The Sooper Podcast!

 THIS WEEK we have a Jess and we don’t have a MATT!! We talk about rawdogging our interactions and feelings and emotions! Wow! ALSO let’s talk about the guy who pretended to be the hoax shooter! A double hoax!! ALSO all of the right wing and left wing hoaxes. AND there was a cop and he did a thing and now everyone hates him. And the Trump shooting, of course. 

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THIS WEEK we have returned for the Summer! We have Jessica and we have no Matt, sorry Matt fans, he doesn’t love you and doesn’t care for you. WE get to talk 911 no more in Massachusetts, Skype gets annoying with artificial intelligence, and the abortion in Hungary thread!! ALSO we diagnose ALL of the mental problems and addictions in South Korea, el Sooper gets conspiratorial about Gavin Newsom and then he goes on and on about smartphones in schools! BAN THEM!! He admits to being a massive hypocrite. Then we solve the world’s problems, it’s amazing!! Go listen now!! To the sooperpodcast! It has returned!! 

IT'S THE RETURN OF THE SOOPERPODCAST!!! It's been four long months but we have finally been able to figure out our schedules to talk some politics!! Then we mostly ignore politics!! WOW!!! This month's podcast includes incredible life-fulfilling stories about bus attacks!! Bathroom stall false imprisonment!! The nuking of tweetdecks and multiple decks, if you're into that sort of thing!! Football updates! Questionable Nikki Haley tweets!! Butthole riders of ocean waves!! Soopermexican's tequila funds and funny people we've seen live. WOW!! Also some politics!! You have to go listen right now!! It's the "this is weird and I don't like it!" podcast!! 

THIS WEEK Grand Admiral Matt Dawson returns from his exile!! We talk about two shootings, why everyone hates YouTube pranksters, and why Jamaal Bowman pulled the fire alarm in Congress!! We durn have a few laughs and then we talk some local Louisiana politics! ALSO flooding in New York!! Finally, white people board games!! No Jess this weekend she’s durn helping her friends move instead!! Go listen right now!! 

THIS WEEK we return with JESS in the first Hurricane Hilary podcast!! El Sooper under threat of death and drowning!! El Sooper talks about dying in the hurricane also then they talk about Elon Muskboy destroying Twitter  and Tweetdeck but why it is a noble sacrifice. And there’s an arguing with white people update!! Then we discuss the difference between the Mayan calendar and the Aztec calendar!! ALSO el Ronaldo the Second settles the big big Ketchap debate! WOW!! And the hurriquake kills el sooper. ALSO how is DeSantis’ campaign doing? Ooof. And Short white people privilege. And the best race riot everrr!! And why Jess will hit el Sooper with a chair. Listen to the last sooperpodcast before jess takes over after he dies! WOW!! 

We have restorted the podcast!! We get an adult progeny update from Jess and then we discuss whether we should sue MATT, who isn’t there, also Jess tells us all the horrific details that we missed about the imploding submersible from a month ago. ALSO el Sooper discusses the origins of a very obscure tweet he put out in the universe, then we talk about the ads we’re getting served also we make fun of people in the papillondemonium and their friends. ALSO el sooper gives an arguing with black people update that will not disappoint. Or maybe it will. Then there’s tweetdeck and twitter drama. Wow! What a cast! Also tips on dealing with those rascally Gen-Xers. And then there’s about 20 seconds about actual politics. Go listen now!! 

WE FINALLY HAVE A NEW PODCAST and el Sooper admits that he done came down with the COVID, possibly after hanging out with fat comic book nerds and slutty superhero cosplay chicks. Then she tricks him into being way tooo open and personal about his new anxiety issues so you’re gonna be subjected to that. It’s a racing mind problem!! Then he talks about going to the emergency room and being completely forsaken by a nurse. Also!! El Sooper attacks parents of dead children what a jerk!! Then there’s an arguing with black people update and accidental carjacking update. Also a stuck in a public bathroom update!! ALSO Twitter ads thinks I’m a cat mother, and that I am interested in bras for women with small boobs while Jess gets ads for bras for elderly women. ALSO el Sooper talks about a really dumb tweet about socialism and capitalism and he SNAPPED! So you have to hear about it. Also Matt poops on Twitter. AND the shattle!! You have to go listen now!! 

THIS WEEK we return to the wisdom and virtue of the podcast that is sooper!! We have Jess this time and no MATT! We talk a little politics but mostly el Sooper talks about debating a very large black man who could probably beat him up! Wow! Also Jess talks about her accidental carjacking attempt, and el Sooper turns that into a serious topic like a big unfunny jerk. ALSO we talk about how Elon Musk stole our emotions and he’s holding them ransom!! THEN el SOoper talks about his experiment with handing over his Twitter account to the nefarious grasp of the ChatGpT artificial intelligence!! THEN Jess encourages him to keep doing it and he does while recording and the results are horrible! Wow you have to listen!! Also Jess gets indicated. Go listen now!!! Hashtag community engagement!! 

IN THIS EDITION of the SooperPodcast we discuss the indication of Trump, as he understands it, with the one and only Yass-Kween, Jessica Heddings!! Will it be better for him or worse? More importantly will be better for us or the world?! ALSO we talk about the BING-BOT and the Bing-Matt, there’s a phantom feminine sneeze, and the threat of violence. And also some Huckabeez honor code versus law and order! Are you a clippy? Then we sell some more of Stirewalt’s books. Finally a self-own update!! You have to go listen now!! 

This episode is a shorter one, we basically just let Matt brag on and on about his dumb painting that is taking the internet by storm. Ok, it's actually pretty cool. We talk a little about politics, but not a lot. It's the return of the Matt, part two!!!