The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

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The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe episodes

January 15, 2024 Bonus EP - Keep Reinventing
In today's bonus episode, Gastor is joined by the homie Ariel Leaty and they discuss California making it illegal to ask about cannabis use in a job interview, a New York Yankee legend playing with the Philharmonic and and teenager beats Tetris!

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And her podcast The Fraudsters w/ Justin Williams and Seena Ghaznavi

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27 min
January 11, 2024 Ep. 168 - Shout Out to New Jersey
In today's episode, Gastor is joined by the homie Ariel Leaty of the Fraudsters Podcast, and they discuss Spirit putting a child on the wrong plane, Mickey Mouse becomes public domain and one of the oddest world records ever attempted.
Get better soon Sha!
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Check out Ariel Leaty!
Twitter: @arielleaty
Instagram: @arielleaty
And her podcast The Fraudsters w/ Justin Williams and Seena Ghaznavi

Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

49 min
January 08, 2024 Bonus EP - Middle-management dreams
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about new IRS tax breaks for 2024, rising stamp prices and people sneaking onto international flights.

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33 min
January 04, 2024 Ep. 167 - New Year, New Ankle
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Shalewa's recent ankle injury, multitasking reindeer, and children flying to the wrong city on Spirit Airlines.
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1 hr
December 28, 2023 Ep. 166 - Otters in my slacks
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about smuggling otters on a plane, and the most searched terms on Google.
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56 min
December 21, 2023 Ep. 165 - Mile High Hurdle
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Trump's hurdle in Colorado, Blossom fired from Jeopardy, and the post-shutdown drop in the population of New York City.
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50 min
December 18, 2023 Bonus EP - The Next Adam Driver project
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about shooting yourself in an MRI machine, and the unexpected heir to a portion of the LVHM fortune.

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34 min
December 15, 2023 Ep. 164 - Liquid Death
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the Lemonade controversy at Panera Bread, stealing millions from an NFL team, and the MTA's latest efforts to curb fare evasion.

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50 min
December 11, 2023 Bonus EP - Love Language
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Oxford's 2023 word of the year, and millennials feeling abandoned by their baby-boomer parents.

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46 min
December 07, 2023 Ep. 163 - Lost In Translation
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Taylor Swift being named Time's Person of the year, Penguins taking a ton of naps, and the book translation that snitched on the Royals.

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55 min

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The War Report w/ G-N-S is comedy a podcast about the news that matters; but also the news that doesn't. We cover Joe Biden and Joe Budden with equal energy and professionalism. The best news and pop…