Those Good Old-Fashioned Values

Okay so they're pirates. But they're also robots? And skeletons? And scantily-clad women? Too rich for my blood! Join Ty and Andy as they explore the crazy mixed-up world of crime on the high seas that your most annoying friend can't stop yelling at you about.

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kids, rejoice: we're finally figuring out which of these bastards is worse. no more will you be forced to eat your homework and do your vegetables

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if you showed a baby this movie, with no other cultural context, they would be able to describe the history of the Ku Klux Klan to you perfectly

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That's right, folks. We know the content that you want, that you crave. Never say we don't give you anything. Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they buckle down and review the newest season of Family Guy.

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Can Beavis beat Count Dooku? Could Tinky Winky kill Saul Goodman? On TGOFV's newest series, we use science and logic to power-scale characters who have never been power-scaled before. Eat your heart out, Goku vs Superman.

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In hindsight, maybe we shouldn't have planned out the next year of federal governance over a discord server. Especially one that anybody can hop on. Join Secretary Spencer, Chief of Staff Ty, and General Andy as they set US foreign and domestic policy for the foreseeable future.

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'Member Bloons Tower Defense? 'Member Happy Wheels? 'Member Pokemon? TGOFV 'members. Join 3l1t3 g4m3rs Spencer and Andy as they just kind of ramble about Flappy Bird for an hour.

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EXPOSING the TRUTH about the CIA's LEPRECHAUN CONSPIRACY #JoeRogan #JoeRoganExperience #TruthNuke #DarkWoke

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uh yeah your Honor we did assault the suspect-type individual but he was engaged in chomo-tic scenarios

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Man we gotta do something about these people. Why are you making these. Join cartoon thirsters Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they try to get themselves in the proper mindset to determine which kid's cartoon had the hottest hunks in it.

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