The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

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The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe episodes

September 02, 2021 Ep. 048 - Deep in Thought
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa explore the feeling of lack of control, then talk about Texas 6 week abortion ban, ESPN being tricked by a local high school, and Jake Paul retiring from boxing.

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1 hr 5 min
August 30, 2021 Bonus Ep - No McDonalds Milkshakes but plenty of Liquid Death
In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor talk about the UK running out of McDonalds' Milkshakes, Tesla building robots, and Andrew Cuomo getting stripped of his Emmy. Also Tickets to Shalewa's Show "Don't Reach In My Bag" available in the Link below:
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47 min
August 26, 2021 Ep. 047 - Holla at a Chimp
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Tiffany's collaboration with Jay-Z and Beyonce, Hawaii asking people not to visit, and the love between a person and a chimp.

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54 min
August 23, 2021 Bonus Ep - Prestige Podcasting
In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor talk about prestige television, MLB's next "Field of Dreams" game, and the government probe into Tesla's self driving cars getting into accidents.

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30 min
August 19, 2021 Ep. 046 - 4 Celebrations a Year
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Tim Tebow getting cut, New Zealand going back on lock-down, and Gastor rolls out plans for his religion.

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56 min
August 16, 2021 Bonus Ep - Butter Popcorn and Bitcoin
In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor overcome tech issues to talk about Obama giving away face mask at his party, buying movie tickets with Bitcoin, and Linda Fairstein suing Netflix because they showed everyone she was a terrible person.

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50 min
August 12, 2021 Ep. 045 - Return of the Silky Jumbo
In today's episode, Gastor welcomes Shalewa back from LA! They talk about some things but honestly, Gastor is too excited to type them out right now because he's happy his homie is back!

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55 min
August 09, 2021 Bonus Ep - The Pride of Yonkers w/ Ishmael Gaynor
In today's bonus episode, with Shalewa on set, Gastor is joined by our homie Ishmael Gaynor. Together they discuss DaBaby getting kicked off every festival, Obama canceling his birthday plans, and an amazing thief who used mouse traps as his secret weapon

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@FUNNYGUYISH on Twitter and Instagram
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57 min
August 05, 2021 Ep. 044 - Bag Secured w/ Ariel Leaty
In today's episode, with Shalewa out in LA, Gastor is joined by our homie Ariel Leaty. Together they discuss the Lox Verzuz Dipset, the Australian Olympic team turning up on an airplane, and Scarlett suing Disney.

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@Arielleaty on Twitter and Instagram

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55 min
August 02, 2021 Bonus Ep - That's not a System w/ Ayanna Dookie
In today's bonus episode, with Shalewa on set, Gastor is joined by our homie Ayanna Dookie. Together they discuss the end of children's show Arthur. Kelly Clackson paying way too much in spousal support, and weird bathing systems of the rich.

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@ADookie on Twitter and Instagram
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29 min

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The War Report w/ G-N-S is comedy a podcast about the news that matters; but also the news that doesn't. We cover Joe Biden and Joe Budden with equal energy and professionalism. The best news and pop…