In this episode, we'll explore the world of incompetent criminals and bizarre legal defenses.

First up, we'll tell the story of two burglars who made the mistake of stealing a live-feed camera. Unbeknownst to them, the camera continued to record and track their every move for days.

Next, we'll turn our attention to the courtroom, where we'll share the story of a lawyer with the most unusual defense for his murder suspect client. trial.

Whether you're a fan of true crime, legal drama, or just absurdity in general, you won't want to miss this episode of " Bumbling Burglars and Befuddled Barristers: Hilarious Tales of Dumb Burglars and a Bad Lawyer”

 So grab your favorite beverage, sit back, and enjoy the ride.

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There are many types of birth control methods. Some are more effective than others. JG has the story of one man who employed a novel approach to birth control that was effective, but ill-advised. Then, Lindsay regales us with a story that involves sun, sand, and a huge crowd of drunken spring break participants. What could possibly go wrong? Warning! The Shallow End is not intended for use as a dental drill.

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Over the years, some people have gone to great lengths to avoid being drafted. JG has a most extreme and ill-advised example. Then Lindsay reminds us that putting a hit on someone is never a good idea. And it's even worse when you hire a discount hitman. Warning! Listening to The Shallow End has been known to cause light-headedness and a giddy, silly feeling.

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You wouldn't believe some of the stuff people try to steal. And the methods they use? Even more unbelievable. Lindsay has the details. Then, JG reminds us to always be careful around an elephant. Especially one that's suffering from constipation. Warning! Episode 41 has been known to cause nasal irritation if stuffed up one's nose.

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JG has the story of a trailer truck theft that quickly led to egg on the face of the thief. And then, there's a right way and a wrong way to rid your house of unwanted pests. Lindsay has a prime example of the latter. Warning! This episode of The Shallow End may cause painful abdominal cramps if swallowed.

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Who's responsible when you promote a major professional sporting event and one of the teams is a no-show? Lindsay breaks it down. And then JG has a cautionary tale that reminds us that some types of behavior while visiting the Vatican are frowned upon. Warning! Prolonged or repeated contact with The Shallow End Podcast may cause itching and irritating rash.

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A reminder from Jethro that it's always a good idea to know what the potential fallout from a planned theft could be. But sometimes things happen that one just can't anticipate. The results are tragically hilarious. Then Lindsay has the recent tale of how one man's behavior ruined his Superbowl experience this year. Warning! The Shallow End may contain peanuts and wheat gluten.

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A guy named Ozzie with a bottle of cleaning solvent causes a major problem. And then, it doesn't take state-of-the-art criminal forensic techniques to solve a crime if the perp is not too bright. Lindsay and JG have all the ridiculous details. Warning! Contents of Episode 37 are under pressure and should never be exposed to open flames.

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It wasn't so much the burglarizing as it was what they did with the plunder. JG has the extremely disturbing, yet hilarious story. Then it's Lindsay's turn to remind us that calling 911 should be for, you know, important stuff. Warning! Never listen to the Shallow End while sitting in a tub full of water while holding a plugged-in air fryer.

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What do you get when you mix two Australians, a ski resort, and bad planning? Lindsay has the details. Then JG regales us with stories of some very bad smuggling techniques. Warning! Episode 35 should never be re-heated in a plastic tray.

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