On the latest episode of The Shallow End, we bring you two completely different yet equally hilarious stories. First up, get ready to be inspired by the heroic tale of a modern-day cowboy who saved the day at an Oregon Walmart. You won't believe the lengths he went to protect innocent bystanders from harm.

And if that's not enough to pique your interest, we also have the hilarious and unbelievable story of Keith - the man who has been arrested so many times that even the cops are struggling to keep track! We'll share some of the wildest details from Keith's incredible rap sheet, and you won't want to miss a second of it.

So tune in and get ready to be entertained, inspired, and maybe even a little bit shocked. This is one episode you won't forget anytime soon!

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In this episode, we bring you two intriguing and wildly different stories. First, we delve into the world of a man with a bizarre and unconventional sexual fantasy that took an unexpected turn. Then, we turn our attention to a daring criminal gang that impersonated law enforcement officials and carried out a series of bold and brazen crimes. Both stories are packed with unexpected twists and turns, and we explore the motivations and consequences of each one. Join us for a hilarious journey into the realm of human behavior and psychology.

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In this episode, we'll explore the world of incompetent criminals and bizarre legal defenses.

First up, we'll tell the story of two burglars who made the mistake of stealing a live-feed camera. Unbeknownst to them, the camera continued to record and track their every move for days.

Next, we'll turn our attention to the courtroom, where we'll share the story of a lawyer with the most unusual defense for his murder suspect client. trial.

Whether you're a fan of true crime, legal drama, or just absurdity in general, you won't want to miss this episode of " Bumbling Burglars and Befuddled Barristers: Hilarious Tales of Dumb Burglars and a Bad Lawyer”

 So grab your favorite beverage, sit back, and enjoy the ride.

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There are many types of birth control methods. Some are more effective than others. JG has the story of one man who employed a novel approach to birth control that was effective, but ill-advised. Then, Lindsay regales us with a story that involves sun, sand, and a huge crowd of drunken spring break participants. What could possibly go wrong? Warning! The Shallow End is not intended for use as a dental drill.

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Over the years, some people have gone to great lengths to avoid being drafted. JG has a most extreme and ill-advised example. Then Lindsay reminds us that putting a hit on someone is never a good idea. And it's even worse when you hire a discount hitman. Warning! Listening to The Shallow End has been known to cause light-headedness and a giddy, silly feeling.

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You wouldn't believe some of the stuff people try to steal. And the methods they use? Even more unbelievable. Lindsay has the details. Then, JG reminds us to always be careful around an elephant. Especially one that's suffering from constipation. Warning! Episode 41 has been known to cause nasal irritation if stuffed up one's nose.

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JG has the story of a trailer truck theft that quickly led to egg on the face of the thief. And then, there's a right way and a wrong way to rid your house of unwanted pests. Lindsay has a prime example of the latter. Warning! This episode of The Shallow End may cause painful abdominal cramps if swallowed.

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Who's responsible when you promote a major professional sporting event and one of the teams is a no-show? Lindsay breaks it down. And then JG has a cautionary tale that reminds us that some types of behavior while visiting the Vatican are frowned upon. Warning! Prolonged or repeated contact with The Shallow End Podcast may cause itching and irritating rash.

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A reminder from Jethro that it's always a good idea to know what the potential fallout from a planned theft could be. But sometimes things happen that one just can't anticipate. The results are tragically hilarious. Then Lindsay has the recent tale of how one man's behavior ruined his Superbowl experience this year. Warning! The Shallow End may contain peanuts and wheat gluten.

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A guy named Ozzie with a bottle of cleaning solvent causes a major problem. And then, it doesn't take state-of-the-art criminal forensic techniques to solve a crime if the perp is not too bright. Lindsay and JG have all the ridiculous details. Warning! Contents of Episode 37 are under pressure and should never be exposed to open flames.

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