Those Good Old-Fashioned Values

Y'all ever give it up for a Hallmark boyfriend? Y'all ever pop it open for a good-natured townie who owns a bakery? Join Spencer, Ty, and Jackson as they catch up after a long absence, discuss Jackson's crippling addiction to 7OH, and even rank some Christmas classics as we get closer to the Big Day.

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if you haven't bought your Christmas presents yet: STAY IN LINE!!!

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George Bailey didn't know what to do with all that. He didn't understand that Clarence was a nasty-ass PAWG. Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they pit all of your favorite Christmas monsters against each other: Santa, Rudolph, Hermie the Elf, Mrs. Claus, Yeti, Ralphie, Snow Miser, Loch Ness, a Grinch, a Krampus, a snowman with no conscience. All of the jolly guys you know and love.

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that's an awfully hot coffee cup!

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It's gonna be a chilly one this year, folks! To make sure you don't die of hypothermia, you gotta listen to this one. Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they discuss various strategies for staying warm during this freezing weather, as well as a brief digression into the culture of America's southern states.

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You ever notice how there's no good Thanksgiving movies? "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles" doesn't count. Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they write the first good Thanksgiving movie in history, and change the holiday forever.

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john fadule you are in the longhouse bro! theyre putting you in the longhouse!!!

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Should you own your unc with facts and logic? Or should you let him pop off and shoot his poison? Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they debate the pros and cons of fighting with your relatives on Thanksgiving, and how much of your turkey dinner you should be allowed to ruin.

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it's the episode you've been waiting for. for YEARS, you've been looking forward to this. no idea why, though

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There's two kinds of comedians: comedians and [REDACTED]. Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they discuss the finer points of America's largest and only growth sector: standup comedy. Also, please, if anyone knows Jeff Dunham, PLEASE tell me how to get in contact with him. PLEASE.

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