Those Good Old-Fashioned Values

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Cracked tries new things—some work, some don't.

Alternatively titled: Sam's Mom Please Don't Listen to This One. We sexually harass your son in it please ajust come back next week. Join Spencer, Ty, Andy, and special guest Sam Wolf as we continue on this fetish thing. Will our toil ever be over? Nobody can say.

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Camp Wanalakamaka sucks. There's no Wi-Fi, bugs are everywhere, and Jason keeps rising out of the lake to fuck all the campers. Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they tell spooky stories around the campfire and try not to burn all the S'mores.

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This week on Get Cynical, we take a look at Cracked's Golden Years of video content, including After Hours, Does Not Compute, and more!

We don't actually believe the stuff we say in this. We will be giving this month's Patreon money to the Susan G. Komen Foundation. Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they debate the merits of that rascally disease we all love to hate. Also we don't usually do this but: TW for discussions of sexual assault.

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A very important piece of cardboard gets stolen. A whole school pays the price.

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