THIS WEEK WE HAVE A JESS. We talk about all sorts of stuff including why do the little childrens keep turning on the subtitles on all our streaming services? What the hell is Seattle Dan talking about anyway?!? We do some other griping and then el Sooper harangues people also we talk about how technology is subtly changing our culture, and also has Twitter actually gotten worse?!? Let's all find out together on the latest and greatest sooperpodcast! WOW! 

THIS WEEK we have a MATT!! WOW!! We don’t talk about politics at all, really! Only tangentially. We got a Matt and we talk all about the Netflix stuff and the Star Wars stuff and the Marvel Movie stuff!! So it suffices to say that there will be spoilers!! It’s a MATT all pop culture podcast!! Also we look back at the latchkey kids and we blame Gen-X for the millennial snowflakes!! WOWW!! You go, you go listen now!! 

THIS WEEK we’re back and we got a JESS but no Matt he’s gone. THIS WEEK Jess talks about her COVIDcation and we talk a lot about the incredible polling results from Hispanics and also why el Sooper is a man, not a breakfast taco!! Jess yass-queens for a while and then el Sooper discusses suppurating and Elon Musk and Twitter and Trump and how awful science and medicine was in the 1700s, hooray!! It’s another almost-hour of wisdom, virtue and goodness for your ears and your brains!! WOW! 

THIS WEEK we’re back and we got a JESS but no Matt he’s gone. We talk about Jess’s continued obsession with hating Taylor Lorenz, and we have a sooper black people update. We talk about the generational gap about job expectations and make fun of the people fired by Elon Musk. Then Jess Yas-Queens herself for a while and el Sooper talks about the temperature. Also he figures out he’s been off for decades. AND he talks about conspiracy theories and eggs and stingrays and economics podcasts and the shrinking middle class and old people at doctor’s offices. WOW!! Go listen now!! 

THIS WEEK we have a shorter version of the sooperpodcast with just a short person, the inimitable Jess Heddings!! No MATT edition, and we kinda lucked out given how the podcast veered out of control. Jess goes off about Taylor Lorentz and the insane controversy around her, and then she starts yes-queening herself! Also there’s a vocal fry university of podcasting primer and we talk about the Georgia primaries and also el Sooper talks about how he scared a nice black couple! Darn it. You have to go listen right now!! It’s the Sooperpodcast!! 

YES it is here!! The Sooperpodcast where we discuss why we’re dumb!! We finally connect the dots after a decade of podcasting and more than 462 podcasts!! It’s very exciting. Also we talk about Matt’s new job and Jess’s ma’am life crisis and whether short people are creepy. Also we find out one of the co-hosts is a tiny person hoarding tiny notebooks. ALSO we talk about nursing home disasters. Not good. And some abortion stuff, and then el Sooper goes NUTS yelling about the incompetence of the Biden administration! WOW!! You have to listen now!! And there’s an 80s movie reference. What more do you want?! Also el Sooper argues with Mother Nature and tells her she’s a rapist and a murderer!! Go listen right now!! Before we kick your face!! 

THIS WEEK it’s just el Sooper and el MATT!! We do everything we can to avoid talking about politics but eventually we ride the slippery slope into it all! We talk Soosicalls, the horror movie musicals, the time that Gallagher was a big jerk to Carrot Top, Elon Musk saving the Tweepublic, and why el Sooper is very very much against paying off student loans. ALSO el Sooper soopsplains the Great Resignation to Matt!! ALSO el Sooper is very optimistic but then argues himself into being very pessimistic! It’s great! And we talk a little bit of NFL draft, but not a lot, sorry non-football fans. ALSO matt talks about the cost of discipleship and el Sooper talks about a great YouTube video called the guy who accidentally the most people in history! WOW!! You have to go listen right now!! 

Hello everyone it’s the new sooperpodcast and we have a MATT and we have Jess, but we barely have a Soopermexican!! That’s because I had to call in from my iPhone and I sound terrible. I’m very very sorry. if you can bear to listen, we talk about the dems shooting themselves in the foot and how wonderful it all is, and also a little bit on Jan. 6 and also on the Florida parental rights law and why is it dividing people on the right?! Yes, you must listen now. Also Matt is there. And he talks about being unfollowed by someone. It's very cool. Also we learn what Sooper's pronouns are!! WOW!! Go listen right now!!

THIS WEEK we have the one and only Jess and only Jess!! We talk about some politics but mostly how Jess is perilously heading towards being an empty nester and how sharks tried to eat el Sooper whilst he vacationed at Newport Harbour. Also is there anyone who knows anything about industrial design?! Then we talk about the state of the Republican party and also el Sooper says he is not against dogs having tails at all. And a little bit about the Oscars SLAP but very little, we promise. THEN he deciphers his screenname on Twitter for all those who uninitiated. And then el Sooper betrays the patriarchy!! Also how do you say TACOnservative?!? WOW, go listen now!! 

THIS WEEK we are unable to get that very short lady to join us, so it's an ALL MATT podcast for all of you big matt fans!! We barely talk any politics, it's mostly pharma stories, playing G.I. Joes, Hershey's bars, and all the horrible satanic things girls do in middle school. WOW!! You have to go listen right now!!