THIS WEEK on the 437th sooperpodcast, we have the illustrious petite sophisticate Jessica Heddings on the show!! And it didn’t take a month to do it! WOW! We mostly bore you with details from our lives and then we get into the nittiest of gritties!! Glorious glorious politics!! El Sooper explains why that incredibly popular conspiracy theory thread about single family homes being bought up by nefarious scheming corporation is mostly a bunch of bollocks. Excuse my foreign language. Then we talk some peacock, so I hope you’re ready for some peacock talk!! Including a peacock impression. Also what’s the deal with all of this unemployment? And wages going up and everything going up?! And what’s the deal with this Chipotle raisin’ their prices?! Go forth and listen with nary a care!! Also el Sooper explains frothiness and we don’t mean his beer. Now go get some used eggs.

THIS WEEK WE HAVE THE GLORIOUS RETURN OF.... Jessica Heddings. Which is what you wanted, right? That's... who you wanted to return to the podcast. Jess. Yes. Jess. ALSO there is a SooperMexican and we talk mostly about the mystery of the etymological origin of catsup. Then we have almond updates and then Jessica forces el Sooper to talk about the lab leak theory and we're not talkin' incontinent labrador dogs. Also el Sooper talks his favorite topic - the newest conspiracy theories that are gnawing at the very fabric of our glorious Republic and destroying our faith in the pillars of society! Wooohoo!! Also we talk some flamin' Fauci email material. Also there is Christ consciousness and the DUMBs you have to hear about the DUMBs!!! There are explosions. It's great, and it's what the public demanded, kinda. Enjoy.

Hello, it's me the SMOTUS just updating you all on where we are on when you can expect a new sooperpodcast. WOW!! If Jess doesn't come back soon, I will start recording solo podcast and ain't nobody wants that.

THIS WEEK we try to catch up on the last three weeks of news, but really we just do the last thirty minutes or so. We talk about the Barr continuing to get Gaetz, and also Giuliani's arrest. Then EL SOOPER pontificates about how terrible social media is and how it's not really real and how we can ALL DEFEAT IT. Without signing off. ALSO el sooper talks about the final answer to the minimum wage debate! WOW!! Then we basically recap the great podcast that I heard last week. AND also what happens when my friends and family ask me about politics, it's a HOOT!! Also more economics and the economy and wow it's so great go listen right now!!

This week on the somewhat-weekly hit of wisdom and knowledge we go over ALL of the Gaetz Shenanigans, including the Tucker Carlson interview and underage girls and having dinner with women and the FBI and extortion. We are so uberplussed!! And boy is it terse. Also we talk about pillow immunity and then I whine about dum peeple on Twitter and how stupid it makes our brainmeats!! Yes, again. Then we mexcoriate all those people talking trash about Georgia, a state which, frankly, I’m getting more and more enamored with every news cycle!! THEN el Sooper investigates the FAILING LYING New York Times, and you won’t be shocked to find out what I found out! WOW! ALSO my mission is revealed, yES!! And Dana alerts us to the Katchup Shortage. WOW! Go listen now!

This week we talk about great conservative men who have choked on small bite size foodstuffs, and also the Wander Woman, both episodes, and then there’s a lot of poor chosely, and update on the progress on the tiny knob museum. Then there’s a lot of joy thievery articles including a horrible kiosk skull crushing. ALSO there’s a charming story about the terrible composer Philip Glass and how Twitter is stupid and ruins it. Then there’s a PSA for the people and we talk about gay Captain America and what he would be a hundred years ago. Then there’s some roundabout chicanery and el Sooper defends self-absorbed selfies (again) and revitalizing Instagram hipsters, also we have fanmail that it not really fanmail. Yay. The we stole content from Buzzfeed because we hate that they steal content from twitter. Wait. Anyway ENJOY your somewhat-weekly hit of wisdom and knowledge wow!!

THIS WEEK we find out they are always listening all the time, and we have a Jess but no Matt, though we talk about him at length, then we talk about good news and bad news about our listeners, yes that is YOU we’re talking about!! Then we talk about the supposed story that Soop told about using the wrong word. We tell the people. Also you poor chosely, dammit! Then we talk about how them Southerners are just like us Messicans and the species dysphoria. Wow! Then there’s the big green screen Biden conspiracy theory!! And Hallmark Bezos ex, also someone stole the old chip off the old blockbuster, and then more on the little museum and a Bill Gates sooper-spiracy also spuds have no gender and racist depictions of Asians! What? WOW!! We have everything!! You have to listen right now probably wow!!

THIS WEEK we explain why we’re happy about old white people hitting pinatas and then Jess explains, or rather jessplains, what cascarones are, which I’m pretty sure she made up. THEN we walk about what stores whose aisles we would prance among an betwixt. And what would we call the next iteration of Blockbuster? It’s brilliant!! Also Jess tries really hard not to make scandalous POLL jokes or Almond jokes. Also the sooper esplains how to run a REAL authentic pinata breaking party, not one of your fake gringo appropriation parties. WOW! Then el Sooper whines about kids these days and how they don’t appreciate finding new things anyway because he’s a grumpy old mexican dammit. Also TINY old lady Museums!! Then el Sooper does a poll about the virus, and we try to end hopeful but then we fail. WOW! You have to go listen now!! Read a book, read a book, read a gashdarn book!

It's Sooperpodcast 430 from our old numbering system!! THIS WEEK on the annual sooperpodcast we talk about the great big news everyone is talking about! YES, the Piggly Wiggly story!! And is Aldi’s just a trash version of Sprouts?! We discuss at nauseating length!! El Sooper talks about the nonagenarian who scammed him this week, and also the cat turd grifter with a short memory! We also discuss CPAC for not every long and why we’re completely doomed. How fun!! Also some monkey talk and QAnon pillow talk and how to eat a coconut talk in the ghetto. You get ALL of your money’s worth this week from the free podcast! And I curse at the end, sorry. Go listen right now!

THIS WEEK on the sooperpodcast #429, Jess freaks out when she loses her lists and el Sooper makes fun of her. We congratulate Chris Stirewalt on his new gig and talk about the Gorilla Glue lip guy and also GoFundMe shenanigans. Also Rush died. And then there was a pillow fight and also there’s three moms and a clickbaity photo, right before the hair bashes the turtle, and el Sooper is scared of national Almond day, but you should have bought Twitter stock but probably not buy it right now. SO go listen! WOW! There is no Matt, there never was any Matt.