There Will Be Crossbows

The theme is "Heart", and it's all about love, loss, blood, and guts, or some combination of those four things. James and John discuss the darker side of Captain Planet, survive an audition room from hell, and review various anatomical stuffed toys from Amazon. Featuring special guest Charlotte Elfenbaum.

James and John get metaphorical as they tackle the meaning of life, send mechs into battle, and give a meaningful tribute to a particular deep-sea creature. Featuring special guest Lauren Oxner.

You're an innocent bystander for this week's MURDER of comedy -- wait, no, that makes it sound like it's not funny. Ah well, too late now, I already typed it. Okay, the theme is "witness" and you're gonna want to tune in for an intense session of Crossbow Court, two Amazon product reviews that spiral out of control, and a song about aliens and contractual obligations. WITNESS OUR BRILLIANCE. Ooh, that's good. Should have lead with that one.

This week on TWBC, John and James unpack the theme "Wedding" with a slew of marital-themed scenes, a revelatory interview with an "actual" wedding planner, and a song which tackles the question we've all been thinking: why can't I marry my dog? Say yes to this episode! 

John and James go back in time for the episode theme "Medieval". We review the latest suit of armor, send a king to the executioner, and defend our castle from Matt Besser. Brought to you by our totally real sponsors, Winnifred's Bewitching Elixers and M'Lady's Garters.

Crossbows is back after 6 years off the airwaves - John and James reunite to reboot their long-distance improvised podcast.