The Sooper Podcast!

The Sooper Podcast!

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  • Episode 23: 448! Trust the process.

    THIS WEEK the candied yam ma’am and el sooper talk about our long national nightmare being over, then we wonder why Superman is being accused of loving a dude named Luis. ALSO we talk about California’s new law banning gas-powered equipment and the illegal alien uprising against it! Then el Sooper gives advice about what candy to give out at Halloween, it’s horrible, also we talk some transgender misreporting, and then Jess tries to make el Sooper sad with the final few minutes but he REFUSES to fall for it!! WOW! Go listen now!! And raise your kids dammit. They're like prisoners. 

    1 hr 1 min
  • Episode 22: 446! The cravings slave tortoise and the ratchet ghetto raccoon!!

    THIS WEEK we got the candied yam ma’am Jessica Heddings, and we discuss how she is a cravings slave!!

    Also el Sooper encourages people to drink grass, even though he drinks a trans-margarita. Then el sooper gives us a history lesson about money-lending and what Aristotle told the Catholics. WOW! Also crass commercialism and the horrible free market. ALSO we have a great conversation about a controversy surrounding a hit netflix foreign movie with subtitles. IT’S GREAT!!! Also el sooper defends the free market. Again. THen he defends the two Petito cops!! WOW! Go listen now!!

    1 hr 5 min
  • Episode 21: #445!! The candied yams ma’am and ratchet wannabe trans-margarita!!
    This WEEK we got a JESS and we talk a lot about how old we are and our ailments, just like old people!! Drink your leafy greens and defund your butts!! El Sooper gets hit by a trans-margarita, who was NOT a margarita on her birth certificate, he gets falsely accused of being a gout-spreader, and then we talk some CSI:Cat edition. ALSO there’s the first part of a new four part weekly segment!! Then el SOoper discusses his big problem with disappearing indigenous people and the conspiracy theory twitter brain thinking that has ensnared the liberals. ALSO el Sooper chokes on almond live on the podcast!! And he blames nurse Jilly for it. WOW!! All this and more on the this week’s edition of the SooperTransMargaritaCast!! 
    59 min
  • Episode 20: #444!! AusUsUk and plural holocaustuses and UkOkOSS!!!
    THIS WEEK we have a Jess and we talk about whether 2020 is worse or better than 2021!! It’s a pretty great time. We talk a lot about how awful everything is, and then we talk AOC at the Met Gala, also el Sooper talks about how the horrible horrible humanitarian crisis at the border and also the horrible horrible humanitarian crisis in Afghanistan that no one cares about! WOW! Also we thank the New York Times. Don’t cancel us. ALSO we talk about the FDA and the Aususuk, the UkAusus, the USdoctorOCK tripartite agreement for nuclear subs that are not nuclear. WOW!! Then el Sooper talks about how he was so so right about the Sept. 18 protest, so you’re gonna be subjected to that. Then there’s the greatest twitter thread of kids saying creepy stuff ever!! You’ll love it. It’s early Halloween stuff. Enjoy! You must go listen now!! 
    1 hr 2 min
  • Episode 19: #443!! Elevagators and Alligavators!!

    THIS WEEK we got another stirring podcast for you, but mostly it’s full of Jessica angrily denouncing Biden over the debacle in Afghanistan. Not so much fun. THEN el Sooper makes fun of the pillow guy some more. And the Kraken Lady and also Lin Manuel!! Also let’s see, there’s alligator news and elevator news and we combine them together for laughs!! Then there’s the stripper girl powerpoint and the two-month delta cycle!! Also there’s some personal Jess disaster hurricane news!! Also are air conditioners making us weak?! Also there are cows in trees, and then El Sooper talks about modern day John Adams!! And it is very depressing. Go forth and betray the cause!! Also listen to the podcast now!!

    49 min
  • Episode 18: #442!! Possum king and gypsy cat!!
    OK so we're a little late this week because WOW is politics depressing. Anyway we finally get down to business, and unfortunately, we talk about Afghanistan for a long time. We apologize. THEN we talk about slightly less depressing stuff that we can make fun of, like the origins of the sad gypsy cat and how el Sooper became KING of the possums!! Sorry Matt. Also there's a Matt update and el Sooper does a Matt impersonation which everyone loves. Also I discover that Ben Dreyfuss is my Afghanistan, then we talk some landlord stuff and also Y the last man and also Clarissa Ward and the case of the stupid Twitter gotcha-brains!! Also we tackle the wokey-ban. WOKEY-BAN!! You must listen go listen now. 
    1 hr 6 min
  • Episode 17: #441!! Frustration in cahoots of death and a catsupjunky!!
    WE ARE BACK!! We are back to come and GETT’R with our gweets!! Get ready for some gweets while we say goodbye to the fleets!! This week we talk all about the great big COVID mess! WOW!! That’s not a lot of fun. It’s all just frustration and death and catsup junkies. Then we talk some China and Olympics, is that right? Not sure. Also Andrew Cuomo is a hot mess and we got the return of lickerish!! We got some MATT updates and joy thieving puppies, and then we all HIPAA violate each other. Also I tell a crackhead story! ALSO the strange saga of New Mexico House of Representatives Speaker and Whip Rep. Sheryl Williams Stapleton (D-Corruption)!!! And all them damn foreigners are bringing the hoax virus across our borders!!  Enjoy, we’re back!! 
    59 min
  • Episode 16: #440!! Dislap gweets with joy thieving puppies with catsup!!
    THIS WEEK we had a Jess on, and we talked about dislap, the best decorating product in Tartarus. Also we talk slow Norwegian tourist show for some reason and the gweets, get your gweets. There’s a little bit about the kraken lady, and some kracks, and the Gettr version of Catsup and honestly, where the heck did catsup come from?! Also slow-TV and joy-thieving puppies. Go gettr some catsup!! 
    1 hr 1 min
  • Episode 15: #439! Marco peacock Deion Warwicks!
    THIS WEEK we get Jess yet again!! WOW!! We talk about Don DeSantis a lot, because someone made us!! Also some Joe Rogan talk, and a lot about Jonah Goldberg forcing me to watch pornographic cable television scenes... indirectly. WOW! You have to listen right now!!
    41 min
  • Episode 14: #438 Murderous whales and coke bottle peanuts!
    THIS WEEK el Sooper and la Jess talk about no one knowing what used eggs mean, and we still don’t know. Then we talk about the end of the national katchup shortage. ALSO a whole lot about the lab leak theory and also about scientists and the problem with science. Then Jess enlightens the soop on what happened at the Supreme Court, but Sooper then rips into John Stewart while Jess beckons C.W. onto the podcast, but not in a bad way, noooo of course not. Then Jess says it’s a dry heat a lot. Whatever with that jazz. Go listen to Ghetto Supastar. It’s a good song. But before that listen to the Sooperpodcast #438.
    35 min

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