The Smellcast

Sassy McSass-Sass unravels the romance sturry of Toppie Smellie and Jock Mastercock... even as the Zombie apocalypse looms ever closer!  Mostly.

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As Jock Mastercock returns to Pickle Hollow, many cast members become unhappy about unresolved story lines on the Smellcast.

Mentioned on today's podcast: The Shy Life Podcast

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The cold Northern wind! Music-Makers caught in the act! English Parakeets! And Mid-West Matt's brush with the law! Plus even MORE brand new sound clips from our wonderful listeners for STICK IT OUT YOUR BACK DOOR!

Mentioned on today's podcastMid West Matt's PodcastChubs Gone Wild The Shy Life Podcast

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Rule of thumb: If they record, they flub. And they flop. Here then, the evidence. 

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On Christmas Eve, Toppie meets a handsome, leather clad biker after losing a tire on the highway.

The Far Away Nearby Podcast 

The Shy Life Podcast 

The original 1952 Gunsmoke Radio Christmas Story

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As per usual, things go wrong when Toppie and the gang try to record a new episode of the Smellcast.  If nothing else, this episode explains why at least ONE person should be wearing sensible shoes.

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Please to enjoy new audio sound file contributions from our awesome SMELLCAST listeners!

For November 2016 -- STICK IT OUT YOUR BACK DOOR!

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Representing episode 133 of the Smellcast: And they’re off!  It’s Christmas shopping season: time to SPEND! SPEND! SPEND! BUY! BUY! BUY! Toppie has only $100.00 in cash money to spend on Black Friday.  But he also has a credit card in his wallet.  Will Toppie — who has only just recently reduced his debt to zero — succumb to the season’s sinister seduction to SPEND SPEND BUY BUY? Meanwhile, Sassy has discovered “Grindr!”

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Special guest Kentie (from The Flatus Show ) describes his association with, and interest in Heathenry.

If you have questions about Heathenry or just want tell Kentie "hi'" Write to: [email protected]

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Join Toppie on a shopping spree!

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