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July 22, 2022 #331: Grandma's Poison Candy
Brandon is the only one with access to the editing and uploading site. All Brandon knows is at the tail end of a long day he received a text from Jon and Stu reporting they deposited an episode into the podcast hopper along with a suggested show title, and a request to upload for the world's delight. The contents and topics of said show? Your guess is as good as Brandon's, who is so befuddled by the news of an actual new episode that he is now speaking in third person. Pathetic. Do better, Brandon. (Please enjoy this very good episode of Minnesota dads talking about sports.)

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1 hr 23 min
April 16, 2022 #330: A Fathom of Salt
It's an ALL WOLVES podcast from Jon and B. We debate where the play-in game ranks in all-time Wolves wins (spoiler: real high), hoot n holler over the ref show, and preview the Memphis series.
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1 hr 12 min
April 08, 2022 #329: Paddack! At The Disco
Takes us a while to get on the rails but eventually we do a Twins season preview deep dive, including our famous Wins/Bros/Turds bit. We finish with a quick check-in on the Wolves and Wild and throw in 10 to 20 potshots at the Mankato hockey team just because.
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1 hr 14 min
March 23, 2022 #328: 10 Squirts of Polo Red
NEWCOMERS EDITION. We throw down our takes on Carlos Correa, Za'Darius Smith and Marc-Andre Fleury. The analogies were solid gold and NOT strained or forced. Bonus: Chicken accidentally doxxed himself at one point which forced the producer to learn how to add a posthumous bleep. Good times.
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1 hr 6 min
March 16, 2022#327: The Squeezin' Biz
Full cast for this one. Items:
Determining what we need from the Twins to stop us from a full rage
New-school egghead Vikings regime, same results
What happened to the Wild and how to right the ship
All hail the most stable franchise in town: The Timberwolves
Read that last bullet again, wtaf
No way we regret that opinion
90 seconds on the Loons
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1 hr 40 min
February 10, 2022#326: The Gravitational Pull of Balls
The whole gang's BACK. Topics:
Vikings new hire reactions, prediction on Kirk returning or not and Super Bowl rooting interests
Wild: how a dynasty was created
Wolves: the first 7 seed in league history to have a roster of 15 untouchable guys
Jon starts to tell us about his vacation and we cut him off after one sentence to piss and moan about winter for 20 minutes. You're on notice, winter.
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1 hr 21 min
January 13, 2022 #325: Chinos of Mystery
Jon, B and Stu deliver a eulogy for the Zimmer/Spielman era and embark on pre-reactions to potential new head coaches. We also check in on the Wolves before doing two separate segments on beef (one metaphorical and one literal).
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1 hr 11 min
January 06, 2022 #324: Josiah Flintabbatey Flonatin
Jon, Stu, and Chiken return after the death of a computer (RIP) to talk about the end of an era for the Vikings, the chances that Spielman / Zimmer / Cousins will return next year, the Winter Classic, and mayhem with the Wild's roster. Plus: luchador masks and Zoom calls?
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55 min
December 18, 2021 #323: Lining Up a Wall of Flesh
Jon and B record a special FRIDAY NIGHT show because we couldn't wait to discuss: (2:45) the state of the Wolves and an angry/confusing Andrew Wiggins rant, (35:40) a Vikings check-in, (49:00) quick hitter on the juggernaut Wild and (1:04:00) B breaks down an absolutely perplexing text from a neighbor.
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1 hr 14 min
December 01, 2021 #322: You No Longer Have a Friend in the Diamond Business
Jon and Brox go all in on the NBA. YOU’VE BEEN WARNED. We get sappy about our beloved Wolves, then give in-season bros & turds, offer a few medium-spice takes and end with predictions. And a special guest stops by which - believe us when we tell you - you do not want to miss.
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1 hr 13 min

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The Sportive is a comedy podcast devoted to Minnesota sports and other wastes of time. Join us weekly as we drink the pain away. Weaknesses: audio quality and preparation. Strengths: creative swears…