Chamber of Secrets chapters 11-12. Harry finally does something and it's... whining that he's not racist! There's so much to cover in these chapters, but mostly we scream about Dumbledore's bird advice and Draco's intense suckitude. After that: Liz has said Pottermore is her favorite website, but is she a real fan!?

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Chamber of Secrets chapters 9-10. Dim the house lights and settle in for a hearty discussion of JKR's royal wedding antics and Hogwarts Mystery's royal screwup. Speaking of mysteries at Hogwarts, that whole Chamber of Secrets thing sure is getting weird, huh? We hope Harry like, does something, at some point. Like, anything.

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Chamber of Secrets chapters 7-8. This week we talk about our dream houses and a Hogwarts for horses before discussing our reading. Quidditch is explained to us AGAIN, Ron is woke, and Harry is living in a Deus Ex game. Is this the end of CoS positivity? Has the basilisk finally turned?

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Chamber of Secrets chapters 5-6. We have a mystery guest this week... and we still love Lockhart, but there's much more to discuss: flying cars, Hermione's role as a character, mean teachers, and graphology! Oh, and character heights. A lot of really, really specific stuff about character heights.

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Chamber of Secrets chapters 3-4. We take a moment of silence to remember the fictional characters lost 20 years ago in a battle that didn't actually happen before discussing two chapters we actually really liked! Don't worry though, after all the positive feelings are out of the way we put on our thinking caps to design the "ultimate" Harry Potter video game.

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Chamber of Secrets chapters 1 & 2. We've arrived! But before we indulge in our favorite house-elf, we have some housekeeping to do - namely, chatting about Hogwarts Mystery and the US premiere of Cursed Child. After we walk through the opening of the second book, we tackle our toughest assignment yet: answering random questions about Dobby from Reddit.

Sorcerer's Stone film & video games. We read the first Harry Potter book, so naturally we had to see the movie! Play the video games! Buy the toys! Visit the theme park! (Not yet, but one day.) We examine the rogue's gallery of Sorcerer's Stone themed video games from 2001, then we discuss the film which is... fine? It's fine. It's completely fine. The director, however... he has some things to say, and so does Katie Couric in this time capsule episode.

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Sorcerer's Stone chapters 16-17. One book down, six to go! And eight movies, and another series of movies, and some side books, and video games... okay, there's a lot left. Still, we finished Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone and we have this extra long episode to prove it! Before we reminisce on the the final chapters and the book as a whole, though, we talk about Harry Potter: A History of Magic, a new documentary with a twist that shook us to our cores.

Sorcerer's Stone chapters 14-15. We mourn the loss of Pottermore's greatest thinkers before diving into some surprisingly disappointing chapters. There's a baby dragon and centaurs! How could JK screw that up!? After venting about the reading, we take a look at the internet's bonkers Harry Potter DIY scene.

Sorcerer's Stone Chapters 11-13. It's slime time! Liz and xeecee talk about weird toy commercials and lovable Youtube reviews before diving into some, you guessed it, politics. Albus Dumbledorf. As for the book itself, nobody is much of a Quidditch fan but there's plenty nice to say about The Mirror of Erised and what a touching chapter it is. Albus Dumbledorf. Even with an extra chapter, there's still time to learn everything about Professor McGonagall's weird backstory! Albus Dumbledorf. Albus Dumbledorf. Albus Dumbledorf.