The Ratchet Aunties

The Ratchet Aunties

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The Ratchet Aunties episodes

  • DANILEIGH VS DA BABY DADDY DRAMA

    IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA'S ARE TRYING TO FIND OUT WHERE TF KFC HID ALL THE POTATO WEDGES!! THEY ALSO DISCUSS WHERE THEY STAND ON WEDDINGS AND HAVING BABIES AND BREAK DOWN THE DRAMA WITH DA BABY DADDY AND DA BABY MOMMA DANILEIGH. THEY ALSO TACKLE THE 90S TELEVISION SHOWS AND MOVIES THAT SHAPED US. YOU DON’T WANNA MISS THIS!! 


    PARABLE #1: EVERYBODY WANNA BE KING…DON’T BE A TYRANT. 

    PARABLE #2: DON'T GET A BBL UNLESS YOU WANNA BE FOLLOWED. 

    PARABLE#3: DON'T HAVE KIDS UNLESS YOU WANT THEM MFRS FOR REAL.   


    SONGS FROM TODAY'S ISSUE: 

    LOVE IN THE CLUB x JVCK JAMES 

    ALL I KNOW x DANILEIGH 


    Donate to our TaTas4TT's Fund here: shorturl.at/mtvS1

    1 hr 43 min
  • RELATIONSHIP PRIVACY VS. MONO-POLY-LISCIOUS
    IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA'S ARE TALKING ABOUT THE MONOGAMY RELATIONSHIP STYLE AND BEING HONEST AND TRANSPARENT IN YOUR RELATIONSHIP. WE ALSO DISCUSS GOING TO TRYOUT AT THE STRIPCLUB, GETTING FIRED FROM JOBS WE LOVED, AND WHAT IT TRULY MEANS TO WANT AND GET "ALLUVIT".
    PARABLE #1:  IF SHE A HO....YOUR MAMMY PROBABLY A HO
    PARABLE #2: IF YOU'RE TRUE TO IT...GON HEAD AND STAY TRUE TO IT 
    PARABLE #3: STOP ACTING LIKE YOU'RE IN LOVE...YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THEM 
    PARABLE #4: IF YOU MAKE ME OVER $500...I'M GON SIGN SOMETHNG
    SONGS FROM TODAY'S EPISODE: 
    ALL OF IT x MEGAN THEE STALLION
    NO IDEA x DON TOLLIVER
    2 hr 2 min
  • TENSION RODS VS SCAMMER CITY
    IN THIS EPISODE....THE RA's ARE BACK WITH THE LAUGHS STARTING WITH CAMILLE'S SEX LIFE. THEN WE DIVE INTO WHY MEN DON'T LIKE BATHS, INTERESTING FIRST DATE CHOICES, AND WHY WHOLE FOODS IN CERTAIN NEIGHBORHOODS CAN'T BE TRUSTED. WE EVEN GIVE A MINI CRASH COURSE IN SOME CHICAGO SLANGUAGE AND WHAT IT REALLY MEANS TO BE CALLED FAM.
    PARABLE #1: IF YOU WANT MEGAN'S KNEES...YOU GOTTA STRETCH
    PARABLE #2: STOP GIVING GIFTS TO PEOPLE THAT ONLY YOU WANT THEM TO HAVE
    PARABLE #3: THE "L" IN SALMON IS SILENT AND SO IS THE "S" IN ILLINOIS
    SONGS FROM TODAY'S EPISODE:
    SAVAGE (REMIX) x MEGAN THE STALLION FEAT. BEYONCÉ
    JADED x RAE KHALIL
    1 hr 30 min
  • PASTRAMI ON THE PULLUP VS CHEATING SOLUTIONS

    IN THIS EPISODE…THE RA'S ARE AT IT AGAIN...THIS TIME, WE START WITH A LIL BIT OF SASS ABOUT SURGERIES AND STRIP CLUB STORIES. WE ALSO LEARN ABOUT TT ERIN'S RETIREMENT HOME IN VEGAS AND CAMILLE'S RECENT FIELD TRIP TO A GIANT SEX STORE. THEN WE SETTLE THE ARGUMENTS OF WHO HAS BIG D*CK DADDY ENERGIES AND WHY PREGNANT MOTHERS SHOULD CHEAT ON THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS.


    PARABLE #1: EVERYONE DESERVES TO COME TO THE STRIP CLUB 

    PARABLE #2: IF YOU WANNA COOK NAKED...INVEST IN AN AIR FRYER 

    PARABLE #3: STOP ACTING LIKE YOU'RE IN LOVE...YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THEM 

    PARABLE #4: IF YOU AIN'T ON...SIT DOWN 

    PARABLE #5: LOVE YOUR BODIES...BC IT'S GONNA CHANGE AND YOU'LL HAVE TO LOVE THAT ONE TOO 


    SONGS FROM TODAY'S EPISODE: 

    OUTERSPACE x DON TOLIVER FEAT. BABY KEEM 

    HEARTBREAK HOTEL x WHITNEY HOUSTON, FAITH EVANS, KELLY PRICE 

    ON DA BLOCK x WEBBIE & LAY LAY 

    FLOSSIN x LUTE FEAT. WESTSIDE BOOGIE

    2 hr 2 min
  • BEING A SAWEETIE VS BEING A SURVIVOR

    IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA'S ARE LAUGHING AT THEIR PAIN BY SHARING WHAT ALL HAS THEM FUCKED UP. THE LIST IS HILARIOUSLY LONG, SO YOU WON'T WANNA MISS ANY PARTS! THIS ISSUE STARTS WITH ADMIRING HOW SWEET SAWEETIE MUST BE TO GET ALL THE LOVE FROM DIFFERENT BRANDS TO DEALING WITH OUR ORIGINS OF CRAZY!


    PARABLE #1: DO BETTER (46:26)


    SONG FROM TODAY'S EPISODE:

    BIG PERSONA x MAXO CREAM FEAT. TYLER THE CREATOR

    1 hr 24 min
  • BUCKET LIST VS F*CKIT LIST

    IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE DIGGING DEEPER INTO THE DIFFERENCES OF THE BUCKET LIST AND THE FUCK IT LIST WITH ALL AROUND HUMOR AND NASTINESS THAT ONLY 2 AUNTIES COULD BE!! JOIN US THIS ISSUE AS WE TACKLE BEING ADVENTUROUS IN AMERICA,  THE ISSUES WITH MOVING OUT OF THE COUNTRY, THE INS AND OUTS OF ORGY PLANNING, AND WHY GIRLS TRIPS ARE A SET UP WITHOUT EXCURSIONS.


    PARABLE #1: HAVE A BUCKET LIST AND A F*CKIT LIST (00:3:50)

    PARABLE #2: DON'T HAVE SEX ON A BEACH-WITHOUT A JEAN JACKET (1:15:00)

    PARABLE #3: IF YOU GOT THE ASS...THROW THAT SHIT (1:25:00)


    SONGS FROM TODAY'S EPISODE:

    HB2U-A COLORS SHOW x ISAIAH RASHAD

    HEAVY METAL AND REFLECTIVE x AZEALIA BANKS

    1 hr 38 min
  • KARDASHIAN WORK ETHIC VS ACTOR N*GGAS

    IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE BRINGING THE FUNNY AS WE TALK ABOUT WHAT IT REALLY TAKES BEHIND THE SCENES TO GET PAID FOR "JUST BEING WHO YOU ARE VERSUS THEIR FAST FOOD SERVICE HORROR STORIES. THIS ISSUE TRULY SPARKS WHAT'S TO COME FROM THE FUTURE EPISODES, BC WE ONLY HAVE YOU FOR A LITTLE OVER AN HOUR AT A TIME, SO GRAB SOMETHING TO EAT AND DRINK AND KICK BACK AND RELAX TO THE SILLY LAUGHS OF THE RATCHET AUNTIES.


    PARABLES #1, #2, AND #3 ARE RESPECT, ACCOUNTABILITY AND AUTHENTICITY.


    SONGS FROM TODAY'S EPISODE:

    HAVE MERCY x CHLOE BAILEY

    MAKE YOU GO x DUCKWRTH

    1 hr 42 min
  • POCKET PU*S VS CORN AND D*CK IN INDIANA RATCHET

    IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE BREAKING DOWN WOMEN'S PRIVILEGES, UNIQUE GIFTS FOR FIRST TIME FREAKS AND A FEW PARABLES TO MAKE YOUR WEEKEND BRIGHTER! WE'VE ONLY GOT YOU FOR A LITTLE OVER AN HOUR, AND YOU DONT WANNA MISS WHAT WE SAID THIS TIME, BC WE'VE DEFINITELY GOTTEN MORE OUT OF HAND!


    PARABLE #1: WORK SMART, NOT HARD (09:01)

    PARABLE #2: PREPARATIONS BEFORE THE PLUNGING (11:27) 

    PARABLE #3: EAT IT...MEANING ASS...YEAH YOU, TOO. (1:10:03)


    SONGS FROM TODAY'S EPISODE:

    POKE IT OUT x WALE FEAT. J.COLE

    THE FIT x MICK JENKINS

    1 hr 20 min
  • The Official RA Trailer
    We, the Ratchet Aunties are here to drop a wealth of game on our beautiful fam. From surviving Chicago’s Suburbian trauma to Relationships and Kinks, we’re here with a few parables to help you navigate all the stuff yo momma and nem left out of the growing up handbook.
    We may get a little ratchet sometimes, but we always gon keep it classy, cute and most of all…we keep it REAL! Join us for all our crazy, sexy, cool content as we laugh til we cry…and we’re making it all for your viewing pleasure! You won’t wanna miss it!
    xoxo
    Erin & Camille
    1 min
  • WESTSIDE VS SOUTHSIDE (SUBURB) RATCHET
    IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE BREAKING DOWN WHAT MADE US WHO WE ARE TODAY BY LOOKING BACK AT OUR RATCHET AND NOT-SO-CONVENTIONAL UPBRINGINGS...WE'RE GETTING REALLY PERSONAL THIS FIRST TIME AROUND, SO TAKE NOTES, BC YOU MAY NEVER HEAR THESE CANDID STORIES AGAIN!!
    SONGS FROM TODAY'S EPISODE:
    FOREST LAWN x WESTSIDE GUNN (feat. 2 Chainz & Armani Caesar)
    SLOW MOTION x JUVENILLE
    1 hr 43 min

About The Ratchet Aunties

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We, the Ratchet Aunties are here to drop a wealth of game on our beautiful fam. We may get a little ratchet sometimes, but we always gon keep it classy, cute and above all…we gon keep it real.