K%NZ AND GR8SKY
EASY x THE GAME FEAT. KANYE WEST
1 hr 34 min - SLUG PUS*Y VS THE ELECTRIC KEVIN GATES
IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's HAVE BEEN WATCHING SOME OF THE WILDEST THINGS ON RIHANNA’s INTERNET AND WE’VE GOT SO MUCH TO SAY ABOUT IT!! IN BETWEEN CARESHA PLEASE, BOBBY LYTES, AND THE SPEAR MOVES FROM AIRLINE EMPLOYEES…WE HAVE THE LAUGHING DOWN-PACT! YOU DON’T WANNA MISS THIS!
PARABLE #1: NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO…YOU’RE STILL GONNA HAVE TO PUT THE WORK IN!
PARABLE #2: BE CAREFUL WHEN PURCHASING THINGS ONLINE FROM PEOPLE…CAUSE THE K*LLER IS STILL ON THE LOOSE!
SONGS FROM TODAYS EPISODE:
I’M THAT GIRL x BEYONCÉ
NDA x MEGAN THEE STALLION
1 hr 37 min - WHATCHU LIIIIKE VS DISNEY BEAST-IALITYIN THIS EPISDOE...THE RA'S ARE ARE DRINKING SAKE AND DISSECTING THE NEW SUBWAY RE-BRAND!! JOIN US AS WE GO OVER DATING SCENARIOS, POLY LOVE AND WHO THE REAL VILLAN WAS IN THE BEAUTY AND THE BEAST STORYLINE.PARABLE #1: USE DISCERNMENT…BUT DEFINITELY GO OUT THERE AND TRY!PARABLE #2: STOP PLAYING WITH THESE PEOPLE IN RELATIONSHIPS…SONGS FROM TODAYS EPISODE:TTG x SEAN LEONWHAT'CHU LIKE x DA BRAT FEAT. TYRESE1 hr 47 min
- THE MCBITCH IN YOU VS SKINEMAX AND NEGROSTROLOGYIN THIS EPISODE...THE RA'S ARE STILL TALKING TO THE HOMIES!! THIS TIME, WE GET INTO PUSSY POLI-TICK-ING WITH THE ONE AND ONLY RATCHET UNCLE: BOB CHIN!! WE GET TO FIND OUT WHY JOE BUDDEN BLOCKED HIM AND WHO'S ON HIS SPIN-THE-BLOCK LIST! PLUS, THE RATCHET UNCLE CREW COMES BACK TO OFFER THEIR IDEAS ON WHAT MAKES THEM GOOD IN BED! YOU DON'T WANNA MISS THIS WILD 2 1/2 HR EPISODE!!PARABLE #1: YOU CAN'T UN-FUCK SOMEONE. THAT'S LAW.SONG'S FROM TODAY'S EPISODE:PHASES x SEAN LEONMMM METH x THE WHITE LADY ON THE DON’T DO DRUGS COMMERCIAL W/THE BLACK CHOIR2 hr 26 min
- STRIP SUITES VS GLORILLA AND HER RATCHET ASS FRIENDS
IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOIUT PEACOCK-ING IN IT'S TRUEST FORM! DO YOU BELIEVE IN COURTSHIP? WELL, THIS ISSUE IS FILLED WITH THE TT'S BATTLING THE RATCHET UNCLES FOR THE NEICES AND THE NEPHEW's MATING RITUALS. YOU DON'T WANNA MISS OUR MELTDOWNS, MUSIC BREAKDOWNS, AND ALL THE LAUGHS IN BETWEEN!
PARABLE #1: WE CAN ALL BE DIFFERENT...AND STILL SUPPORT EACH OTHER's SHINE.
PARABLE #2: NO MORE SHORT CUTS...DO IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME!
SONGS FROM TODAY'S EPISODE:
WILD THINGS x FRANKIE FREE
3 BELOW x SAINT JHN
TOMORROW x CMG THE LABEL FEAT GLORILLA
HOT POTATO x HITKIDD FEAT. ALEZA, GLOSS UP, GLORILLA, SLIMERONI, AND K. CARBON
CHA, CHAA x GIRLCODE
CASH IN CASH OUT x PHARRELL WILLIAMS FEAT. 21 SAVAGE & TYLER, THE CREATOR
2 hr 6 min - MASCULINE VS FEMININE ENERGYON THIS EPISODE...THE RA'S HAVE A SPECIAL GUEST!! WE GET TO TALK TO A FORMER 2X MALE BREAST CANCER SURVIVOR. MUSIC ARTIST AND PHILANTHROPIST--AM.(ANTWON MUHAMMAD) AND WE DISCUSS THE IDEA OF MASCULINE VS FEMININE ENERGY AND WHAT HAPPENS IF YOUR DELIVERY DRIVER WANTS TO DROP OFF MORE THAN WHAT YOU PAID FOR!PARABLE #1: BE LIKE WATER...SONGS IN TODAY'S EPISODE:GOD IN THE FLESH x A.M.LETTER TO MY DAUGHTER x A.M.1 hr 57 min
- SLAVES N SHIT VS ROAD RULES
IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA'S ARE SMOKING THAT ANGEL PACK!! WE'RE BREAKING DOWN WHAT IT TAKES FOR GROWN-UPS TO FIGHT AT A WATERPARK! LISTEN AS TT CAMILLE CONFESS ABOUT WHY SHE WAS DENIED CERTAIN JOBS AND THE ACTUAL FACTUAL RULES OF THE ROAD WITH TT ERIN'S DRIVER'S SCHOOL ETIQUETTE CLASS. YOU DON'T WANNA MISS THE LAUGHS!
PARABLE #1: LEARN TO DRIVE...TF?!
SONGS FROM TODAY'S EPISODE:
ATHENA x ERIN SEDALIA
1 hr 52 min - HOES THAT ACT RIGHT VS RATCHETS AFTER DARK
IN THIS EPISODE…THE RA’s HAVE AN AFTER WORK SMOKE SESH…AND OUR PRODUCER LET’S LOOSE ON OUR BAD HABITS!! YOU DON’T WANNA MISS THIS BONUS EPISODE OF ALL OF OUR ANTICS WHEN CONFRONTED BY “THE PATRIARCHY”…LOL…JUST KIDDING. WE’RE DIVING DEEPER INTO OUR PERSONAL STORIES AND LEAVING IT ALL ON THE TABLE FOR OUR RATCHET FAM!
PARABLE #1: ADVICE FROM MEN ABOUT MEN IS NECESSARY.
SONGS FROM TODAY’S EPISODE:
AIGHT x WESTSIDE BOOGIE FEAT. SHELLEY
1 hr 15 min - THE BIGGEST HATER CITY VS BENEFICIAL MUSES
IN TODAY’S EPISODE…THE RA’S ARE TALKING ABOUT SIMPLY DOING BETTER IN LIFE. LISTEN AS TT ERIN HILARIOUSLY RECAPS HER “HELL WEEK” AND TT CAMILLE GIVES HER STRESS TEST LESSON!
PARABLE #1: DO BETTER…DASSIT
SONGS FROM TODAY’S EPISODE:
LOTUS FLOWER BOMB x WALE FT. MIGUEL
AMBEYONCÉ x EARTHGANG FT. SMINO
1 hr 34 min
About The Ratchet Aunties
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We, the Ratchet Aunties are here to drop a wealth of game on our beautiful fam. We may get a little ratchet sometimes, but we always gon keep it classy, cute and above all…we gon keep it real.