The Sooper Podcast!

THIS WEEK! We have both Tammy Charlene Jess and Daryl Duane Matt!! We talk about Sisyphus and fried chicken and knitted voodoo dolls, which you could have guessed from the title, I guess. Also some more BabylOnion game show!! And the Snake Eyes costume saga. WOw!! Don't get done disappeared on this one...

THIS WEEK we have both FaucaBirx stalker OsteoperoJess and Voltron-hating RheuMattitis and we talk a little bit about coronavirus and a LOT about bathrooms and bathroom etiquette. This one gets weird, y'all. Just remember, I told you never to ask me about my business...

THIS WEEK we have both vinyl vixens on the sooperpodcast, and we talk about all sorts of stuff! We have a surprising choking update from MATT and also we talk about CNN sucking up to communism! Then el Sooper goes into distress about the math story that obliterated his little brown brain this week! WOW! Also Matt continues denying coronavirus exists, and we discuss all the drama around the Bernie OK Boomer girl! WOW! You have to listen now!

THIS WEEK we have RheuMattroid and OsteoperoJess and we get into a horse-faced pony soldier debate about the dreaded CoronEbolAids virus! Finally we dispel the mystery about hurlbutt! Wow! Then Matt tries not to spoil “Don’t EFF with Cats” on Netflix, then el Sooper explains devil worshippers on military bases. Also the mystery of where Brock Lennon was done disappeared to! Then El Sooper gives us all a history lesson on Black History and then Matt gives us all a less fascinating history about the Monguls! WOW!

THIS WEEK we talk about politics after the great sooper Dana book club podcast which was sooperlong. Actually we just talk about the times that people mentioned the podcast on twitter and asked us questions. Also the return of hurlbutt. And the impeachment of Jessic Heddings. Then Roger Stones and the Unions! WOw! Go forth and enjoy this podcast.

What a special show we have for you. This week we are joined by the luminous and erudite Dana Perino, and we discuss the controversy surrounding the novel "American Dirt." We have Matt Dawson and Jessica Heddings, and it gets very heated. Dana joins us for the first half of the podcast, and then Sooper and Jess yell at each other for about half an hour, just as the listeners have demanded! We hope you enjoy the show, and we highly recommend reading the novel, "American Dirt." There are spoilers, but we warn you before we launch into them.

THIS WEEK we have a short Christmas podcast and we have a MATT and NO JESS because he’s bored and wants to podcast which is the best reason to podcast, right? FOr some reason he rambles on about catsup? I couldn’t figure it out. Also a new conspiracy! And yogurt enemas. Also el Sooper flips out about socialism. Don’t take it for granite! Listen right NOW!!

THIS WEEK we talk about our Thanksgivins and how the climate tried to murder Jessica and also we discuss which superhero would tan their nether regions. Also el Sooper gives us all an iPhone instantaneous gratification challenge, but no one will take it, and also on solitary confinement. ALSO el Sooper explains when it is best to put up a Christmas tree for the holiday season. Also what is King’s Day?! And a request from all the listeners. WOW you have to listen right now!

THIS WEEK it’s just me and MATT and we talk about… oh World War II for some reason and if the nukes were justified, and also Big Gulps and are Keurigs capitalist or communist, also how dumb are those airPod thingies?! And you see what happened was China has imperialist compulsions and also RICK AND MORTY [sorry Dana]! And why there’s nothing new under the sun, and stop over-philosophizing things. WOW you have to listen now!!

THIS WEEK!! It's a very short el Sooper Podcast with el Sooper and nobody else because it's MY podcast, so there!!! We revisit olden tweets from drunekn bitter pathetic Thanksgivings of old! WOW! You're gonna love it.