If we have learned anything in this life of Truth or Consequences, it’s that even the most Careless Whisper is getting recorded on some distant (or not so distant) star in space - or in a memory file - or deep in a subconscious junk mail box clogging up a chakra that’s basically going to show itself in every day life. 

So that’s fun, right? And that’s not to say we should all be paranoid that everything we say and do is going to have some sort of effect - even though it will - spoiler - but - if anything - we can be reminded as to how powerful we actually are as creative beings. 

We do matter - in all of our thoughts and actions and words and things done and undone. It matters. So what does everyone want to have a bigger experience of? Do we want to lift off from a terrain of love and joy and creativity or squishy fearful victim-y reactions? And are we willing to take responsibility for the actual experience we’re having? Are we willing to make the necessary changes in our thoughts and actions if we’re not loving said experience?  It’s a Sag New Moon! Dream big! Go for the wild unknown! Draw those fiery arrows and aim for the Sun!  

And don’t be afraid to travel intercontinentally (big Sag vibes there) to wipe your brain (and any other body parts) of the muck and grime that’s clogging those chakras, holding you back from the brilliant and wildly optimistic visions Jupiter wants you to GET. Really really really. Jupiter wants it wicked bad for you. (Someone’s from Boston.)

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“You are not required to enter the neurotic patterns of anybody…including your own” Guru Jagat (we would add content, election coverage, fiction, non fiction, propaganda, social media…)

“We are born to create, so when we create we are happy, and then we treat each other better. That in and of itself is revolutionary.” Guru Jagat

“Don’t look around for the leader in your life - it is you.” Guru Jagat

“Compassion is being able to be in multiple perspectives simultaneously.” Guru Jagat

“Countless are the morons…but remember the 6th Aquarian Sutra: The other moron is you.” This Aquarian Life

Anyway we both have trans Atlantic flights to catch for some Pluto ingress into Aquarius shenanigans. Big ole Full Moon in Taurus en route replete with opportunity for manifestation and prosperity and flow so everyone have fun out there and make some good stuff we can all play at.

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Hello and good day from our “interstitial” episode - not directly related to the TMZ feature that actually ISN’T showing up on anyone’s “HBO recommends” watchlists - and we do still have things to say about hashtag Guru Jagat and hashtag cult life…Hashtag whatever gets us more attention and ratings! (Hashtag “I was the cafeteria worker for a cult” Hashtag “I was ogled by a politician” Hashtag whatever sells.)

But seriously (and what could be more serious) than talking about that stern teacher Saturn and what we might expect when it finally goes direct in Pisces…Pisces that vague foggy rather groggy dreamscape…so if our conversation meanders a little we’re just trying to keep things on brand…a little musey, a little dreamy. A little “we know, we know, you want to hear about Andrea’s reading with the crystal skulls…” It’s all here, folks, and we agree “inquiring minds wants to know!” Your intuition is spot on.

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The veil is thin and so are the storylines as we meet on All Hallows Eve to discuss the second installment of fan fiction and literal magazine television. Origin stories, imposter syndrome, sexdrugsandrocknroll, folk wisdom, sound bites, and a guided meditation made to look really, really weird and sinister with red lighting and dramatizations of women in white veils shrieking up at the sky. We get it - most of this is for entertainment purposes only, and maybe speculative history sells (?) 

Thus from the pages of another origin story (accompanied by Burberry and Ralph Lauren ads) springs a Greek Chorus offering an interesting narrative of someone we used to know. We’re still trying to figure out the actual story they are trying to tell here ourselves (yoga=bad?) and why have they still not mentioned that their main character * spoiler * hasn’t been alive going on three years…and therefore can’t comment on any of this? Let us pierce these mists of intrigue…

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We take a few beats and discuss the E! True Hollywood story of our yoga teacher now deceased, and actually at rest in Hollywood Forever Cemetery - so technically it’s all on brand (isn’t THAT something to think about as we approach Samhain and Day of the Dead.) 

As ever we step back and have a conversation respecting multiple perspectives - trying to anyway - on a shared experience that produced VERY different interpretations from people involved. Ultimately - we all tell a story, we all sell a story. Are we buying a story? Then buyer beware. What is the cost, and who is making the biggest profit? (Spoiler - it is not Joanna or Andrea - we are definitely losing money on this podcast. You’re welcome!)

We’ll be back to discuss Astro and possibly the next installment of the infotainment.  As sentient beings, at the very least, watching this mindfully - it’s fun to see our friend and teacher’s story told in mmm…creative, sensational ways. We would never speak for the dead, but, if we were to guess…probably she’d be loving the gloss, the glamour, the “dunh dunh DUNNNNNH!” of it all.

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Pluto is direct and everyone is in its path. What does not kill you, cover you with sand, wipe out your property, blow up relationships, bring you to your knees and then kick out the scaffolding underneath you…doesn’t kill you. Congratulations! You’re still alive! Game on!

Everyone is going through it - really. Truly. Everyone. Understand with Compassion or you Mis-Understand the times. And if you can’t see God in all, you can’t see God at all. (Except for that guy that cut me off, that guy can go…Lol. J/K. He’s just giving some butterfly effect.). Which is why we here at This Aquarian Life will always have a level of job security because there will always be another butterfly effect, another transit, another wedding, another funeral, another documentary, another breakdown, another build up, and another rebirth that comes down the pike that we can talk about. And because they will all have multiple perspectives we can talk about those too. And their reboots. And their animated versions. And the Broadway musical. And the documentary about the documentary Broadway musical. We will talk about it all.

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As we volley such topics as victim/villain/hero (the new animal, vegetable, mineral?), stability, balance, the 55th Gene Key and so much more, we acknowledge we are mere drops in the ocean of a collective besieged by war, hurricanes, fires, and an election cycle. But we’re trying to be good drops, healthy drops, since the part is in the whole and we’d like to bring good dishes to the potluck. All of it hangs in the balance - our innermost essence of goodness that everyone shares. Maybe she’s born with it - maybe it’s Libra season.

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We contemplate frequency, creative acts and downloads, the “perfect” setting for meeting the Muse and engaging with flow (pssst - everywhere is perfect when the Muse shows up) Astrocartography and the new Taschen book just released, “Sacred Sites.”

🧬🧬 Gene Keys Live Stream September 28-29

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There’s so much going on in the skies and the world…is it no wonder we seek refuge in tennis documentaries and the Gospel of Gilmore Girls. Lean into the gifts and the shifts of these cycles as we move from Summer to Fall in the Northern Hem - and for all of us we get balance with Equinox, and free psychic surgery with the eclipses. It was a murkier retrograde we just exited (Andrea’s been dying to make that joke for weeks) but maybe - perhaps - there is some light at the end of the wilderness, the mists, the desert. (Spoiler - it’s you.! You’re the light.) Good work.

☀️ Equinox Astrology + Crystal Gridding Session with Joanna and Andrea. Check it Out.

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In the final waning hours of Leo Season we get right down to it and talk about FOMO, how it plays in life, decision making, and reviewing those decisions. Fear sells itself, so buyer beware. But fun sells itself too, so the question is - what do you want to have the bigger experience of.

♍️ Virgo Season Astrology + Crystal Grid custom reading & report with Joanna and Andrea. Book it Here.

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