THIS WEEK on the Sooperpodcast we have MATT again and also Jessica!! WOW!! This week Jess asks a very very long question that is so long el Sooper forgets what it was. THEN we talk about why Ukraine is Brittany with an I, and why social media made us hate Putin and love Zelensky!! Then el Sooper yells a whole and curses, which is what so many of you love!! He yells about conspiracy theories and then about mask tweets for some reason and he probably regrets it now that he has to publish the podcast. WOW!! Also theological hubris and pride and Jennifer Griffin and they didn’t watch Ted Lasso and more Ukraine stuff I think. Go listen right now!! 

THIS WEEK we got Matt for another mexclusive engagement!! Though he doesn’t talk much this time. We DO chat about why you need an air fryer and an instapot terror weapon!! Also we catch you up on world war 3 or 4 or whatever war we’re on, and then we read some funny tweets and then we tell you our favorite streaming television show picks! WOW!! Also Jess talks about all the dead woodland animals that appear on her door stoop. Also some obnoxious guy talking about reading books at a bar!! THEN we go over the Gettr and the Truther and the Franker!! Also we talk about the lameness of the New Orleans Breakers!! Wow!! You have to go listen now!! 

THIS WEEK we have a sooper special guest, the one and only Matt Dawson, by popular demand!! We find out what he’s bene up to in the year since he said he was “going out for a smoke” and then never came back! WOW! He tells us about his new job and also how he laces his paintings with fentanyl! Actually I guess I make that accusation and he never really denies or confirms it. WOW! Also Jess is there and she gets all upset about Aldi’s or something. Matt tells us some more pharmacy stories then we talk about the Superbowl and how Mexicans say Valentine’s Day wrong. WOW! You have to go listen right now!! It’s the current events podcast with Matt and Jess! 

THIS WEEK we return with more half-assed coverage of the news that happened 30 minutes before we record!! WOW!! El Sooper and Jess waste a bunch of time talking about their technological setbacks, then they talk about Brian Flores’ racist lawsuit against the NFL!! Also there is a Georgia dumpster fire update, we talk some Stacey Abrams ridiculousness, then there are pity retweets, chimney peppers and Aldi’s discount outrages!! Then there are a few papillondemonium updates, and the sofa puddle cure. WOW!! You have to go listen right now!! 

THIS WEEK we return to the podcast mines!! El Sooper makes his glorious return from New York City and Buffalo and Kansas City and various other places in between!! El Sooper regales the listener with tales from his visit with the lovely and gracious Dana Perino!! ALSO he thrills the listeners with his attendance at the legendary Patriots Bills game! And the pivotal Jets Bills game!! And the crushing disappointment of the Chiefs game!! Also Jess is there, listening. We finally eventually get to politics and talk the Doocy insult, how to say processes, whether Russia will invade Ukraine and if Biden will even notice, and then the stock market collapsing and why el Sooper is not a financial advisor. WOW!! Also updates from the world of the Papillondemonium!! You have to listen now!! 

THIS WEEK we drop Jess for not being Mexican enough and we have a super guest to discuss the ridiculousness of the Latinx movement! Also we make fun of Alec Baldwin's wife because she cannot pronounce cucumber! WOW! It's everything you ever wanted in a mexican conservative year end show!! Also I am not a Jewish lawyer from Burbank pretending to be Mexican, I promise!! Happy New Year!!! 

THiS WEEK we are back from a loooong unintended Christmas break!! Not my fault. What IS my fault is that I stupidly ate some almonds right before we recorded. I almost died. THEN Jess and I talked about our Christmas and how tamales are incredible and why we both suck at the sooper fantasy football league! Wow!! THEN we talk about the Si-D-Si and whether they are hypocritical and corrupt and trying to kill everyone, also why everyone is getting off the canoe. Is that even a saying? Not really. ALSO booing the Trump booster, arrogance and incompetence, why the tweetdeck preview is horrible but why it is good for el Sooper’s stock portfolio. ALSO let’s all do some less licking during COVID please. Finally, el Sooper screws up and turns off his computer halfway through and then there’s horrible audio for a while, sorry. And there’s a mention of Dana Perino and the secret DMs. WOW!! You have to go listen right now, go, stop wasting time!! 

THIS WEEK we finally get back to podcastin' after taking a turkey break. El Sooper discusses his devices and how men buy him beer at bars, also we talk about the downfall of Chris Cuomo, then Jess tries to get me to explain the mystery of the Patriot Front. I fail at that. Then I go deep on the transphobic murder crime conspiracy of Sabrina Prater and her hint-droppin’ TikTok dance videos!! WOW!! Then Jess gives us netflix recommendations and we make fun of food snobs, but then become food snobs. What a roller coaster!! Also Jess laughs so hard she breaks her computer! WOW! And you’re invited, for free!!! Go listen now!! 

THIS WEEK we talk about whether Jess’s friends make fun of her, and then el Sooper forgets how long it’s been since they recorded last!! Also el Sooper recounts how he got sick at the Buffalo Bills game on Halloween! That’s not almonds, and it’s not the vid!!  Then we have some rank punditry, insofar as that is possible, also we talk about the cracker barrel video and also we talk about milk elitism and lactose privilege, and also we talk about Tara Setmayer who has utterly and completely lost it. LOST IT. Then we discuss CRT and how el Sooper hates good teachers!! WOW!! Then he talks crap about that new META commercial! Also does anyone know what the heck Jessica is talking about?!? Hopefully we’ll find out. Wow go listen now stop reading and listen!! 

THIS WEEK el Sooper and Jess talk about the love language of cats, also a thorough assessment of the virtues and evils of candy corn. Ma’am. There are kitchen fingers and then el Sooper goes on about PORTS and the development of shipping containers wow!! We go back, way back, to a previous guest and discuss at length the sources of all our supply chain issues. THEN el sooper definitely forgets to erase a thing that he should not have said at all. LOOK FOR IT! It happens when you least expect it. ALSO the contradiction at the heart of the Critical Race Theory debate and also that dude from the Associated Press is real jack@$$!! And we talk about the View! And there is a bad word.  Sorry. Also bad photograph podcasting. HOW MEXCITING! Go listen now.