The Wednesday Audio

This episode is brought to you by Kelly’s Corned Beef, Duntdoors, Handless, Duntfitadoororandle, Toby’s Empty Spotify Sack, and Skippy The Ad Skipping Skippy Kangeroo (copyright pending).

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I’m absolutely thrilled to bring some new (and old) features back to the pudcast for 2023. I’ve managed to, for the first time in recorded and recording history, secure James Clear’s Brother to appear on a podcast.

I’ve found Toby hanging around behind the bins again, and invited him back in to record his Titular Tips. Even he’s in a reflective mood, providing some much-needed tinned meat advice for the tougher times ahead.

And then, finally, I can’t forget to mention the superior production quality to be found in The Actual C*ntent. I put my heart and soul into this, and I hope you appr*ciate the continued v*lue I bring to the format of the non-podcast.

Before you leave: heed this warning.

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So we’re in that uncomfortable time of year where nothing happens. Christmas is over, but it isn’t 2023.

We are left with strange questions about our understanding of life:

* Is it still Christmas?

* Can I still wear a Christmas jumper?

* Is it still OK to watch Die Hard?

The answers are:

* No

* No

* No

You may also be asking a fourth question:

* Will The Wednesday Audio be released today?

To which, of course, the answer is:

* No. But you can have these adverts from last week.

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So that’s it. It’s the end of the year. We’ve made it here once again. 2022 is nearly over. I’ve finished work for the year. All that’s left for me to do is record The Wednesday Audio and then loll. Loll, yeah. Not LOL. Not laugh out loud. That collection of letters is a tragedy of modern society.

But loll: To move, stand, or recline in an indolent or relaxed manner.

Lolling. Yeah. Have a loll and LOL and listen to this pudcast.

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I provide you with the Adberts edited into a single episode so you don’t have to hunt for them.

Don’t say I don’t treat you right.

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I hesitate to inform you that another week has limped on. You and I are now both 7 days closer to death than we were, well, 7 days ago. And to top off that news, Ian forgot to send me a pub quiz question. So there’s no reason to listen this week. At all.

As you were.

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So there’s this podcast. It’s been going for quite a while, but nobody really listens to it. It’s fabled that nobody ever really listened to it, but he continues to make it. The interesting question is: why?

What drives this maverick podcaster to continue to create a podcast that nobody listens to? Some say it started as a joke. Some others say, a bet. A few others say, a promise. An obligation.

What does this person say? The person who wrote this says it’s none of those things. The person who wrote this doesn’t exist. A person didn’t write this.

It was that bloody pesky AI again. I’m going to kill that Artificial Intellgience.

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This episode is going to get me banned from Substack and Apple Podcasts and Spotify. Enjoy it while you can.

It’s part of an idea of what I’ll be doing for paid subscribers on a regular basis. So pay me now to hear more. I can’t keep these public because I’ll get the copyright trolls on me and I’ll get banned from the world.

In fact, I’m taking a real risk posting this right here. A real risk. I hope you appreciate the risks I’m taking here to deliver you such an episode. I can’t say too much more. You’ll just have to listen to it.

Here’s the Spotify playlist for this episode.

If you want to hear more sets like this: pay me money.

No, seriously. I’ll never do a public one again. You’ll probably want to pay me. I’m going underground.

And if you’re not bothered, and this type of thing is not your cup of tea (I know, it’s controversial this episode), just subscribe to the free tier. I won’t hold it against you. At least, not to your face.

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This intro was written by my highly advanced Artificial Intellgience software that Carlos told me about

so yeah ...i decided to say something here...i wanted to be able to promote my blogs...so i decided i would write something...these blogs are for not only myself, but for my family and friends as well...so i wrote this for anybody who is curious about me, my writing style, or just my ramblings...

so here we go..i am sixteen...a freshman in high school...i have been blogging since 2005...i read some of the blogs that are featured on the site and i am inspired to tell my story..my story much like all of the bloggers on this site...i have interviewed other bloggers and by posting my stories on here i am hoping to inspire other youth like me...obama once said, "we are a nation of readers" i agree...so tell your stories...i appreciate it!

so here i am...you know me…

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Nobody seems to have noticed that I didn’t release an episode yesterday. I don’t know how that makes me feel. It did make this episode somewhat melancholic in tone though.

I hope you don’t enjoy it.

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