The Scott Mills Weekly

After the blunder by Tom on Love Island we ask about the shortest relationships you’ve had. Also, we attempt to cheer up the Wulfrunians with another Stark Guide, the debate about who would suit Scott as a partner goes on as we speak to his mum and Chris is worried about his thigh gap.

Listener Chris finds out where he came from (under the watchful eye of The Pope), mass crisp eater Ashley gets a message from Gary Lineker and who would make a good partner for Scott if things were different? Laura Tobin or Carol Kirkwood maybe?

The naming of The Rat brings a shocking story that almost starts an argument. Plus, we try an experiment with fried chicken and try to work out what “Discrete Maths” or “Pure Maths” is.

Scott is back and asks about the Tee Shirts you’ve had printed up for your holidays (yes, it still happens!) Also a dog grooming parlour and a plastering business reveal their Funny Business names and our resident Plane Licker returns.

Scott (or should we say Simon) is “pooly” so Jordan North is here to save the day. A round of Ask Me Anything gets a big Chef’s Kiss, we have more nominations for the naming of the rat and do you have a “Bedingfield moment”? A song that triggers an awful memory.

J.P Cooper is here and Chris tries to get “Sing It With Me Chant” going in the BBC canteen – CRINGE WARNING! Also, poor listener Meghan finds out what T&R Time is in Where Do You Think They Were and you know what day Sunday is…but what’s the question?

Chris delivers the first ever International Stark Guide, we find out that Superfan Steve has an impersonator, and we get a bit carried away with Bamboleo Wednesday.

Another round of Funny Business brings Fanny’s Business, Boomerangs and Prawns line up in the naming of the rat and (because of a strange TV show Chris likes) we ask “Where has your tongue been?”

What day is Father’s Day? Yes – it’s coming but what’s the question? Also Ask Me Anything brings a roller coaster rider with a twist and another listener needs a name for their pet – this time a RAT! We are sure you know a few.

Another listener endures the agony of Where Do You Think They Were in a tale involving Simply Red and Champagne and Chris has discovered something amazing - Dissolvable Swimwear - The possibilities are endless.