The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about James Earl Jones retirement from Star Wars, Nyquil Chicken not really trending, and the sandwich deli empire that wasn't. 

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Gastor getting bullied by rats, men getting their legs lengthened, and what items were confiscated by British police from the people in line to see the Queen.

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Mark Zuckerberg losing money, Brett Favre getting government money to build his daughter a park, and Wegmans ending Scan and Go app for obvious reasons.

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the new King! Plus a few other things, but mostly it's Shalewa teaching Gastor about how the monarchy works.

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about being in the zone, a DoorDash driver snacking on your meal, and Jimmy Kimmel committing to the bit.

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about new swimming caps approved for black hair, the sale of real "pearl necklaces," and a North Carolina School accidently/on purpose baptized 100 kids. *Ed. - Gastor was so thrown off by this story, that he accidently shared this as part of the previous episode description.*

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Wally the Gator crushing a local best-pet contest, a North Carolina School secretly baptising 100 students, and the Mcdonald's merch collab you never expected.

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about DaBaby over estimating his fanbase, scientist trying to resurrect the tasmanian tiger, and Goldman Sachs losing an entire division of young workers. 

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about guns being shipped to a high school, cocaine shipments being hidden in the baby wipes, and Ben&Jerry doing the right thing by cocoa. 

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Capital Records signing and dropping a digital rapper, a Silicon Valley Startup that promises to make everyone's voice sound "white," and horny Bisons trying to get some at your local National Park. 

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