In this episode of "Hawk Droppings," Hawk spends a solid 40 minutes alternating between legal analysis and existential despair over the Supreme Court's latest decision on presidential immunity. Apparently, the justices have decided that presidents can use the Department of Justice as their personal Revenge-O-Matic 3000, as long as they pinky swear it's for "official business." Hawk, clearly thrilled by this development, compares reading Chief Justice John Roberts' opinions to slogging through a swamp of legalese molasses.

As if that weren't enough fun, Hawk treats us to a delightful tour of his emotional rollercoaster ride through social media. Picture a theme park where every ride is either "Outrage Mountain" or "Misinformation Log Flume." Our intrepid host, in a moment of satirical brilliance, decides to troll Trump supporters by claiming Joe Biden now has immunity to appoint Hunter as Attorney General. Spoiler alert: the MAGA crowd didn't quite catch the joke.

Finally, just when you think Hawk might spontaneously combust from sheer frustration, he pulls a feel-good rabbit out of his hat. Turns out, selling Pride merch for a good cause is the antidote to Supreme Court-induced depression. Who knew? Hawk wraps up by thanking his listeners for buying hoodies and essentially being his long-distance therapists. Remember folks, nothing cures democracy blues quite like a good ol' fashioned fundraiser for an amazing non-profit (kycohio.org) SUPPORT & CONNECT WITH HAWK

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