Some people will do anything for delicious fresh baked goods. Jethro has a story of a guy who takes it to a whole different level. And then Lindsay has our very first listener-submitted story involving what would become an awesome display of pyrotechnics. Our 17th episode ontains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients.

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Jethro has the story of a bank robber with extremely poor decision-making skills. Arresting police officers were bewildered. And then, who hasn't had luggage lost or damaged by a baggage handler? One guy exacted the ultimate revenge after his guitar was destroyed by a major airline. Lindsay has the details. It's episode 16! Actual crash results may vary.

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Things we learned this week in The Shallow End. Don't wear flip-flops when climbing Mount Fuji. Also, nobody likes a pantsless Batman. Lindsay has the details of an ill-advised live streamed event and Jethro talks about sexual escapades gone horribly wrong. Warning! Listening to The Shallow End does not enable you to fly.

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Lindsay has a story of a treasure hunt that went badly. Very, very badly. And then, can a time change be deadly? You bet it can! Jethro has all the details. It's episode 14! Now available without a prescription!

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Jethro has the ultimate story of instant karma involving a metal toilet. And then Lindsay delves into the dangers of lawnchair aeronautics. The little part of episode 13 which suffocates when the sharp part which gets hurt is swallowed is contained generously.

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Ever mistakenly throw away over a half billion dollars? Well, one guy did. Lindsay has the details. And then Jethro has a difficult time deciding which story of stupid decisions to share. So he shares several. Warning! Reheating episode 12 may cause it to warp.

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It was a very embarrassing day for this particular would-be home invader. Jethro has the details. Then Lindsay reports on a volcano selfie attempt that goes off the rails in a hurry. The best safeguard, second only to abstinence, is listening to Episode 11.

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Lindsay has a story of high-altitude Hijinx at 41,00 feet. It doesn't end well. And then, an all-you-can-eat Sushi promotion that goes bad before its freshness date. The slight variations in color and texture enhance the tenth episode's individual character and beauty and in no way are to be considered flaws or defects.

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Jethro tells the story of what could possibly be the most embarrassing trip to the emergency room. Then, what not to do when the power goes out. Lindsay has the details. Insurance regulations prohibit recipients from listening to Episode 9 without an escort.

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JG reports on the hilarious sinking of a WW II Nazi U-Boat. And then, can you coach a team to the Little League World Series and still have the time to rob 13 banks? Lindsay has the answer. If any defects in Episode 8 are discovered, do not attempt to repair them yourself, but return to an authorized Shallow End service center.

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