The Sooper Podcast!

The Sooper Podcast! episodes:

• 02.20.2024

  Episode 1: #486!! Buses Decks Surfers Bathrooms and Comedians!!

  IT'S THE RETURN OF THE SOOPERPODCAST!!! It's been four long months but we have finally been able to figure out our schedules to talk some politics!! Then we mostly ignore politics!! WOW!!! This month's podcast includes incredible life-fulfilling stories about...

  
• 10.01.2023

  Episode 11: SooperPodcast #485! Grand AdmiraMatt: Heir to the Empire

  THIS WEEK Grand Admiral Matt Dawson returns from his exile!! We talk about two shootings, why everyone hates YouTube pranksters, and why Jamaal Bowman pulled the fire alarm in Congress!! We durn have a few laughs and then we talk...

  
• 08.21.2023

  Episode 10: SOoperPodcast #484!! You know I can kick you in the head? HurriquakeCast!!

  THIS WEEK we return with JESS in the first Hurricane Hilary podcast!! El Sooper under threat of death and drowning!! El Sooper talks about dying in the hurricane also then they talk about Elon Muskboy destroying Twitter  and Tweetdeck but...

  
• 07.14.2023

  Episode 9: SooperPodcast #483!! Look at me. We are the Boomers now.

  We have restorted the podcast!! We get an adult progeny update from Jess and then we discuss whether we should sue MATT, who isn’t there, also Jess tells us all the horrific details that we missed about the imploding submersible...

  
• 05.30.2023

  Episode 8: #482 Covidmexican at the furry convention with crippling anxiety!

  WE FINALLY HAVE A NEW PODCAST and el Sooper admits that he done came down with the COVID, possibly after hanging out with fat comic book nerds and slutty superhero cosplay chicks. Then she tricks him into being way tooo...

  
• 04.29.2023

  Episode 7: SooperPodcast #481!! How ChatGPT took over my Twitter account like an old racist man!

  THIS WEEK we return to the wisdom and virtue of the podcast that is sooper!! We have Jess this time and no MATT! We talk a little politics but mostly el Sooper talks about debating a very large black man...

  
• 03.31.2023

  Episode 6: SooperPodcast #480! The historical indication of Donald Trump

  IN THIS EDITION of the SooperPodcast we discuss the indication of Trump, as he understands it, with the one and only Yass-Kween, Jessica Heddings!! Will it be better for him or worse? More importantly will be better for us or...

  
• 03.11.2023

  Episode 5: #479!! Starry Matt Waffles!!

  This episode is a shorter one, we basically just let Matt brag on and on about his dumb painting that is taking the internet by storm. Ok, it's actually pretty cool. We talk a little about politics, but not a...

  
• 02.26.2023

  Episode 4: #478 Return of the mATT!!!

  This podcast the matt returns. What else do you need? it's the return of the matt!!! 

  
• 02.20.2023

  Episode 3: #477!! Believe me, everybody knows, creepy chatbot Sidney

  THIS WEEK we finally record again!! It's me and Jess and we talk about a whole lotta stuff hooboy! We discuss the cycle of self-inflicted stupidity and exaggeration! Also Jess yass-queens all over Nikki Haley and tries to be subtle...

  
• 01.20.2023

  Episode 2: #476: Classified Urethral Bone Jaw Snorts!!

  THIS WEEK on the second podcast of the 2023rd year since the year of our Lord, we have a Jessica and we talk about all sorts of stuff like the classified document scandal and God making us all hypocrites, also...

  
• 01.03.2023

  Episode 1: #475: The first 2023 podcast with Just OK Jessica and Second Place Mexican!

  This is the first sooperpodcast of the new year. Unfortunately, our new year mirth turned to despair because right after we stopped recording there was a horrific injury to Damar Hamlin during the Buffalo Bills game minutes later. I feel...

  
• 12.09.2022

  Episode 21: #474! Mexicansplaining and tootin’ the vibes!!

  Hi, how are you?! This week we have a Jess and she’s just OK! We talk about tootin as always and also the Twitter files and the smug underscore jerk guy on twitter, also substations of my mind imploding! Then...

  
• 11.12.2022

  Episode 20: #473 Post-election vibes with malaise dread and ennui toots!

  Hi, how are you? I’m good, how are you? It’s another sooperpodcast and this time we have Jessica Heddings again! We get some scruples and go top of mind with our post-election analysis, and you’re not gonna wanna miss this!...

  
• 11.04.2022

  Episode 19: #472!! Tangentially taking last trips and scaring yourself

   Hi! How are you? I’m good, how are you? We’re back after a mextended hiatus and we have tons of excuses. This week el Sooper talks about his surprise trip to Buffalo and Jess talks about scaring herself for Halloween!...

  
• 10.01.2022

  Episode 18: #471! Get some scruples and be top of mind!!

  THIS WEEK we have Just OK Jessica with us and el Sooper apologizes for the audio quality on the last podcast, but I am listening to the new one right now and it sounds great!! We get the morning report...

  
• 09.17.2022

  Episode 17: #470! The McGout and Just OK Jess episode!!

  THIS WEEK we have pretty bad quality for el Sooper and great audio quality for Jess, we're very sorry. We'll fix it on the next one. BUT THIS WEEK we talk about the Bills game that Sooper went to, and...

  
• 08.22.2022

  Episode 16: #469 I just shot my Sandman in the picture with Matt documentary pop culture podcast!!

  THIS WEEK we have a MATT and we don't have a JESS!! We talk a little bit about politics but we mostly do the pop culture documentaries and shows on the streaming. So there are a lot of spoilers, sorry!!...

  
• 08.01.2022

  Episode 15: #468!! Subtitle Seattle Streaming Socialism

  THIS WEEK WE HAVE A JESS. We talk about all sorts of stuff including why do the little childrens keep turning on the subtitles on all our streaming services? What the hell is Seattle Dan talking about anyway?!? We do...

  
• 07.20.2022

  Episode 14: #467!! Movie and Netflix pop wrap up with Matt!!

  THIS WEEK we have a MATT!! WOW!! We don’t talk about politics at all, really! Only tangentially. We got a Matt and we talk all about the Netflix stuff and the Star Wars stuff and the Marvel Movie stuff!! So...

  
• 07.18.2022

  Episode 13: #466!! Latinx Incluxion Luncheon, what’s your main malfunxion?

  THIS WEEK we’re back and we got a JESS but no Matt he’s gone. THIS WEEK Jess talks about her COVIDcation and we talk a lot about the incredible polling results from Hispanics and also why el Sooper is a...

  
• 06.24.2022

  Episode 12: 465!! Be pretty sad if someone happened to shoot you on the interstate!!

  THIS WEEK we’re back and we got a JESS but no Matt he’s gone. We talk about Jess’s continued obsession with hating Taylor Lorenz, and we have a sooper black people update. We talk about the generational gap about job...

  
• 06.07.2022

  Episode 11: #463 Yes-queening herself at the vocal fry university of podcasting!

  THIS WEEK we have a shorter version of the sooperpodcast with just a short person, the inimitable Jess Heddings!! No MATT edition, and we kinda lucked out given how the podcast veered out of control. Jess goes off about Taylor...

  
• 05.16.2022

  Episode 10: #463 This is why we're dumb!!

  YES it is here!! The Sooperpodcast where we discuss why we’re dumb!! We finally connect the dots after a decade of podcasting and more than 462 podcasts!! It’s very exciting. Also we talk about Matt’s new job and Jess’s ma’am...

  
• 05.02.2022

  Episode 9: #462!! Discipleship, Resignations, Soosicalls and Horrible Parents with Matt!!

  THIS WEEK it’s just el Sooper and el MATT!! We do everything we can to avoid talking about politics but eventually we ride the slippery slope into it all! We talk Soosicalls, the horror movie musicals, the time that Gallagher...

  
• 04.25.2022

  Episode 8: #461! What do you want to bet he’s still talking?!?

  Hello everyone it’s the new sooperpodcast and we have a MATT and we have Jess, but we barely have a Soopermexican!! That’s because I had to call in from my iPhone and I sound terrible. I’m very very sorry. if...

  
• 04.01.2022

  Episode 7: #360!! A Ma’am Life Crisis and all of the Big Pig Emojis

  THIS WEEK we have the one and only Jess and only Jess!! We talk about some politics but mostly how Jess is perilously heading towards being an empty nester and how sharks tried to eat el Sooper whilst he vacationed...

  
• 03.14.2022

  Episode 6: SooperPodcast #459!! Hersheys, G.I. Joes, and light as a feather!

  THIS WEEK we are unable to get that very short lady to join us, so it's an ALL MATT podcast for all of you big matt fans!! We barely talk any politics, it's mostly pharma stories, playing G.I. Joes, Hershey's...

  
• 03.01.2022

  Episode 5: SooperPodcast #458!! Ukraine is Brittany with an I!!

  THIS WEEK on the Sooperpodcast we have MATT again and also Jessica!! WOW!! This week Jess asks a very very long question that is so long el Sooper forgets what it was. THEN we talk about why Ukraine is Brittany...

  
• 02.23.2022

  Episode 4: #457!!! Breakers and wild cats and squirrels oh my!!

  THIS WEEK we got Matt for another mexclusive engagement!! Though he doesn’t talk much this time. We DO chat about why you need an air fryer and an instapot terror weapon!! Also we catch you up on world war 3...

  
• 02.16.2022

  Episode 3: #456!! The Return of the MATT!!

  THIS WEEK we have a sooper special guest, the one and only Matt Dawson, by popular demand!! We find out what he’s bene up to in the year since he said he was “going out for a smoke” and then...

  
• 02.08.2022

  Episode 2: #455!! Aldi’s Outrages, Chimney Peppers and Pity Retweets!!

  THIS WEEK we return with more half-assed coverage of the news that happened 30 minutes before we record!! WOW!! El Sooper and Jess waste a bunch of time talking about their technological setbacks, then they talk about Brian Flores’ racist...

  
• 01.28.2022

  Episode 1: #454!! Omicronamicrophone and Dana stories!!

  THIS WEEK we return to the podcast mines!! El Sooper makes his glorious return from New York City and Buffalo and Kansas City and various other places in between!! El Sooper regales the listener with tales from his visit with...

  
• 01.01.2022

  Episode 28: #453!! The Sooper Súper Year End New Year's Latincks Show!!!

  THIS WEEK we drop Jess for not being Mexican enough and we have a super guest to discuss the ridiculousness of the Latinx movement! Also we make fun of Alec Baldwin's wife because she cannot pronounce cucumber! WOW! It's everything...

  
• 12.29.2021

  Episode 27: #452!! Feliz Navidad, Armymom and Airforceparent!!

  THiS WEEK we are back from a loooong unintended Christmas break!! Not my fault. What IS my fault is that I stupidly ate some almonds right before we recorded. I almost died. THEN Jess and I talked about our Christmas...

  
• 12.06.2021

  Episode 26: #451! Jalupaninos and alcoholic devices

  THIS WEEK we finally get back to podcastin' after taking a turkey break. El Sooper discusses his devices and how men buy him beer at bars, also we talk about the downfall of Chris Cuomo, then Jess tries to get...

  
• 11.18.2021

  Episode 25: #450! The condescending a-hole with a red apron and lactose elitism!

  THIS WEEK we talk about whether Jess’s friends make fun of her, and then el Sooper forgets how long it’s been since they recorded last!! Also el Sooper recounts how he got sick at the Buffalo Bills game on Halloween!...

  
• 10.22.2021

  Episode 24: #449!! Catsup on candy corn kitchen fingers!!

  THIS WEEK el Sooper and Jess talk about the love language of cats, also a thorough assessment of the virtues and evils of candy corn. Ma’am. There are kitchen fingers and then el Sooper goes on about PORTS and the...

  
• 10.13.2021

  Episode 23: 448! Trust the process.

  THIS WEEK the candied yam ma’am and el sooper talk about our long national nightmare being over, then we wonder why Superman is being accused of loving a dude named Luis. ALSO we talk about California’s new law banning gas-powered...

  
• 10.03.2021

  Episode 22: 446! The cravings slave tortoise and the ratchet ghetto raccoon!!

  THIS WEEK we got the candied yam ma’am Jessica Heddings, and we discuss how she is a cravings slave!!Also el Sooper encourages people to drink grass, even though he drinks a trans-margarita. Then el sooper gives us a history lesson...

  
• 09.25.2021

  Episode 21: #445!! The candied yams ma’am and ratchet wannabe trans-margarita!!

  This WEEK we got a JESS and we talk a lot about how old we are and our ailments, just like old people!! Drink your leafy greens and defund your butts!! El Sooper gets hit by a trans-margarita, who was...

  
• 09.20.2021

  Episode 20: #444!! AusUsUk and plural holocaustuses and UkOkOSS!!!

  THIS WEEK we have a Jess and we talk about whether 2020 is worse or better than 2021!! It’s a pretty great time. We talk a lot about how awful everything is, and then we talk AOC at the Met...

  
• 09.02.2021

  Episode 19: #443!! Elevagators and Alligavators!!

  THIS WEEK we got another stirring podcast for you, but mostly it’s full of Jessica angrily denouncing Biden over the debacle in Afghanistan. Not so much fun. THEN el Sooper makes fun of the pillow guy some more. And the...

  
• 08.20.2021

  Episode 18: #442!! Possum king and gypsy cat!!

  OK so we're a little late this week because WOW is politics depressing. Anyway we finally get down to business, and unfortunately, we talk about Afghanistan for a long time. We apologize. THEN we talk about slightly less depressing stuff...

  
• 08.04.2021

  Episode 17: #441!! Frustration in cahoots of death and a catsupjunky!!

  WE ARE BACK!! We are back to come and GETT’R with our gweets!! Get ready for some gweets while we say goodbye to the fleets!! This week we talk all about the great big COVID mess! WOW!! That’s not a...

  
• 07.10.2021

  Episode 16: #440!! Dislap gweets with joy thieving puppies with catsup!!

  THIS WEEK we had a Jess on, and we talked about dislap, the best decorating product in Tartarus. Also we talk slow Norwegian tourist show for some reason and the gweets, get your gweets. There’s a little bit about the...

  
• 06.26.2021

  Episode 15: #439! Marco peacock Deion Warwicks!

  THIS WEEK we get Jess yet again!! WOW!! We talk about Don DeSantis a lot, because someone made us!! Also some Joe Rogan talk, and a lot about Jonah Goldberg forcing me to watch pornographic cable television scenes... indirectly. WOW!...

  
• 06.18.2021

  Episode 14: #438 Murderous whales and coke bottle peanuts!

  THIS WEEK el Sooper and la Jess talk about no one knowing what used eggs mean, and we still don’t know. Then we talk about the end of the national katchup shortage. ALSO a whole lot about the lab leak...

  
• 06.11.2021

  Episode 13: Sooperpodcast #437! Loud feral peacocks sauntering along!!

  THIS WEEK on the 437th sooperpodcast, we have the illustrious petite sophisticate Jessica Heddings on the show!! And it didn’t take a month to do it! WOW! We mostly bore you with details from our lives and then we get...

  
• 06.04.2021

  Episode 12: #436!! Les Petit Catsup Sophisticates!

  THIS WEEK WE HAVE THE GLORIOUS RETURN OF.... Jessica Heddings. Which is what you wanted, right? That's... who you wanted to return to the podcast. Jess. Yes. Jess. ALSO there is a SooperMexican and we talk mostly about the mystery...