The Ratchet Aunties

The Ratchet Aunties

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The Ratchet Aunties episodes

  • BODY ROLLS AND AWARD SHOWS VS FIREWORKS AND JAIL TIME

    IN THIS EPISODE…THE RA’s ARE WATCHING THE 2022 BET AWARDS!! LISTEN TO OUR OUR HILARIOUS RECAPS OF OUR FAVORITE PERFORMANCES OF THE NIGHT, OUR LEAST FAVORITE OUTFITS, AND SOME RELIVING OF OUR SUMMERTIME MEMORIES. YOU KNOW YOU DON’T WANNA MISS OUR STORYTIMES!! 


    PARABLE #1: IF YOU’RE GONNA POP ILLEGAL FIREWORKS IN THE CITY OF CHICAGO…WATCH OUT FOR THE ELECTRIC LINES IN THE ALLEYS 


    SONGS FROM TODAY’S EPISODE: 

    CRAZY x DOECHII 

    SURPRISE x CHLÖE

    1 hr 25 min
  • HOOTER FISHING VS TALL N*GGAPHOBIA

    IN THIS EPISODE…THE RA’s HAD A LIST OF TOPICS TO DICUSS, BUT THEIR PRE-GAMING ANTICS HAVE TAKEN OVER THEIR RECORDING SUITE!! COME ALONG AS THEY DISCUSS THE REAL DEAL NEWS: THE MALE HEAUX BAG THEORY, THE C*CKNESS MONSTER…AND HENNESSY BEING THE HARD R. 


    PARABLE #1: DON’T BE HANDSY!! 


    SONGS FROM TODAY’S EPISODE: 

    ALIEN GIRL (TODAY W/HER) x KENDRICK LAMAR 

    MAJA (FT JACOB DENZEL) x CHARITY CROFF

    1 hr 39 min
  • KELLY R. AND THE PIPERS VS ALTIMA TIRE POTHOLES

    IN THIS EPISODE…THE RA’s ARE TALKING ABOUT THE OPPORTUNITIES TO LOVINGLY HATE ON AMAZING PEOPLE. WE ALSO GET INTO OUR D.A.R.E. BAG AND TRY TO HELP PEOPLE STAY HYDRATED WHILE PARTAKING AND WE DEEP DIVE INTO ACTUAL POTHOLE FILLERS AND WHAT FEMININITY LOOKS LIKE TO US...AND IT AIN'T GLITTERY! 


    PARABLE #1: IF YOU GON DO DRUGS...STAY WATER HYDRATED.

    PARABLE #2: SEXUALIZING LIL BOYS IS THE SAME AS SEXUALIZING LIL GIRLS...SO STOP IT.

    PARABLE #3: REAL MEN COOK...REAL WOMEN CHILL.


    SONGS FROM TODAY’S EPISODE: 

    DRUNK IN LOVE x BEYONCÉ & JAY-Z

    KNOCKING DA BOOTS x H-TOWN

    NO ONE x ALICIA KEYS

    1 hr 18 min
  • BEDROOM MEETINGS VS WINDBREAKER CARS
    IN THIS EPISODE…THE RA’s ARE BACK AT IT WITH SOME CRAZY GIRL TALK ABOUT THE JOHNNY DEPP/AMBER HEARD DEFAMATION TRIAL VERDICT + WE DEEP DOVE INTO UNHEALTHY RELATIONSHIP HABITS, HOOCHIE DADDIES AND MORE!! 
    SONGS FROM TODAY’S EPISODE: 
    MEETING IN MY BEDROOM x SILK 
    VOODOO MONEY x SERIOUS KLEIN
    1 hr 40 min
  • INVENTING N*GGAS VS HUGGING B*TCHES

    IN THIS EPISODE....THE RA’s ARE DEEP DIVING INTO SOME GOOD OLE GIRL TALK!


    SONGS FROM TODAY’S EPISODE: 

    FNF (LET’S GO!) x HITKIDD & GLORILLA 

    CUT EM OFF x FEMME IT FORWARD & KIANA LEDÉ

    58 min
  • INTERNET GURUS VS DISCOUNT AMMO
    IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA'S ARE STILL OUTSIDE THE STUDIO!! WITNESS THEIR HILARIOUS TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES AS THEY JOKE ABOUT LIFE, DEATH, AND THE MILLIONS OF REASONS WHY EVERYBODY AIN'T A GURU OR A GOOD DRIVER!
    PARABLE #1: HATING SOMEONE BECAUSE OF THEIR SKIN COLOR IS GOOFY. HATE THEM FOR THEIR CAR CHOICE OR HOW THEY TAKE SELFIES INSTEAD
    PARABLE #2: DIE BETTER...OR LIVE BETTER. YOUR CHOICE.
    SONGS FROM TODAY'S EPISODE:
    N95 x KENDRICK LAMAR
    HEADSHOTS (4R DA LOCALS) x ISAIAH RASHAD
    1 hr 20 min
  • LOOSE BABIES VS PUS*Y PERMISSIONS

    IN THIS EPISODE…THE R.A.’s ARE CATCHING UP WITH EACH OTHER AND TALKING ABOUT ALL THE THINGS WE CAN AND CANNOT STAND LIKE KEVIN SAMUEL’S PASSING AND THE INTERNET’S REACTION PLUS WE’RE STAYING OUT THE HEAT BC IT’S SCORCHING HOT IN THE CHI. 


    PARABLE #1: YOU CAN’T DATE SOMEONE NEW IF YOU’RE TOO BUSY DATING YOUR FRIENDS. 

    PARABLE #2: MIND YOUR BUSINESS. 

    PARABLE #3: IF YOUR BODY SAYS YOU’RE DOING TOO MUCH, SITCHO ASS TF DOWN. 


    SONG’S IN TODAY’S EPISODE: 

    BACKSEAT x ARI LENNOX FEAT. COZZ

    43 min
  • GUNS, GOWNS AND APOLOGIES VS EXXXOTICA QUEERNESS

    IN THIS EPISODE…THE RA’s ARE DEEP DIVING INTO “THE MET GALA OF THE MISSISSIPPI” (BETTER KNOWN AS PROM SEASON)! AND YOU KNOW WE’VE BROUGHT SOME TIPS FROM “BACK IN THE DAY”, SO LISTEN UP!! PLUS WE’RE GETTING INTO THE X-RATED CASHIERS AT CRAFT STORES AND CAMILLE’S EXPERIENCE AT THE 2022 EXXXOTICA EXPO! YOU DON’T WANNA MISS THIS!


    PARABLE #1: STAY IN YOUR OWN LANE!

    PARABLE #2: STOP BEING CHEAP.


    SONGS FROM TODAY’S EPISODE:

    GOOD LOVE x TAMERA FEAT. TAY IWAR

    HUDDY x COI LERAY

    1 hr 28 min
  • LATE NIGHTS VS EARLY TERMINATIONS

    IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA'S ARE TAKING THEIR RATCHET BEHAVIOR BEHIND THE WHEEL!! GET A CHANCE TO CATCH UP THE LADIES AS THEY DISCUSS WHAT HAPPENED ON 4/20, THEIR SEX LIVES AND HOW THEY WOULD HANDLE SOMEONE SECRETLY FEEDING THEM THE ABORTION PILL.

    PARABLE #1: DURING SEX, TUNE OUT THE WORLD...AND TUNE INTO YOUR PARTNER.


    SONGS IN TODAY’S EP: 

    WASTING TIME x BRENT FAIYAZ AND DRAKE

    LATE NIGHTS x JEREMIH

    1 hr 13 min
  • NBA YOUNG GIRL VS JAMAICAN IRISH PIRATES

    IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA'S ARE BRINGING YOU MORE INTO THEIR NOT-SO-REGULAR LIFE ADVENTURES AS THEY'RE DISCUSSING THE REASON WAL-MARTS ARE NO LONGER 24HRS, THE DIFFERENT KINDS OF WOMEN THAT HIT ON THEM AND THE LIBERATION FROM NIPPLE LIGHTS AND BROKE-DOM! TUNE IN FOR A RECAP OF THE BEL-AIR SEASON FINALE AND THEIR PLANS FOR ATTENDING THE 2022 EXXOTICA ADULT CONVENTION AND MORE!


    PARABLE #1: BE PREPARED...AN ASS FACT.

    PARABLE #2:


    SONGS FROM TODAY'S EPISODE:

    LAW x YO GOTTI FEAT. E-40

    WILD THINGS x FRANKIE FREE

    1 hr 44 min

About The Ratchet Aunties

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We, the Ratchet Aunties are here to drop a wealth of game on our beautiful fam. We may get a little ratchet sometimes, but we always gon keep it classy, cute and above all…we gon keep it real.