Fact: no film improves after the 90-minute mark. So says broadcaster Jo Stanley, who thinks cinema screens are full of self-indulgent tripe that pays no heed to audience enjoyment or bladder capacity.

Plus, Sammy pens a song to ABC pedants.

Couch cushions torn apart, or that time your dog really did eat your homework. It’s time to name and shame our animals for the things they’ve destroyed.Plus Felicity Ward hates kale big time, and diving into the history of the ABC logo.

On a bleak day in the CBD, cars and trams flash past as pedestrians shuffle down streets glued to their phones. One misstep meant Sammy's friend Ross might have walked into traffic. But thanks to some quick thinking, a life was saved. It's just what heroes do.

Plus Yon from Tripod, a journalist confronts her bully and seeing stuff with Waleed Ali.

Six months ago, broadcaster Wendy Harmer looked into her crystal ball and predicted her own future. Now it's time to pay the piper and find out if her predictions came true. Plus, we shine a light on Tony Armstrong and the Buzz Lightyear controversy.

Why are people taping their mouths shut to sleep? How does Linda Bull feel about her OAM? And who put cockroaches in Astrophysicist Alan Duffy's fridge?

What should we name the Australian dodgeball team? How did a Fish and Chip shop in the UK become a viral sensation, and how do you stop a school bully from stealing your Tim Tams?

Who taught you to drive? Is Tom Cruise really the greatest actor of his generation? And have you heard the one about the Qantas bomb hoax? If not, this pod is for you.

Alan Fletcher (aka Dr Karl) prepares to leave Erinsborough, Nicolette Minster dies on the hill of macarons and Matilda Boseley age-shames people on trams.

Is it OK to ask someone who they’re voting for? Nelly Thomas says yes. Can you enjoy beer without alcohol? Rob Sitch says yes. Can we fly to London and live in a mansion together on taxpayer funds? Jonathan Green says no.

This is a highly controversial peanut butter-based episode and we also head to the high seas.