THIS WEEK on Sooperpodcast 428!! It gets wild. We talk about the four insane Wednesdays in January. We start off with el Sooper talking about he just found out that he sounds like a jerk! What?! We do a short recap of the NFL conference championships where all our hearts were broken and crapped upon. THEN we talk about all the nuts in politics and how we cannot stand them all and we just want out!! On the way we Stirewalt the Stirewalt, and also the Reddit GameStop uprising rebellion, and where it is right and where it is wrong. SO MUCH FUN. Then el Sooper talks about how Charles Payne stabbed him in the heart and crapped on it. NO MORE FUN STOP IT I CAN’T TAKE IT. It’s intellectual GLUTTONY for your brain, stupid!! Go get a substack. Then we talk about meme crimes from 2015, and Jess’s calumnies and what the meanest nurse said to el sooper in the DMs, and a funny tweet. Because everyone loves funny tweets. ALSO Chinese butthole coronavirus testing. Come watch the doom unfold with us. Or listen to it anyway. Whatever.

#427!! THIS WEEK!! We have a Jess and no Matt, if you see our Matt wandering about please don’t approach him, he bites!! THIS WEEK we talk about the horrible terrible things that are afflicting our blessed Republic, and also how to pronounce various synonyms of the word lascivious, why we have licorice toads, and some questions from the Papillondemonium!! We esplode the Twitter brain thinking of conspiracy theories and why they’re destroying our blessed Republic, also other prurient, lubricious matters! WOW! NO POLE JOKES!! And don’t be paddling those theories. Then we stirewalt some stuff, there’s some Dana Dana Dana talk, and we make fun of a website. SO FUN!! Come watch the doom unfold with us. Or listen to it anyway. Whatever.

THIS WEEK on the smutty semantic satiation podcast we have a Jessica and there is still no MATT! Sorry matt fans. We do have an update on almond choking and the clock is unfortunately reset on choking incidents. ALSO we discuss why people love conspiracy theories! My favorite subject!! Also sooper gives you tips on happiness wow!! Jess gets all teary eyed about something but el Sooper was not listening as per usual. Then we talk about how to say hard words and then Jess forgets a story that el Sooper told her a long time ago and he gets to tell her for a third time. WOW! Also Hilaria. Don't vacillate you Jessurrectioners!! Go listen NOW!!

Hello everybody unfortunately we could not record for the New Year's Eve because Jess is out boozing it up somewhere and we can't find Matt. So you're stuck with me. Sorry!! Anyway, also there's a very sad flashback. Enjoy! Happy NEW YEAR'S!!!

THIS WEEK we have a Jess and we still don't have a Matt, we're looking out there if anyone sees him wandering about, send him our way!! We talk about choking on almonds and the knob squad, and also the Pappillons sooper exclusive DMs line!! Also, politics I guess and then the Russian hack and the zoom hack and some glandsplaining shenanigans! WOW!! Go listen now.

THIS WEEK we have a Jess and we discuss all of the stories that we missed because we were too drunk and full of the season's cheer to record last week!! Actually we cover a few of them not all, like for instance, why our Fox News patron saint got a potty mouth last week, and a depressing update about the GOP implosion in Georgia, and also we talk about Kamala trying to kill Joe Biden, and also why we can't trust China because China is asshoe!! Ironically, there's no cursing in this one, I think. And finally, the baby albino cyclops shark! Wow you have to listen right now!!

THIS WEEK we have a short podcast as it is the day before the giving of thanks. We talk about the impending pie-apocalypse, and also the typotoad. It’s a very special thanksgiving edition of the sooperpodcast!! With toe-smashing Jess and el Sooper special Sooper!! She also says YPOU, and we don't explain why we say that over and over. Also there's conspiracy theories and exhortations and recriminations! WOW!!

THIS WEEK we talk about some nefarious butt defunding, then some sneering condescension, and then el Sooper says that the psephologists have some splainin’ to do. Then el Sooper mexsplains why it is that some Mexicans chose to vote for Trump over the Bidened one, and then he gives his theory about the big fish and the small fish. And Jess yells at Georgia. It’s the woadie-cast! No capes were stolen nor were nuts threatening to choke anyone. Go listen now!!

THIS WEEK we don’t have a Matt yet again. The MATT is gone but we got a JESS and we don’t fight! We have a very pleasant and nice conversation. Jess got a weird phone call and we talk about that, then Jess mocks my election article post. Then we talk about our election results confidence and we do some hack rank punditry about the polling, and we quote the Stirewalt, and we talk about the coming civil war and how it’s not coming, and some emoticon of hope. Then we talk about the plozzma, and Trump’s closing arguments and the Spanish because it’s not pandering when he does it, and also the closing argument Trump tweets, and a tiny little adorable bitey Trumper zombie, and a pretty amazing drinking game for the podcast. And murdering animal pot poopers. There’s a lot of sneering condescension and also pale faced gringos will be the deciding vote in the election. And that’s the wodie-cast. God bless you peoples. Let’s get this God forsaken election over.

This week! We don’t have a MATT but we have a Jessica and we talk about loud keyboards and then I recall the glories of the #GringoArmy, then there’s a weird interruption we have difficulties, we have technical difficulties but we suffer through. THEN we continue and we give our assessment of the debate, sorry, it’s politics and we hate ourselves, then we mock the leeeberals and the coyotes and all the coyotes bringing the leetle latinos over the border, also we talk about el Sooper’s brain and how it thinks and it gets weird, then he guesses what a logo of a store is, and then also Jessica stuns and shocks him with new information he didn’t know before. And also we talk about hats hats and more hats and it’s wonderful. They’re not nuts, they’re almonds. WOW go listen!!