The Real Weird Sisters review the movie of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix with special guests Tim Ahlin (@shutuptim) and Mike Bloom (@AMikeBloomType). 

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Alice and Martha share their first impressions of the second installment in the Fantastic Beasts franchise. 

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Come join Alice and Martha for a cup o' dandelion juice as they wrap up their discussion of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Everyone but Harry is back in excellent spirits, thanks to Madam Pomfrey and the fact that none of them apparently cared too much about Sirius (shhhhhh, let's not talk about him right now). Harry struggles with his grief as well as the weight of the prophecy, and he finds comfort from an unlikely source. 

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In this emotional chapter, Harry expresses his grief and anger while Dumbledore remains infuriatingly calm. And at long last, Dumbledore tells Harry everything. (Well, maybe not everything, but everything that he needs Harry to know at the moment.)

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In this emotional chapter, Harry expresses his grief and anger while Dumbledore remains infuriatingly calm. And at long last, Dumbledore tells Harry everything. (Well, maybe not everything, but everything that he needs Harry to know at the moment.) 

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Voldemort has plenty of chances to exercise his high, cold laugh in this chapter, even though his Death Eaters really do prove to be a bunch of bumbling idiots. Martha and Alice get to the bottom of several slightly vague Ministry of Magic plotlines. And, as the chapter title suggests, Double Door and Voldemort finally go head-to-head in one of the most epic duels of the series. 

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This chapter, we’re in for the biggest shock of the series so far – apparently, there’s a Death Eater named Jugson. That’s right. Jugson. Let that sink in a minute.

In other news, Bellatrix makes her first appearance of the series, and, oh yeah, [SPOILER ALERT] Sirius steps just a little too far past the edge of the veil.

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This chapter, we're in for the biggest shock of the series so far - apparently, there's a Death Eater named Jugson. That's right. Jugson. Let that sink in a minute. 

In other news, Bellatrix makes her first appearance of the series, and, oh yeah, [SPOILER ALERT] Sirius steps just a little too far past the edge of the veil. 

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Ministry of Magic security protocols turn out to be alarmingly cavalier as Dumbledore's Army begins its rescue mission. Not a soul is in sight as the group encounters the tank of brains, the Benjamin Button (well, not really Benjamin Button) Bell Jar, and the infamous veil for the first time. It's not all fun and games, though, as the Department of Mysteries claims its first victim-- that's right, say goodbye to the handy penknife. :(

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Finally, Umbridge gets her comeuppance as Hermy executes her “smart plan… really smart plan” and tries to use the centaurs to do her bidding. After a scuffle with Ronan, Bane, Magorian, and a “hard-faced gray centaur,” Harry’s impatience reaches new levels. After much debate, Luna saves the day and comes up with a plan to fly to the Ministry – and they won’t even have to ride on the back of the Kacky Snorgle to do so!

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