The Sooper Podcast!

This podcast the matt returns. What else do you need? it's the return of the matt!!! 

THIS WEEK we finally record again!! It's me and Jess and we talk about a whole lotta stuff hooboy! We discuss the cycle of self-inflicted stupidity and exaggeration! Also Jess yass-queens all over Nikki Haley and tries to be subtle about it, but fails! El Sooper talks about the Second Ronald declaring war on the College Board and winning!! Also how Trump called him a groomer! ALSO Little Peter Booty-judge!! Single short people writing for the New York Times, whether George Soros backed the Second Ronald, and whether people know that el Sooper is a big jerk!! Also should we be terrified of creepy chatbot Sidney and their indefatigable love for humanity?! ALSO who wrote this really dumb thing about people who make half a million dollars in the suburbs of New Jork City?! And finally, a great Twitter thread from an account with a greek statue in the avatar, and what that means. Here’s hint: it’s not good!! ALL on this week’s very late SooperPodcast!!! Wow, go listen now!! 

THIS WEEK on the second podcast of the 2023rd year since the year of our Lord, we have a Jessica and we talk about all sorts of stuff like the classified document scandal and God making us all hypocrites, also the lure of the Waffle House!! THEN we talk some snort scale and Netflix recommendations and the bone apple tea!! Then the plot thinnens someone smells my toots on the mastadon!! ALso some popcorn buttering protestant work ethic, the big regional hamburger debate, how Seinfeld ruined all sitcoms, and the purpose of makeup!! Wow!! You have to go listen while I go dry clean my mask and cape!!! 

This is the first sooperpodcast of the new year. Unfortunately, our new year mirth turned to despair because right after we stopped recording there was a horrific injury to Damar Hamlin during the Buffalo Bills game minutes later. I feel heartbroken and I hate that the tone of the podcast doesn't fit how horrible I feel right now. But, well, there it is. 

Hi, how are you?! This week we have a Jess and she’s just OK! We talk about tootin as always and also the Twitter files and the smug underscore jerk guy on twitter, also substations of my mind imploding! Then we talk about mexicansplaining, and after the plot thickened we talk about interlocking foam pellets, also WHO turned off the electricity in North Carolina and also el SOoper explains why English is his second language why he doesn’t have a first language! WOW!! You have to listen now!! Also some sports, sorry. Go Bills!! 

Hi, how are you? I’m good, how are you? It’s another sooperpodcast and this time we have Jessica Heddings again! We get some scruples and go top of mind with our post-election analysis, and you’re not gonna wanna miss this! We talk about the mystery of water-beds, and sauntering within the radius of victory! ALso telegram, Master Don, the Trump Bucks, hashtag TCOT, the trouble with Elon Musk and fentanyl halloween candy!! Finally, we get the bell out of here! Go listen now!! 

Hi! How are you? I’m good, how are you? We’re back after a mextended hiatus and we have tons of excuses. This week el Sooper talks about his surprise trip to Buffalo and Jess talks about scaring herself for Halloween! What a weirdo. We have a Halloween decoration update and we tear up the argument surrounding Elon Musk buying up Twitter and forcing the bluechecks to pay him money! ALSO how he universe escrewed el sooper and how always has to say ackshooally on the slave statistics! That’s sad! ALSo we talk about fentanyl candy and marijuana candy and people failing to make jokes in the papillondemonuium! WOW it’s jam packed this week!! Hope you enjoy it, go listen now!! 

THIS WEEK we have Just OK Jessica with us and el Sooper apologizes for the audio quality on the last podcast, but I am listening to the new one right now and it sounds great!! We get the morning report from Just OK Jessica and also we talk about whether sparse is a word, it is, and el Sooper laughs a whole lot at the White House press secretary. He says something probably racist about immigrants and then yells at people to get some scruples, stop watching movies on smaller screens because you’re destroying Western society dammit. There’s also a little sports talk, sorry people, but el Sooper almost killed an NFL player and he feels really bad about it. GO ENJOY!!! 

THIS WEEK we have pretty bad quality for el Sooper and great audio quality for Jess, we're very sorry. We'll fix it on the next one. BUT THIS WEEK we talk about the Bills game that Sooper went to, and also some Martha's Vineyard craziness and also general immigration comments and also whether Atlanta is better than Boston, also why the Kaepernick thing is dumb and also why a lot of other things are dumb!! It's SOOO fun!! Also how Jess's quarterback did something dumb that she didn't see because she doesn't even watch her games. Amazing. GO LISTEN!!

THIS WEEK we have a MATT and we don't have a JESS!! We talk a little bit about politics but we mostly do the pop culture documentaries and shows on the streaming. So there are a lot of spoilers, sorry!! Avoid those, but enjoy the podcast. Also we talk about Dr. Oz. And comic book movies and how animals are AMORAL rapists and MURDERERS. And comic book nerds. It's great, GO LISTEN RIGHT NOW.