The Scott Mills Weekly

Could Chris be the new manager of Middlesbrough? Scott certainly couldn’t – we put him to the test and he just doesn’t do angry. Also, listener Sam, who had trouble finding a date, is back so we audition another contender with Chris role playing the part of Sam’s nan Patricia.

From next week on Radio 1's Kench podcast, Chris Scott wander the rooms and vaults of Scott's mansion "Echo Falls" in the search for some lost tapes. Tapes of Chris's "Autobiography" 24 Years At The Tap End. Every day from Monday 21st May for 12 days, hear tales of strange foreign exchanges, unintended nudity and embarrassing drunken moments in Chris's life.

We look back at May 2013 when Lorraine sat in the wet seat for Innuendo Bingo, we devised a very odd feature called Fish Pie Sue and Chris was booked to go on a suspiciously cheap holiday.

'Where Do You Think They Were' returns with listener David hearing his dad tell the story of where he was conceived. Plus Chris embraces the role of Patricia, a hard to please nan, to question some potential suitors for listener Sam.

Popstar HRVY joins Scott for a game of 'HRVY Fan or Animal' and Dan from Bastille calls in to critique a live ukulele rendition of their new track Joy. Plus someone has made a Dion Dublin Homes Under the Hammer compilation and Chris is away so an actress plays his part for Bangers.

Another Stark Guide takes us to Huddersfield, Chris also goes to Buckingham Palace to search out all the Royal Baby fans, we have another round of Funny Business and listener Sam is having trouble finding a date, so Scott and Chris offer their services.

Chris and Scott are here to take you back to the golden days of May 2012, when Chris used to applaud buskers, Scott wanted to be a Mob Wife and be called “Scotty The Fish” and David “The Hoff” Hasselhoff was in guiding our listeners through awkward situations.

Taylor Swift talks to Scott and Chris about her new album and her love of Stormzy as they both battle it out for the number 1 spot in the charts. Bastille pop in for a Pop Emergency and reveal the date of their new album. And we hear how another listener was conceived as their parents reveal all in Where Do You Think They Were.

The man who seems to always play baddies is here and Scott is a little bit scared. He needn’t be though as Stephen is a nice man who likes nothing more than sitting in the bath with his rubber ducks. Also we have a special Bamboleo recorded with the actual Gipsy Kings at The Royal Albert Hall and we look back at the good old days when TV shows were low-budget rubbish - remember Airline?

We speak to more of you who have had a bad time during student exchanges including Sam who was given a sumptuous meal of… cucumber and water soup! Also listener Aniella gets to speak to her old French exchange student Pierre (which is actually Chris in the other room) and a simple Love Island application turns into Scott and Chris fighting over who has the best legs.