The Valleycast

We're back with Joe, Steve, and Elliott and they are more on fire than the planet Andor (I didn't pay attention to the show). In this episode, we talk Boogie Nights! Andor! And Steve makes irrationally problematic statements regarding the practice of reading which are solely his opinion and do not reflect the opinions or beliefs of the Valleyfolk.

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Come see Elliott do standup (tomorrow, Irvine!) and hear his wife talk about cancer! https://linktr.ee/GraceHelbig?fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAac8KNmPu2N9Ou3ObtyeD9LfW7Ec-dhO7c_YxPjKLQ6H-lqMXcOl5GFsk2H_Jw_aem_wZC633BxAtvcwHAXR0SrnQ

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And come hang out with Elliott in Scotland this August. Please?

After what felt like WEEKS apart, Joe, Elliott, and Steve reunite to squawk and squeal about cringe memes, dumb people, cover subreddit trolling, and everything in between! It's a fun one, and you're NOT gonna wanna miss it!

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We DO live in a simulation, obviously.

With Easter and For Twinny behind us, Steve takes over with another livestream, this time with guest/pal/handsome devil RYAN FARROKI! Enjoy as Steve talks to YOU about... him? No, Ryan keeps him on track. Right, Ryan?

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RYAN!

We got our schedules mixed up, so here's last week's episode NOW?! Fortunately, it's more evergreen than the scent of your laundry detergent, because this week is all about CHORES. That's right. We're grown-ups and we still hate chores. Do you? Which ones do you like? None? Correct!

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Swiffer Wetjet lovers rise up

From Quiplash to Minecraft, this week Steve Zaragoza goes LIVE to play games, talk movies, and entertain one and all. Did we forget to send Steve the audio files of the podcast Joe and I did? If by "we," you mean Joe Bereta, then yes, we forgot to send the audio files of the podcast Joe and I did. Is this better? Yes. Maybe. Depends on whether you're a fan of a so-called "Minecraft" movie.

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Did he talk about why it's "a" minecraft movie and not "the" minecraft movie? Anyway.

What are your thoughts on the upcoming Legend of Zelda film? Who should play Zelda, and who should play the princess? Kidding, of course. Zelda's the bad guy, everyone knows that. Enjoy the Valleycast, folks!

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I hope it good personally but who know anymore

It's that time of the year when we lower Steve into a pig trough, talk Severance, and discuss a random viral video literally MOMENTS before it expires. This is the problem with talking about memes on a podcast that goes up days later. Even if we wake up at 4:23, dive into a pool, drown our faces in ice water, and then finish working out by 4:25, we've already missed the meme's window of relevance. Whatever. What's new. Drink your water and keep up the hustle.

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The only reason people do that crap is so other people can see them do it. We desire the desire of the other, particularly the Big Other. Why don't you stop waking up early and "grinding" and instead pick up some Lacan or Gebser or Jung and try "reading." Or not, whatever, what do I know. These influencers are fit as heck. That dude from that video could snap me like a soggy twig, so whom am I to spit out thinly veiled jealousy in the form of intellectual dazzling? That said, I may be operating alongside a strand of jealousy but that strand does not cancel out the patchwork quilt of dorkiness that subsumes these consumerist, capitalist losers into a malaise of never-ending performance, these marionette dolls for corporations and icons for the dim-witted. No one reads these diatribes, anyway. I could say anything I want down here. The description of these podcasts is my oyster. And I am a pearl. Pearl Buck. The Good Earth. Full circle. May we all walk each other home.

With Steve out, it's Joelliott time. That means we're talking things that annoy us, like that trend where people just stare at a video they're watching and nod, or empathy. Potato potahto, right?!

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The opinions expressed in this podcast are probably not even the hosts' but rather amalgamations cobbled together through associations presented through an algorithm designed to give the illusion of digital free will.