Those Good Old-Fashioned Values

alright toots, spill the beans! did you kill him? did you?

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God forgive us we're going back to etc etc etc. Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as we revert to the miserable wretches we were when the podcast began, and writhe around in the dirt and mud with us. God damn us all.

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philadelphia all-around pimp and pussy gettah James Moss (@ratboyjames) joins us on this episode for a definitive ranking of every known sexual position

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Get Cynical Mini-Season Episode 3: Looking For Alaska by Those Good Old-Fashioned Values

no ty this week it's just spencer. yoooooooo wassup haha

full disclosure: this track had to be recorded twice and stitched together from backup audio because god fucking hates me. we got some good riffs in but it will sound like a Joy Division concert at points. i WILL make a better version once i get the audio issues sorted and i'm not insanely sick.

Released to the public by popular demand, just in time for Valentine's Day! Join Ty Limelight as she shepherds three unlucky dopes through winning a date with a beautiful woman. DISCLAIMER: the winning contestant did not actually get to have sex with Hesse.

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Theme and ending songs are by Rose With Teeth aka Angie (@gnostiquette). Support them here: rosewithteeth.bandcamp.com/.

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this is definitive proof that we know how to read. now you can never say we don't know how to read

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Nahhhhh these cowboys are gay as hell!! Pause!!! Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy, along with special guest Thomas (@len0kille) of Pendejo Time fame talk about the health risks involved with cowboy anal, trickster gods, and a video of a nonbinary person punching the shit out of their penis.

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A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Firebirb42069, Matthew Smith, Tash Diehart, Celeste, Stephen Tucker, Yung Zoe, April Harley, Sweat, Baylor Thornton, Glinko Drool, Luke Eakin, MakingSomeCrap, Matthew Ferrie, Dane Stephen, Jeremy-Alice Long, Louis Ceresa, Jennifer Knowles, Revidicism, Stubbuhdub, Kyle, Travis, Kilo, Axon, David Gebhardt, and James Lloyd-Jones!

Theme and ending songs are by Rose With Teeth aka Angie (@gnostiquette). Support them here: rosewithteeth.bandcamp.com/.

Watch Andy's streams at www.twitch.tv/anonkaiju.

Oh man does anyone else feel weird? Like they just ate some bad shrimp? Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they discuss an Oscar-winning film about a guy who's so mentally stunted that it gives him superpowers.

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A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Firebirb42069, Matthew Smith, Tash Diehart, Celeste, Stephen Tucker, Yung Zoe, April Harley, Sweat, Baylor Thornton, Glinko Drool, Luke Eakin, MakingSomeCrap, Matthew Ferrie, Dane Stephen, Jeremy-Alice Long, Louis Ceresa, Jennifer Knowles, Revidicism, Stubbuhdub, Kyle, Travis, Kilo, Axon, David Gebhardt, and James Lloyd-Jones!

Theme and ending songs are by Rose With Teeth aka Angie (@gnostiquette). Support them here: rosewithteeth.bandcamp.com/.

Watch Andy's streams at www.twitch.tv/anonkaiju.