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September 02, 2015 #121: It's Amazing If He's An Animal
Official Sportive Twin Brother Dave joins us for:- Gopher pigskin season preview - Clarence has an accident in his pants over another Mike Sano jack- We laugh at Souhan for 20 minutes straight- Berrios's arm is going to fall off soon, RIP Berrios's armConsidering the two teams discussed, surprisingly light on rage. These are the end times.
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1 hr 23 min
August 26, 2015 #120: Holding Out For Lawry's
The four regulars are back with our standard sports 'cast. Discussed:- Programming note re ads on the show- Sano, Buxton and this insane Twins season- How's Teddy lookin? An investigative report- Our five franchise saviors vs. their incompetent bosses- The Fargo rock scene, which is not a real thing- Weekend preview
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1 hr 18 min
August 20, 2015Episode 119: Bite-Sized Balls
Clarence was on vacation - hashtag can't make it - so America's Sweetheart Liz Welle joined us at her usual Legends location to talk about:
LentilFest
The ongoing Twins disaster, and why anybody got their hopes up this week
New State Fair foods (including the title of this podcast!)
Why certain people don't want to know what their grades are
Parents Gone Wild
State fairs vs. county fairs
The Escape Room
And much, much more.
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1 hr 35 min
August 13, 2015Episode 118: The Ol' Fart Bank
Our good friend Eric Durkee joined the podcast for the first time this week. After some recording difficulties, we regrouped and discussed:
Farting on Brad Childress
Kickfarter
Minnesota United media food
Straw-ber-ritas
Creating soccer fans in America
Many, many sociological generalizations
American soccer hooliganism, the stupidest thing ever
Gang fighting
UFC is the teacups at the county fair
National Elephant Day
Daniel Day Lewis
The Democrating Donald Trump
Minneapolis-St. Paul's Top 5 Reuben Sandwiches
An excellent episode, as always. Our thanks to Eric for joining up, especially since he has things to lose.
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1 hr 27 min
August 06, 2015Episode 117: Grade F Meat and Melted Grout
After an editing mistake that cuts out the first few minutes (SORRY), we discuss:
Prince vs. Jacko
An amazing new Sportive wives segment
Best current pop star
Kelly Clarkson concert review
The Twins will never go all in
The beauty of hockey trash talk
Stu was killing it until his weekly technical difficulties and Clarence came in guns a-blazing. Good times, good times.
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1 hr 7 min
July 30, 2015Episode 116: Literally All Python
Our good friend Patrick Donnelly deputized for Clarence, who couldn't make it, at the Town Hall Brewery at Seven Corners. Among the topics:
The return of the Ron Davis era and the depression of the current Twins
I'd settle for two or three million
#TeflonJürgy
How can we possibly be excited for the Vikings season
The Great Baseball Road Trip, and more importantly, video games
#HireStu
(Seriously, on the last one. Our favorite co-host, Steve "Stu" Neuman, was laid off this week, and we would like you to hire him to work for you because a) we like him and b) we like you, and frankly, you're getting an effing deal out of this. Hiring Stu will be the best thing you ever did for your organization. Trust us. #HireStu.)
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1 hr 23 min
July 24, 2015Episode 115: Out of the Trunk Came a Goat
Call-in problems, accidental cut-outs and Stu recording from a submarine led to this almost not being published. If you are curious what we talk about when we've given up, this is it. Details:
Pigs In a Blanket should be the next trend (0-17min)
Why didn't our dads like hugs? (18min-38min)
Steroids/getting old (39min-45min)
How to be happy (45min-50min)
What's in that Civic (50min-52min)
Cabin preview & best guitar solos (52min-66min)
Back on the grind next week, friends.
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1 hr 5 min
July 16, 2015Episode 114: I'm Not Interested in Facts
Discussed on the latest Chud Sputney's Sports Bog:
Updated Twins season wins predictions
We mercilessly tease Jon about his delusional belief in the Twins
Gopher football season Vegas over/under reactions
Tailgating proposals but just a free taste of the milk -- if you want the full cow then you'll have to pay? Is that a saying?
At the 56 minute mark we bring it full circle and mercilessly tease Jon again, this time about being the local footie columnist
In summary, we are pessimistic and bad friends. Plenty of laughs at least. Thanks for listening.
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1 hr
July 09, 2015Episode 113: Being a Virgin Sounds Awesome
Old friend Josh and Cousin Brian join a live recording at Legends along with a host of off-mic podcast pals. Discussed:
The state of our #BuxChub
What to do with Aaron Hicks
Pants Down, LLC
Cousin Brian on being wooed by "The Bachelor" franchise
Cousin Brian on his Australian Rules Football career (Jon took his pants off during this segment)
Review of the Nelson concert. Repeat: NELSON CONCERT
A very important Vince Neil update
Plus our usual thousand jokes & asides. Had a blast, hope it comes through.
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1 hr 21 min
July 02, 2015Episode 112: Earn Yourself Some Pants
Hello and welcome to Sexual Dave and the Pervs. We rolled with a skeleton crew this week as Jon and Clarence were no-shows, so Stu and B went sports-light and covered:
Escrow accounts?
Ranking musical Crows
One-album wonders
Weekly pageboy haircuts
Super timely review of 80s comedians
4th of July plans (Nelson!)
The micro agony and macro joy of parenting
Bumming out on the England World Cup own goal
SANO!
Reluctantly supporting the Tyus pick
Have a great weekend, friends. Go America. Go us.
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1 hr 4 min

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The Sportive is a comedy podcast devoted to Minnesota sports and other wastes of time. Join us weekly as we drink the pain away. Weaknesses: audio quality and preparation. Strengths: creative swears…