We really had a few things we needed to delve into but we will have to put those on layaway at K-Mart as we head to Opening Audio...Rejection cakes are the new trend...It is where you put flags on toothpicks of the colleges that rejected you on a cake...A girl in a group of friends put 7 on...A man with a shirt that said "retired drug dealer" was arrested with guess what? Drugs...The news man got sexy...The Birthday Suit Bandit was arrested after a woman called the cops because a man tried to break into her house...He was arrested for exposure of organs...A man pretending to be a potential buyer found a way to fulfill his foot fetish...He goes to open houses and then says there is an ant on your foot and tries to help them...Is Jay Leno telling the truth about his fall? A man went to the site of his fall down the "mountain" and found that said mountain is not as big as he claimed it to be...Shedeur Sanders has the number three selling jersey coming out of the NFL Draft...Martin Short will now be the new host of the again revived Match Game...He's messing with Meryl Streep...The Brett Favre documentary is coming out and boy does it look like a doozy...A man who works at a Dollar General was ready to risk his life over a case of Smart Water...Someone stole it and he almost got hit by a U-Haul truck the thief was driving...Do you want a taste of Terry? Terry Bradshaw has a one man show that we just learned about and we now are tempted to go to the show...The biggest story in the south takes us to Alabama...A kangaroo was on the loose running down interstate I85 and no one could believe it...One lady was "hopping" mad...Connie Chung had an interview that made zero sense...CBS wound up surprising her with 12 other women named Connie...John Elway was behind the wheel of a golf cart where his good friend fell off of and hit his head and is on life support...Two dozen people were banned from a Carnival Cruise after a brawl broke out...An awful hazing incident in New York at a high school that involved guns, knives and people in the woods...We will not haze you into listening to this Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!






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We will start the show by helping out you sad pappy today...Let's get going on a Tuesday with Opening Audio...A woman was arrested after she not only stripped naked but decided to go to the bathroom in her seat on the plane as well...A man hid plastic eggs across city parks on Easter morning...He posted it on social media...The problem was that they were filled with weed...Let's move on to a sad pappy...A pappy got a look at his granddaughter and her lips where she got injections...Pappy knows what's up...He has bigguns magazine...Are turkey promiscuous? A turkey is on the loose in New York City and is looking for love but cannot find it...Maybe America's Mayor and assist...Go get that turkey Giuliani...Honey Boo Boo is back...But it is not what you think...She is getting her own Lifetime Channel movie...We are beginning to see the tariffs kick in when it comes to Shein and Temu...The prices have skyrocketed...Make sure you get that Real ID...The White House says they are not extending the date...The date is May 7th...The folks around Bill Belichick are getting extremely frustrated after his disastrous interview with CBS over the weekend...Is it ok to cancel a work appointment for the re-potting of an orchid...That is what Rizzo did and it took us to Listener Court...Is Stamos a rock and roll beast? He is now drumming with Papa Roach...He plays of course with The Beach Boys...Then a listener called to and explained how his sister was invited to a John Stamos party in Beverly Hills, and she clogged his toilet...What do you do? A Brinks truck dropped over $300,000 out of the back of the truck in Chicago and 50-100 people ran up and stole the money...John Leguizamo is back...He is being a Political Pete...We asked for a single fan...Crickets...Also Jeff is a little light on the Leguizamo...Dyes are coming out of Lay's potato chips...A senior citizen was busted for robbing a bank after his rental car went through a red light and it came back to his phone number...Diddy's new defense is that he was too under the influence to know what was going on...Just remember that a tall skinny long man does not eat cake...What he does do is he listens to this Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

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Have you ever been mistaken for Louie Anderson? Rizzo claims he has...We hope he doesn't arrive home to a Dear John letter...Let's get things going today with Opening Audio...A woman was left traumatized after a snake fell into her drink...Obviously she is looking for a lawsuit...A Sonic manager gave a 16 year old employee an edible...The manager admitted she did it because the employee asked for it...A man wanted to test a theory that if he went over 100mph that the cops would not chase him...That theory didn't ring true for him...Can your boys swim to the tune of over $300k? It is a new trend that is taking over college campuses all over the country...The greatest news story this year came out...A man reporting on woodpeckers attacking cars in a neighborhood turned into a real pun adventure...Bill Belichick's 24 year old girlfriend interrupted his interview when he was asked about how they actually met...Diddy has rejected a plea deal claiming that he is just a swinger...The final autopsy report for Gene Hackman has come out and it shows he had not eaten in days...Is twisting seasonal? Chubby Checker has made it into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame...We went through some of his best and realized he really worked the twist thing...Shedeur Sanders was pranked pretty bad at the NFL draft...The son of the defensive coordinator from the Falcons made him believe he was being drafted to the Saints...Rizzo almost lost his life for some chow mien...He tried some Chinese food in a dicey part of town...We also got to learn about his chicken he had as a pet when he was in college...Trust us when we say the chicken had a better life than...A conversation about a guy in an airport bathroom watching a fight happened turned into a conversation about Jeff getting assistance when he flies...There is a $1,000 reward offered for someone making numerous bomb threats in Waynesville...An inmate who had 2 days to go...There are unicorn hunters...A man has been banned from Disney for having a wallet full of cocaine...Let's go grab a calzone and listen to this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

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Jeff pulled IT OUT!! We are talking about his Melissa Etheridge 3/4 shirt...Let's get things going on a Thursday with a little thing we call Opening Audio...Let's crank that motor...We have an upset senior...A woman does not like how her hair coloring went...She tried to record her hairdresser because a month after her hair was done that the grays were coming back...Can we be done with the twins that talk in "unison?" ...The more they do interviews, the more they can't keep up the act...Another retirement community was busted for being what is called a "drug den."...Cocomelon is said to be crack for kids...We went through the potty song...There is that funny feeling down below...Calls came in...Then we got to the JNN...We have a criminal on the loose who committed a stabbing in Downtown Asheville...More text messages have come out in the Shannon Sharpe saga...That is not ending anytime soon...Disney is building a housing community in North Carolina called Asteria...Part of it will be 55+...Oh boy...How did we not know that postal workers are party animals? A recent story of a drunk postal worker driving the wrong way drunk...We went back to a 1996 story that showed how much of a frat party it really is at the post office...The long-awaited Pee-Wee Herman documentary is coming out on May 23rd and boy does it look like a doozy...Let's all go watch it in the theater and NOT do what Pee Wee did...Are you in the blading community? That is someone who makes and collects swords...That all started from a woman who went on a police chase and pulled out a sword on the cops...What do you smell like? A bakery in New Jerseis asking people who wear too much cologne or perfume to make sure they go through the drive-thru...People called with their smells and then we got story time with Melvin...The Orioles had a bit of a mishap...They put out their streaming service for $89.99 and the system charged folks $8,999...The birthrate in the US has hit an all-time low...Walmart is locking their meats up in metal cages...A woman cannot stop eating bread...A man almost went down a waterfall and a man was on the phone instead of falling...Remember...If your pappy didn't wear Old Spice you wouldn't be here...What a special Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!
















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Drinking and drugging coming your way today as we get things going on a Wednesday...Yes that is a Dikembe Mutombo reference to kick things off...It's Opening Audio time...Shaq has quite a mishap on NBA on TNT...He had to deliver a #2 and ran off the set...He has been drinking a lot of olive oil...A man stole another man's truck and when the man asked him why he was doing it, he simply said...This is my truck...Have you ever gone on the prowl for a cow...Two brothers are under arrest for having their way with a dairy cow...I guess they are nothing but billowing bales of bovine fodder...Remember from yesterday...The first rule of fight club is not to acknowledge there is a fight club...Another fight club happened in a middle school...Then a parent actually brought Jello shots into an elementary school party, not knowing they were Jello shots...We updated the latest when it comes to the Shannon Sharpe saga...He offered $10 million...The woman said no...Audio has been coming out...Carlos Santana was hospitalized last night with what they call a medical episode...The new Golden Bachelor was announced...Mel Owens who was an NFL player and an attorney is coming...We will have our eyes on Mel...Today the first video ever was posted on YouTube...We went through North Carolina's top 5 most viewed YouTube videos in the 20 year history...Would you believe #1 is Ms. Peachez Fry that chicken...A pizza delivery driver is going viral for walking on stage delivering a pizza during a national dance performance...An elderly woman was attacked by a raccoon, but the funny thing was that the raccoon wound up rolling over and dying and she did not get rabies...An elderly man fell off of a 10ft cross at a crucifixion re-enactment...A high school invites seniors to their prom...They talked to a pappy...Pappy doesn't know what goes on at proms these days...Jelly Roll is going to get pardoned...A Toys-R-Us action movie is going to be coming out...Tiger King is married...We hope you stay married to us and check out this Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!

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Let's start this day off with a good ole' tongue peshing! It is Opening Audio time on the show...What do you think Elton John's mouth tastes like? What about Rebel Wilson? We believe Elton tastes like bangers and mash...Rebel and Elton shared a deep tongue kissing at an after party...An Uber driver would not let 3 ladies out of a car unless someone married him...Two women on a news report who were twins spoke at the same time and same exact thing...A man is under arrest after he randomly ripped out the eyeball of someone on the street...Can you get a DUI in a self-driving vehicle? Well one man in New York did...The car was stopped as he was passed out inside of it...More wildfires we hope to be contained have popped up in Swannanoa...On Earth Day you can ride the bus for free in town...Shannon Sharpe is being sued for $50 million from a woman claiming he did some things against her will...Is it weird to rent a senior citizen? A man went to Japan and found that there is a company there that allows that to happen...He brought the idea to the states...Rizzo loves the idea...Jeff finds it creepy...That takes us to Listener Court...That then led into what famous senior would you rent out for the day to hang out with...It transitioned into Dick Van Dyke who was at a bar singing supercalifragilisticexpialidocious on stage...He sounded good for 99 years old...He is a national treasure...After an hour and a half of calls we had to move the show forward and talk about a fight club at an elementary school...The first rule of fight club is that you don't talk about fight club...Scientists claim they have found a new color...It's called "olo" and it is a blueish green...Uber is being sued by the FTC for tricking people into an Uber One subscription...The funeral for The Pope is set and it will be at 4am EST on Saturday...A new trend is the best way to get out of work...Just push the buttons on your microwave when you call in...It sounds like you're in the hospital...Even if you are in the hospital, you can listen to this Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

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The Pope didn't make it...Rizzo believes it's an inside job as he just met with the Vice President yesterday...It's time for Opening Audio ladies and gentleman...A man showed us how to really talk to the ladies...When you're in a pickle you need the comedy of Dratch...They unveiled a commemorative arch in her hometown and it collapsed...Stick to giving it to Pearlman DeVito...Danny is looking to revive his role of garbage from Sesame Street...All Jelly Roll ever talks about is his weight loss and we wished he would talk about something else...Well he did...He talked about how he pooped himself...We delved a little more into the death of The Pope...The final fan voting for the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame is today, and Chubby Checker may be on the outside looking in...He's in 7th place...Sam's Club is getting rid of all cashiers in all 600 of their stores...A police department was caught playing bingo and having to do things like break into cars or frisking people...What happened to the good old nickname....No one uses nicknames anymore...Meet Parrot and The B...Bryan Adams really misses his tomatoes when he is on the road...That is quite bizarre...He often thinks about his big juicy's...A big boy was put in the friend zone and he really pulled quite the trick out of the bag...He went on the beach and began sinking into what he called quicksand...Afterwards he and the girl got together....Pat Sajak is set to star on Broadway in a musical that inspired the TV show Colombo...We can't get over the size of his head either...He is extremely top heavy...Also he is 78 years old...This turned into a convo about big bulbous heads and the celebrities that have them...Peyton Manning, Ron Jeremy and George Costanza just to name a few...A man started a massive fire after he lit his adult toys on fire...Italy is going to have make love rooms in their prisons...We would love for you to make love to this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

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Flail those hands in the air...It's WrestleMania weekend...Rizzo the walking amusement park is getting us going with Opening Audio...Joe Exotic is a bad bunny...He misses doing Easter egg hunts at his zoo...He is dressing up like a bunny in jail...Gayle King and Katy Perry are not happy with everyone...They didn't like how no one found their trip into space inspiring...A man in a werewolf mask robbed a store...It is going to be hard to catch a man in a werewolf mask...It's a good get-up...Nursing homes are quite the place to be...One story of a woman who was flashing other residents, the other about a woman who brought meth into the home...Neither did jail time...The Kool-Aid challenge is back...That is where teens run through a fence on social media...Somehow Hacksaw Jim Duggan made the conversation...We hate having to talk about school shootings, but another one happened yesterday at FSU...The cicadas are getting close to emerging here in North Carolina...Aaron Rodgers flew all the way to NY to find out in 60 seconds that he will not be with the team...He might not play this year...Mets legend and memorable Seinfeld character Keith Hernandez has an upchuck problem...He upchucked during a Mets broadcast...Hey ya crumbum...A group of people tried to rob a pizza shop named Sopranos Pizza and they have been offering free pizza for a year...A former spokesperson for Florida Ron DeSantis named Rick Piccolo has been accused of pulling out his Piccolo all over Florida...Even in a Dillard's dressing room...Does anyone watch the show Ghost Adventures or The Discovery Channel at that? One of the star's wives finally pled guilty to trying to have him killed...Rizzo still can't get over Burts' call yesterday about seafood enchiladas...4/20 is upon us and the food deals are plentiful...I'm James...I know what I am doing...That is what a man said before he crashed a car going 155 MPH...An American attempted to hijack a plane in Belize and was killed...Ever hear the one about the Easter Bunny and the chicken? It's a real 1-2 surprise...If not, then you'll have to take a listen to this Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

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You get a good morning...He gets a good morning...Everyone gets a good morning...We found out today that when Rizzo leaves here he does voices all around town...Another annoying woman went through a drive-thru and made horrible voices...Another principal and teacher threw a party at their house with students...The audio of the drunk teacher was quite silly when she talked to the cop...Everyone was hammered...A woman was on an airplane when a child was going up and down the aisle with a fork and picked her to stab with it...Let's call the missing beaver hotline...A beaver went missing at a zoo and had a hotline to help find it...We called it and it went to the zoo's gift shop...A sinkhole opened up at a busy intersection in Asheville...There is fear there will be more after the hurricane...Temu and Shein have said they intend to raise prices on 4/25 because of the tariffs...A woman was killed by a trash truck in Asheville...We had to walk Rizzo through some trauma...His neighbor Argyle that he met twice passed away and Riz can't stop talking about it...We have a question for the seniors, how does overdosing on blueberries help you as you get older? An old lady told a girl to do that...Does that lead you to the elderberry? A man who wears a full leather dominatrix outfit is the head chef at a restaurant...He has "special" ingredients in his food...A handyman made a sloppy mistake...He was hiding cameras in a woman's home and she didn't know until he left his phone at her home and she went through it and saw videos of herself...A lady of the night was hired to make a chocolate hit on someone for some crack...For $50 she had to put chocolate syrup in someone's gas tank...She got caught...A rabbit almost brought down a United Airlines flight...The snack wrap is returning to Mcdonalds...A security guard at a Wings To Go restaurant tased two customers for not paying...The problem is that they did pay...Make yourself some seafood enchiladas and check out this Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

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This show is dedicated to you at Wink Martindale...We hope you are winking around up there...Let's get to Opening Audio...An ex-girlfriend saw her ex with his new girlfriend and ran her over in an intersection...A teacher is suspended with pay after she taped children's mouths shut with painters tape...It's not the worst of the tapes...A serial peeper was arrested after he whipped it out at a CVS then went to an apartment complex nearby and knocked on windows and did the same thing...Belly dancing is becoming a hot trend for seniors...Keep your eye on those blue hairs according to listener Johnny...A woman believes that she can out sing Reba...We played the comparisons...Most didn't agree...North Carolina is ramping up their "Speed a little." Lose A Lot." campaign...So make sure that you slow down...Records show that Gene Hackman's wife was googling stuff about Covid 19 and respiratory issues on her computer the week leading to her death...Bill Belichick's girlfriend is trying to trademark some of his famous phrases...Was your dog Abe Lincoln? There was a 1-900 number back in the early 90's that you could call and it would tell you who your dog was in a past life...An entire police force quit in a town at once and everyone in the town is at a loss of what to do...The mayor says his job is to get cops...Yes it is...Ever had Livermush...Rizzo was invited to dinner at his neighbors for dinner and he was offered livermush...He had no idea what it was and North Carolina surely let him know what it was...You must mush...A group of teens planned to hide in a hammock behind the paper towels at Walmart and rob it when it closed...They were caught...Two guys were left 2 and a half miles off of the coast during a snorkeling trip...Another boat came to help them and the boat that left them said to leave them there...Amanda Bynes has joined Onlyfans...She says it's just chat with fans...A jilted lover called in a bomb threat to a Carnival Cruise after his girlfriend's family wouldn't let him come...The Time's Magazine influential list for 2025 came out...People are beginning to believe that the women who went to space on Monday did not actually go to space...Take your Exit To Eden and listen to this Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

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