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October 12, 2021 #321: Go Rake Your Bullpens
Chicken Fingers back? Chicken Fingers back. Topics: (2:00) Vikes game recap plus a detailed Zimmer-Cousins “celebration” analysis, (31:00) an epic disaster by the Loons, and (44:00) Wolves bros and turds. Chicken picked actual rostered players this year, shocking us all.
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1 hr 8 min
October 07, 2021 #320: A Losing Thunk
The boys are back in town to cover: (1:45) the Vikings are…bad? Fine? Unclear. (25:30) A requiem for the Twins including the most heinous bros & turds results in this podcast’s 78-year history. We end with a little (43:00) Wolves and (58:00) Wild season preview.
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1 hr 12 min
August 13, 2021 #319: Jeff Reboulet Thinks Jurassic Park Really Happened
1:00 - Quick recap of what happened while we were gone
6:00 - Let's name some medalists
21:30 - Twins ughhh
52:00 - Kirk Cousins' Popemobile

At some point in there we also ranted about the Rubio trade, talked dogs, and broke the news of our exciting used car purchases.
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1 hr 18 min
June 10, 2021 #318: Textbooks From Florida
In order to reclaim our crowd as Podcast King of the Dads, we talked about humidity for five minutes to start this show.

After that, we just tried to avoid talking Twins as long as possible. This meant we talked about the Lynx, new women's soccer teams in Minnesota, and USA/Mexico until we finally had to start talking about Gerrit Cole's inability to answer questions. We also talked about the Wild's upcoming offseason, and spent a large chunk of time laughing about the situation the Packers are in, and then for some reason (read: Jon) we talked about Formula One.
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1 hr 7 min
May 20, 2021 #318: Night Terrors!
Jon, B and a riled-up Stu (1:30) break down the Wild’s first two playoff games, (30:15) pile on everyone else’s bellyaching about unwritten rules, and (41:00) deep-dive into the season of our beloved Fort Wayne Mad Ants. And a little Wolves.
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59 min
May 13, 2021 #316: It's After Bedtime and I Want Hard Drugs
Jon and B discuss: (2:00) Wild playoff scenarios and outlook, (24:05) we love the Wolves almost as much as we love being wrong, (38:30) we calmly lay out the case to not panic about the Twins yet, jk it is panic time, (47:30) a mini Loons season preview, (53:00) life and work and parenting in a vaccinated world. Jon went all-in on rants, just fyi. A tour de force of dad rants. We are witnessing a legend at the peak of his powers.
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1 hr 24 min
May 08, 2021 #315: It Works for the Ocean
Jon and Stu circle up for our monthly podcast, in which we sob about the Twins bullpen, get distracted by the Caps and Rangers instead of talking about the Wild, ignore the Vikings draft so we can talk about Aaron Rodgers, do a tight three minutes on the Wolves because Brandon's not around, complain about the Loons, and get on board with the Lynx being our Team of the Summer. Plus Jon complains for twenty minutes about children's television at the end.
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1 hr 19 min
April 15, 2021 #314: He Loves When They're Apt
Stu is at the bar! In a sign of what we hope are good things to come, our fully vaccinated co-host Stu went to the Bulldog in St. Paul and recorded an episode on the Sportive Hotline, while drinking Fireball and generally losing it. Brandon and Jon (not fully vaccinated, still at home) joined him to discuss the Twins' scuffles, the Loons' TV contract, and the possibility of A-Rod owning the Timberwolves. Plus we marveled at the sounds of Stu being around people, and Stu did a live play-by-play of forgetting how to exist in the world. Glorious! Glorious.
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1 hr 12 min
April 01, 2021 #314: A Really Good Shuffler
(1:00) Twins preview including best road trips and Bros & Turds, (53:00) Wild and Wolves check-in, (1:10:00) how do us vax dads start doing normal things again without having panic attacks?
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1 hr 31 min
March 18, 2021 #312: Look At All These Sons!
ITEMS: (6:00) Pat Peterson signing, (17:15) How’s Hockey Rubio doing?, (25:15) Extremely way too much hoops talk wtf, (52:00) baseball fixes, a new segment called Fashionable Dad Life, best Finnish bands of all time, and so on and so forth.
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1 hr 13 min

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The Sportive is a comedy podcast devoted to Minnesota sports and other wastes of time. Join us weekly as we drink the pain away. Weaknesses: audio quality and preparation. Strengths: creative swears…