The Ratchet Aunties

IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA'S ARE BREAKING DOWN THE NEW SERIES “BEL-AIR” AND HOW MUCH WE’RE INTO IT! WE’RE ALSO BREAKING DOWN OUR CHILDHOOD DANCING MEMORIES AND ALL THE RIDICULOUSNESS THAT COMES WITH HOW WE VIEW “WOMEN” IN SPORTS!

PARABLE #1: MAKE MARY J. BLIGE PROUD WITH YOUR MORNING STRETCHES.

PARABLE #2: EVERYBODY AIN'T GOOD AT EVERYTHING...SOMEBODY GOTTA BE MEDIOCRE.

PARABLE #3: WALK IN YOUR GREATNESS.

SONGS FROM TODAY'S EPISODE:

BARTIER CARDI x CARDI B AND 21 SAVAGE

WHOA x SNOH AALEGRA

IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA'S ARE TALKING GROWTH AND MENTAL STABILITY....WE KNOW, GROSS RIGHT?! ANYWHO, WE'RE BREAKING DOWN WHAT ERYKAH BADU MEANT WHEN SHE SUNG ABOUT BAGGAGE, TO THE DOUBLE STANDARDS OF HIGH VALUE MEN, AND WE'RE INTRODUCING A NEW "RATCHET READINGS" SEGMENT! EVEN THOUGH WE'RE FOR REAL, WE AREN'T MISSING A BEAT WHEN IT COMES TO THE LAUGHS! YOU WON'T WANNA MISS A THING, SO STAY TIL THE END!

PARABLE #1: KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF...UNLESS IT'S ASS SMACKS, OR YOU ASKED TO BE SMACKED.

PARABLE #2: WHEN YOU MANIFEST YOUR SHIT OUT LOUD (AND BELIEVE WHAT YOU SAY), YOU SHALL SEE IT AND BE IT.

SONGS FROM THE EPISODE:

DANTE'S CREEK x THEY.

SAD GIRLZ LUV MONEY x AMAARAE & KALI UCHIS

IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA'S ARE RECAPPING TT ERIN'S BDAY AND ALL THE FUN THEY HAD AT THE STRIP CLUB. THEN WE BREAK DOWN THE DIFFERENCES OF VALENTINE/GALENTINE'S DAY, AND DISCUSS HOW EASY IT IS TO MISPLACE YOUR PET MONKEY.

PARABLE 1: WE NEED MORE HONESTY AND AWKWARDNESS FROM EACH OTHER

SONGS IN TODAY'S EPISODE:

QUEENIN x ERIN SEDALIA

SWEAR TO GAWD x BROOKE VALENTINE & BRIDGET KELLY

IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA'S ARE JOINED BY A SPECIAL GUEST 3RD MIC! TT ERIN'S FRIEND, TT BRIT IS HERE TO TALK ABOUT THEIR CRAZY CLEPTOMANIAC PASTS, THE ISSUE WITH THE WORD MOIST, AND A HOST OF WANTS AND NEEDS FROM THE PERFECT FIT DICK. JOIN US ON THIS WILD EPISODE WHERE OUR DRUNK AND HIGH FOOD SELECTIONS ARE TOO INTERESTING TO PASS UP!

PARABLE #1: TEENAGERS ARE THIEVES

PARABLE #2: SAVE THE FANCY FOODS FOR WHEN YOU'RE SOBER

PARABLE #3: BITCHES AIN'T SHIT, EITHER

SONGS IN THIS EPISODE:

GOD BLESS THE RATCHETS x SAINT JHN

CITY GIRLS x CHRIS BROWN & YOUNG THUG

TIA TAMERA x DOJA CAT & RICO NASTY

IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA'S HAVE A COUPLE OF INTERESTING PHONE CALLS TO MAKE BEFORE DISCUSSING OUR DREAM BAECATION ZONES. WE'RE TALKING 90s AND 2000s TV COMMERCIALS AND SONGS THAT SHAPED OUR TEENAGE NASTY MOMENTS. WE ALSO DEFINE WHAT A "NASTIMAN" IS AND HOW THEY DIFFER FROM THE WORSE OF THE WORSE. HIGHLIGHTS: STORY TIME WITH TT ERIN, HOW ASHANTI CAN DO NO WRONG IN THE THIGH DEPARTMENT, AND KANYE DOING DRAKE KARAOKE. YOU DON'T WANNA SKIP ANY PARTS OF THIS EPISODE, BECAUSE IT'S NON-STOP LAUGHTER!! 

PARABLE #1: IF YOU ARE NOT WILLING TO STICK A FINGER IN YOUR OWN ASS, YOU SHOULD NOT BE ASKING TO GET YOUR ASS ATE 

PARABLE #2: IF YOU DON'T REGULARLY SHIT, DON'T STICK ANYTHING UP YOUR ASS...UNLESS IT'S TO HELP YOU GO 

PARABLE #3: JUST CLEAN YOUR ASS 

SONGS IN THIS EPISODE: 

YEP! (BONUS TRACK) x JEAN DEAUX 

WILD SIDE x NORMANI FEAT. CARDI B.

IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA'S ARE SPILLING THE TEA ON THEIR MOST TOXIC EXES, AND WHAT THEY BELIEVE TO BE THE DOWNFALLS OF THOSE RELATIONSHIPS. PLUS, THERE SEEMS TO BE AN OPEN SLOT FOR NASTIES SINCE ROBERT LEFT R&B, SO WE’RE BREAKING DOWN TREY SONGZ’ SEXUAL DEVIANCES. PLUS, YOU WON'T MISS THE DEEP DIVE A

PARABLE #1 YOU GOTTA WALK AWAY FROM TOXIC RELATIONSHIP SHIT 

PARABLE #2 IF YOU’RE A MAN…YOU DON’T HAVE TO SAY IT 

PARABLE #3 IF YOU DON’T WANNA FUCK THAT PERSON YOU’RE WITH…YOU SHOULDN’T BE WITH THEM. 

SONGS IN THIS EPISODE: 

MOVE YOUR HIPS x A$AP FERG FEAT NICKI MINAJ

ROLL SOME MO x LUCKY DAYE

IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA'S ARE STILL CELEBRATING THEIR 50TH LISTENER AND BRINGING UP THEIR ISSUES WITH CERTAIN FOODS AND WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU CAN’T SAY NO. SOMEWHERE BETWEEN BOBA AND BULLSH*T, ALL EPISODE LONG THEY'RE CLEARING UP THE STIGMA OF THE RICH AUNTIE WHO GOT A LIL HELP AND HOW QUEERISH IS A TERM WE CAN GET BEHIND.

PARABLE #1: DON'T FORGET YOUR ARMS.

PARABLE #2: CHECK YOUR ALLERGIES...THAT MAY NOT BE YOUR NUT.

PARABLE#3: MILLENNIALS ARE NOT COOKING EVERY DAY FOR FUN.

SONGS FROM TODAY'S ISSUE:

BABY $HIT x FREDDIE GIBBS

SPACE CADET x GUNNA + METRO BOOMIN

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