The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

By Gastor Almonte and Shalewa SharpeComedy

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe episodes

August 21, 2023 Bonus EP - Inner Tom
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Erykah Badu releasing the best merch, the Brazilian-rats market, and the loudest burp on record.

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51 min
August 17, 2023 Ep. 147 - Under Construction
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Michael Oher deserving the entire bag, how trustworthy are mushrooms and the truth behind Tank the Bear.

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1 hr 12 min
August 14, 2023 Bonus EP - End of Days
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Netflix seeking to hire an AI product manager, the knock-off In-N-Out in Mexico, and a woman is attacked on her lawn by a snake and a hawk - at the same time!

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48 min
August 10, 2023 Ep. 146 - Folding Chair Army
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a moment in history that just took place in Alabama.

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Ticket's to Shalewa's "Don't Reach In the Bag"
https://www.brooklyncc.com/show-schedule/dontreachinthebag7-30

1 hr 13 min
August 07, 2023 Bonus EP - Costco Living
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about plans to build the biggest Costco ever, tick spit causing a red meat allergy, and Sha and Gastor turning a new leaf and launching new projects.

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Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

41 min
August 03, 2023 Ep. 145 - Passive Aggressive Partner
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a family business built on recycling, a racist baseball team logo, and why Bed, Bath & Beyond wont die.

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Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

Ticket's to Shalewa's "Don't Reach In the Bag"
https://www.brooklyncc.com/show-schedule/dontreachinthebag7-30

1 hr 13 min
July 31, 2023 Bonus EP - Hot Dragon Balls
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a lady suing over overly spicy Dragon Balls, and Gastor has a new sports experience.

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Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

42 min
July 27, 2023 Ep. 144 - Solo QT
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about wild boars pretending to be lions, rigged elections in Cambodia, and Shalewa's plan for her week in an empty apartment.

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Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

Ticket's to Shalewa's "Don't Reach In the Bag"
https://www.brooklyncc.com/show-schedule/dontreachinthebag7-30

1 hr 8 min
July 24, 2023 Bonus EP - Be Present
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about an ex employee who was fired for incompetence, but later found out his previous employer was still using thousands of files they created.

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Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

47 min
July 20, 2023 Ep. 143 - White & Gold
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the husband behind the White & Gold vs. Blue & Black dress being accused of attempted murder, Harvard ethics professors having papers retracted for dishonesty, and McDonald's making snack related mistakes.

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Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

1 hr 5 min

About The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

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The War Report w/ G-N-S is comedy a podcast about the news that matters; but also the news that doesn't. We cover Joe Biden and Joe Budden with equal energy and professionalism. The best news and pop…