Did you know how Bob and Mary met? Well you're about to learn. You're also going to learn about The Dutch Giant. He's not related to the story, we're just fascinated how someone can get so big without getting trapped in rooms with small doors.

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Youtube is an endless font of entertainment. It's also a portal straight to Satan's subconscious, so watch your step. Maybe keep the kids away until they've completed some basic demonology training. Until then, you can take them to Costco. That's also an endless font of entertainment. At least for some people, anyway.

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Tomorrow at 8 AM, you'll get to hear Tom dominate the Initials Game. How hard could it be, right? It's just letters. We know those. We also know how to annoy the politically-minded. But we'll try not to do that too much.

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Old people shouldn't be allowed to vote. Hey, don't get mad at me, get mad at Tom. He's the one who said it. They also probably shouldn't have been allowed to make TV shows, based on some of the things you hear coming from actors in the 50s. Of course, now we have vegan cults and mediocre music, so the truth is, nothing is ever as good as you remember.

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Remember being a kid? Every Saturday morning you'd wake up early so you could watch your weekly allotment of kid's shows. Then it was back to the coal mines for another week. We miss that. The TV, not the mining coal. Although if we had some coal to burn at least it would be somewhat warm.

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The SNL 50th anniversary happened, and just like the rest of the show, people are of mixed opinion. This is also true for Landman, so maybe it's just another symptom of our divided nation. Everyone can agree that Paddington in Peru was good though. Everyone except Fawn.

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Brent is known for his deadpan delivery. What he is not known for is his knowledge of sports. Sound familiar? That's right, this episode is the origin of the world famous Brent and Andy Sports Show. It may have only lasted approximately one minute, but its influence will be felt for generations.

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It's the 50th anniversary of Saturday Night Live, which means it's been approximately 50 years since any of us watched it. Still, we'll always cherish the memories. We'll also cherish the memories of SCTV, In Living Color, and other things that aren't SNL but also basically are. But you know what Tim likes the most? Kids getting proper upbringings. There's not enough of that going around any more either.

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You've heard him on WCCO. You've seen him on the other WCCO. In this case "you" refers to Minnesotans, so if you're not one of those, please disregard this message. But please don't disregard his words of wisdom, nor his admiration of Tom. That last one is very important to us.

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Have you heard about King Boreas and his enemy, Vulcanus Rex? How about the Queen of Snows? No, it's not a religion. Not yet, anyway. It's the Saint Paul Winter Carnival, and Jimmy is trying to convince Tom to be part of it. Jimmy can't do it himself because he's got a daughter in dance. If you also have or had a daughter in dance, you know exactly what I'm talking about.

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