The Ratchet Aunties

IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA'S ARE DISCUSSING WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE RETROGRADE HAS TAGGED YOU IN!! LISTEN IN AS THE TT’s DEFEND KANYE AND PRETTY PRIVILEGE AND TEACH US ALL HOW TO PUT THE PU*SY ON ICE WHILE DEALING WITH HARASSMENT IN HOME DEPOT. YOU DON’T WANNA MISS THE LAUGHS IN THIS JOINT!! 

PARABLE #1: EVERYBODY PLAYS THE VILLAN IN SOMEONE’s LIFE STORY.  

PARABLE #2: LET YE WHO HAS SINNED A LOT, CAST NO STONES. 

SONGS FROM TODAY'S EPISODE:  

LIFE’s A B*TCH x RADIANT CHILDREN  

EAT IT UP x KALI & RUBI ROSE

IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA'S ARE TALKING ABOUT OUR HOLIDAY HATRED AND GO DOWN THE LIST OF THINGS WE DON'T MESS WITH DURING THIS SEASON (HAPPY BLACK FRIDAY, SMALL BUSINESS SATURDAY AND CYBER MONDAY BTW). JOIN US IN THE LAUGHS AS WE DEAL WITH THE MISHAPS OF NOT FORMATTING A NEW SD CARD, BC THIS EPISODE IS SPLOTCHY TO SAY THE LEAST!! IT'S NOT A LONG EP TODAY, SO LISTEN TO LAUGH AND GO AND ENJOY THE REST OF YOUR WEEKEND WITH YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY!! 

PARABLE #1: ALWAYS FORMAT YOUR NEW SD CARDS.

PARABLE #2: WHEN IN DOUBT, RECORD, STOP, AND RECORD SOME MO.

SONGS FROM TODAY'S EPISODE: 

AHOO (FROM THE DOCUMENTARY REINES) x CHILLA, DAVINHOR, VICKY R, LE JUIICE AND BIANCA COSTA

IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA'S ARE DIGGING DEEP INTO WHY YOU MUST WORK REGARDLESS OF TALENT. WE THEN GIVE EACH OTHER OUR PROPS FOR PODDING AN ENTIRE YEAR AND HOW MUCH WE’VE GROWN! SPECIAL TOPICS INCLUDE: JADA PINKETT-SMITH, KANYE, TOM BRADY AND MORE!! YOU DONT WANNA SKIP ANY PARTS OF THE FOOLERY WE DISH OUT!! 

PARABLE #1: SOMETIMES JUDGEMENTS ARE WARRANTED. 

PARABLE #2: EVERYONE IS NOT WELCOME IN THE HOOD. 

SONGS FROM TODAY'S EPISODE: 

JUST WANNA ROCK x LIL UZI VERT 

DON’T PLAY WITH IT x LOLA BROOKE

IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE CELEBRATING THEIR ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY!!! *cues {expletive}shots* *pew pew pew*  *pooh shiesty, pooh shiesty* 

THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT THE CONFLICT OF CROOKLYN, COACHING TECHNIQUES, THE TIME IT TAKES FOR WOMEN TO GET READY, TT ERIN'S AFFECTION FOR WOOD AND KNIVES, AND TT CAMILLE'S CHANGING VOICE. BONUS CONVOS: WHY WOMEN DON'T NEED BREAKS FROM SEX, WHY MEN DON'T CRY IN FRONT OF THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS AND SOME FEARS ABOUT MOTHERHOOD. YOU DON'T WANNA MISS THE LAUGHS THIS EPISODE, AS THE RA's CLOSE OUT SEASON 1 OF THE POD!

PARABLE #1: ADULTING MEANS: TAKING TIME TO GET FULLY READY IN THE AM.

SONGS FROM TODAYS EPISODE: 

RAINDROPS x GOLDLINK (FEAT. FLO MILLI)

CUFF IT x BEYONCÉ

IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOUT HOW MEN HAVE "FUMBLED THE BOX" WITH THEM AND HOW TT ERIN'S STORY CAUSED A VIRAL TWITTER MOMENT. PLUS THE LADIES TALK ABOUT THE DEFINITION OF MARRIAGE AND WHETHER IT'S NECESSARY OR NOT. BONUS CONVO POINTS: STEALING HOMES FROM BIRDS, OUR WORST FEARS AND WHO HATES WHO PUBLICLY ON THE INTERNET. YOU DON'T WANNA MISS THIS TALK, BECAUSE IT'S FULL OF LAUGHS!

PARABLE #1: IT'S YOU. IT'S F*CKING YOU.

PARABLE #2: SAVE YOURSELF THE TRAUMA OF THE ARGUMENT WHEN IT'S NO BIG DEAL.

SONGS FROM TODAY'S EPISODE:

SPIRITUAL BATH x ZYAH BELLE

BETTER THINGS x CIARA & SUMMER WALKER

IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOUT PU$$Y MANAGEMENT AND HOW RACISM ALWAYS REARS IT’S BULL HORNS. THEY GIVE AN UPDATE ON A FEW FORMER CHILD STARS AND SOME OF THE NON-SO-WELL-KNOWN “CHRISHAWN’s OF THE WORLD, ALL WHILE LEARNING SOME DOPE FINANCIAL ADVICE FROM THE INTERNET! YOU DON’T WANNA MISS THESE TWISTS, TURNS AND ALL THE LAUGHS! 

PARABLE #1: STOP GOING BROKE TRYNA BE ROMANTIC. 

PARABLE #2: SOME MESSAGES AREN’T FOR YOU…THEY’RE FOR YOU TO PASS ON TO SOMEONE ELSE. 

PARABLE #3: STAY OUTTA THE WETLANDS…WILD THINGS GROW THERE. 

SONGS FROM TODAY'S EPISODE: 

SIGN LANGUAGE x REASON (FEAT. ICECOLDBISHOP) 

DIP x STEFFLON DON & MS BANKS

IN THIS EPISODE...THE R.A.'s ARE TALKING ABOUT DJ MATT MATEO's { 2000's THEMED} BIRTHDAY BASH WHILE REMINISCING ABOUT ALL THE SONGS THAT "GOT YOU IN THE MOOD" FROM THAT ERA. THEN THE AUNTIES BREAK INTO HOW AZAELIA BANKS HAS THROWN HER 2 CENTS INTO THE LADY-BEEF BETWEEN NICKI MINAJ AND CARDI B. YOU DON'T WANNA MISS THE LAUGHS!

PARABLE #1: IF YOU CHICKEN OUT...JUST KNOW SOMEBODY OUT THERE GOT BEEF WITH YOU.

PARABLE #2: RESPECT THE 2000's R&B...DASSIT.

SONGS FROM TODAY'S EPISODE: 

TOMORROW 2 x GLORILLA FEAT. CARDI B.

PRIDE x BLEULILBABY x SYMBA

IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA'S ARE TAKING IT BACK TO SCHOOL! JUDGING WHAT THEY DON'T REMEMBER FROM SCHOOL AND THE NASTINESS ON THE INTERNET...WE'RE LEARNING SOME RATCHET HISTORY! SPOILER ALERTS FOR THE RAP SH!T FINALE, BUT YOU PROBABLY SAW IT ALREADY...AND MORE! YOU DON'T WANNA MISS THE LAUGHS!

PARABLE #1: YOU'RE RIGHT UNTIL YOU'RE WRONG.

PARABLE #2: DO THE F*CKING WORK.

SONGS IN TODAY'S EPISODE:

SOCK IT 2 ME X LAYA

EYE TO EYE X NONSO AMADI