The Wednesday Audio

It is Wednesday once again.

Yes.

Welcome.

In this week’s episode:

* I try a more professional opening after watching some YouTube videos

* I actually have sympathy listener missives and try to be thankful

* I have the most ins*ghtful thing James Clear has ever said and I try to be impressed

Enjoy?

P.S. Your feedback is always appreciated. It is highly likely it will be featured in the next episode. I insincerely apologise.

Hello?

Hello?

Are you still there?

I think Carlos might have messed up my audience.

First I asked Carlos to help me increase listeners. He told me to ask for reviews. Then I asked him for more tips, and he told me to be happier so I started telling jokes. THEN I asked him to help me develop an engaged audience and I think he’s messed everything right up.

Is this still working? Let’s show Carlos who’s the real boss around here.

Pop me a message. Let me know.

Hullo.

It is Wednesday. That means I reach my hand outside of the prison bars I have put around myself to deliver you another piece of v*lue packed full of c*ntent ready for your perusal.

This week:

* I discover I say ‘hello’ weird

* I discover this podcast is weird

* I discover you’re weird for listening

* I discover that our podcast rankings are dropping

* I discover that by saying ‘our’, you are partially responsible

* We solve The Switzerland Debacle

* We find another Jear Claims

* We enter into The Actual C*ntent

* We survive another Wednesday

* You go to bed

* I go to bed

* We part ways for another 7 days

Enjoy?

Bye bye

P.S. I refer to this episode as the 21st episode. It is not. It is the 24st.

P.P.S. The episodes are slowly getting longer. I will never apologise for this.

P.P.S.S. I missed out half of the listener missives this week. I’m sorry. I’ll try to be better.

PPPSS. The Jear Claims bit is good this week. You’ll enjoy it.

PPPSSS. The internal monologue I have with myself is quite funny time. You’ll love a bit of that.

PPPPSSS(?). Go listen to The Wednesday Audio.

Bye bye.

I went out tonight to enjoy a lovely movie. I had a lovely night out, lovely company. Even had a meal. It wasn’t lovely, it was TGI Fridays and it was actually quite lacklustre, especially seeing as though they didn’t bring over any cutlery and I had to eat my starter with my hands and then the cutlery they did bring was comically large especially the knives, but I had a lovely evening.

Then I come home and I have people moaning at me that I haven’t done the Wednesday Audio. Messaging me on Discord. “Where is The Wednesday Audio?” the masses asked.

It’s here, I bellowed.

It’s here.

You have been rewarded for your loyalty.

Now leave me alone for another week.

Welcome to another edition of my podcast that is exclusively about Wednesdays, recorded on a Wednesday and driving for a better Wednesday for all except me.

This week:

* I decide to talk about c*ntent

* I speak to you

* I pretend to value your input

* Graeme says my name wrong

* I throw some words in the Banned Words Bin

* I read out some tweets I love (?)

* I talk about Wednesdays

* I get bored of writing these bullet points

* I forget where I am in the episode

* I realise I still need to eat some food

* I realise that nobody even reads these bullet points

* I realise that nobody even listens to the podcast

* I realise for some reason I decide to carry on

* I realise I am realising I’m realising I’m writing a list

* I stop

Until next week, enjoy your Wednesday.

Bye bye.

First of all, apologies. I’ll get back to writing stuff soon. I’m enjoying making these stupid podcasts at the minute.

In this week’s episode:

* V*alue

* Lots of c*ntent

* I tell Mike how he can listen to more of my podcasts

* I read out reviews

* I read out your comments

* I read out Carlos’ reply

* I give you an update on podcast positions

* I talk about the Value Trap

Thank you.

Bye bye.

P.S. Amazingly,

my podcast is now available to listen elsewhere. See Pod Link to signup with your favourite app.

In this week’s episode:

* Carlos tells me I must ask for more reviews

* I ask for more reviews

* I keep asking for reviews

* Have you thought about reviewing?

* I say some stuff about content voice

Enjoy.

Bye bye.

The Wednesday Audio is back in its exclusive Wednesday spot, where I only talk about Wednesdays, on a Wednesday, exclusively on a Wednesday. Last week was a temporary shift-change required because I wasn’t going to be at my computer and I wasn’t going to change my entire schedule just so you could get a genuine Wednesday Audio experience.

Anyway.

In this week’s episode:

* I have recorded on a Wednesday this time

* I go through your comments

* Graeme asks me to keep something out of the banned words bin

* I talk about something not serious

* I look in James Clear’s dusty cupboards

* I talk about something semi-serious

Enjoy.

Bye bye.

First of all I apologise for my transgressions. This episode was recorded on a Tuesday. I have falsified the records. I have faked the podcast. The curtain has been drawn back only to reveal an empty open bird cage. Your bird escaped. You are sad. Tim probably hit it in the last episode.

Anyway.

In this week’s episode:

* I hit the gong

* I record on a Tuesday instead of a Wednesday

* I talk about Clames Jear

* I read out your silly comments

* I read out my silly comments

* I accidentally rant about Clames Jear again

* It goes on too long

* It’s actually all about staying on a bus

Bye bye.