The Upshot

Milan, 1986. Italian billionaire Silvio Berlusconi lands on the San Siro pitch in a helicopter blasting Ride of the Valkyries.

He leads AC Milan to two decades of glory, but behind the suntan and scudettos lurks an empire of sleaze.

Silvio scrapped with Liverpool fans, lured the EU president to a sex party and branded the German chancellor an “unfuckable lardarse”.

And he was still elected Prime Minister three times.

From mafia henchmen to bunga bunga sex parties, welcome to the seedy world of Silvio Berlusconi…

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Ogling Danish PM at an EU summit: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1668280950852145152 

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Plus: Pierluigi Collina strips his fellow refs naked, the man with a Man United crest tattooed on his forehead, and is Tom Daly a bastard?

Links from the pod:

Fergie and Kenny Dalglish sharing a bag of chocolate buttons: https://x.com/SkySportsPL/status/1979949849542828491 

Man Utd fan tattoo: https://share.google/images/yLW19WTsvKd1mGNZA 

Pep with autograph hunters: https://x.com/City_Chief/status/1878532555911115241 

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These days, Wrexham Football Club is a saccharine Disney+ fairytale starring white toothed Hollywood megastars.

But there was a time when the club’s biggest hero was a champagne swigging convict with a thirst for beauty queens and fake bank notes.

His name was Mickey Thomas.

From seshes with George Michael to screwdrivers up the aris, this is the story of the Welsh George Best…

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Screamer free kick: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPyoWu0CHAg 

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Plus: the Argentine fan who turned up to his own funeral

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Links from the pod:

Infantino at peace summit: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DPww9n1jdRj/ 

Irish Cape Verde star: https://x.com/BBCMOTD/status/1978036280392098003 

Joe Willock runs out of petrol: https://x.com/Allansoldfriend/status/1975197101702488256

Makmudov sledgehammer training: https://x.com/IFLTV/status/1656021871316410403

Listen to our live special recorded from Watson’s General Telegraph pub…

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Buckle in for part two, as Ali hangs out with Sadam Hussein, begins a four way marriage, and knocks down a coked up Marvin Gaye.

Links from the pod:

Press conference before Joe Frazier fight: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1pZPCLz-k4 

Speech before Rumble in the Jungle: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DDxRvuZSpM3/?hl=en-gb 

Pic of Bob Arun: https://share.google/images/8WiLs9DXniRQNmCU4 

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Plus: your chance to eat dinner with the mum of the second best player in the world

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Links from the pod:

Jamie Redknapp’s apology: https://x.com/Lord_Sugar/status/1974227330068590899 

Claude Littner’s most savage moment: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g14HC6NagRs 

Eat dinner with lamine yamal’s mum: https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/christmas-sports-dinner-gala-party-with-lamine-yamals-mother-sheila-ebana-tickets-1732517248729

Bin Laden’s son: https://www.reddit.com/r/UtterlyInteresting/comments/17y6lz8/osama_bin_ladens_son_has_grown_into_a_gothmetal/

Russell Martin smuggled out of the stadium: https://x.com/SkyFootball/status/1974891306590613921 

Malcom Allison’s seedy bath: https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhWNRsAqulN7zOHLEcGuhnQwnXXQ5WtSKETRL4UmrbnaO8zXxulxoGEuevyYor-V8hbhJgutxd3hjvvVdUl4JDGHdUW4maR5n_1eTep15DfeuriUlX6Vsg2mrGJQyosSNr9AWwU-w/s1600/Malcolm+and+Fiona.jpg

Shaq djing: https://x.com/ALLANJULIE73742/status/1972650162217738397/video/1

Caroline Conolly kick ups: https://www.instagram.com/p/DPcQBR5DX7U/

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New York City, 1970.

FBI agents listen in as a naked Muhammad Ali is chased round a seedy motel room by his knife-wielding wife.

She’s just caught him in bed with another woman.

In just three hours, 300m people will watch him take on Joe Frazier in The Fight of the Century.

Welcome to the crazy world of Muhammad Ali.

He was held at gunpoint by Idi Amin, got sentenced to five years in jail, and still won the heavyweight title three times.

This is his story…

Links from the pod: 

Float like a butterfly speech: ​​https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXzQqqn-rVc

Sonny Liston shoots at him: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtKKG1xas8I&t=22s

Beatles photo: https://www.rollingstone.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/rs-243520-ali-beatles.jpg

Crowned heavyweight champion: https://www.youtube.com/watch?si=JC-L76VZ3A4smd4r&t=1749&v=Bj8nFl-u_MY&feature=youtu.be

The phantom punch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFA3DFFavwk&ab_channel=berkangirgin

Speech about refusing the draft: https://youtu.be/vd9aIamXjQI?si=PZS9l_a40mO69NRM&t=50

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On the pod today: Neymar hooked on shisha and an Arsenal star falls victim to a cruel 48 hour prank.

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Links from the pod:

Michael van Gerwen’s scrap: https://x.com/rallyjef3/status/1972215606708699329 

Kazakh traditional version of the Champions League song: https://www.instagram.com/p/DPKN0CTDGmn/ 

Monty Panesar on mastermind: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNeEQZn7eIk 

And Monty quizzing the public: https://youtu.be/OFrt3zw21T0?si=j3dt37GGi88AoOwR&t=277 

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Buckle in for part 2 of our Ryder Cup of wrong’uns, with sordid sagas starring the likes of Seve Ballesteros, Sir Nick Faldo and John Daly, the king of hooters. 

Plus a golfer who killed five men, and inside the secret parties where escorts are stationed on each green….

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On the pod today: Gabby Logan subjects her son to sex chat and Jamie Vardy’s foul-mouthed Italian lessons

Links from the pod:

United Strand attacked by psycho: https://www.instagram.com/p/DO3LeutDOm9 

Ange Postocoglou’s translator sent off: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/m7a6zl/the_interpreter_for_yokohama_f_marinos_manager/ 

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